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09-08-2006, 11:49 AM
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#2026
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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How Many Cell Phones Can You Fit in Your Ass?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
give his wife a few more weeks with the strap-on . . . he'll have an Acura TL up there.
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I thought it was "pegging" and an Acura Vigor.
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09-08-2006, 11:50 AM
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#2027
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Star Treck
Happy 40th Birthday! Please PM Less for coping advice.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-08-2006, 11:53 AM
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#2028
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Damn you Tivo
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
In an effort to save you all lots and lots of time on the phone, do not call DirecTV re: the MPEG 4 satellite receiver with DVR (not Tivo). They will read from a script, put you on hold and then forward you to a person who supposedly knows something. Then they will hang up on you. Even though you're a fucking VIP customer. And they acknowledge that you're a fucking VIP customer. Then when you call back and ask to be fast-tracked to the appropriate person, they will tell you that that is unpossible and that you will have to wait in the fucking queue with the rest of the schmoes.
So, my gift to you is this - if you'd like to receive FOX in HD and you want a DVR on your HD satellite, and you have the upgraded 5 LNB dish, you will have to go to Best Buy, who has an exclusive on this box until September 16th or so. By then, the supply will have evaporated to about nothing. DirecTV will not have any of these boxes available for free upgrade until some time in November.
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I have the Directv-HD Tivo and have had Fox HD for quite awhile. Do you get the other HD channels and not Fox?
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09-08-2006, 12:06 PM
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#2029
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Damn you Tivo
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have the Directv-HD Tivo and have had Fox HD for quite awhile. Do you get the other HD channels and not Fox?
TM
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How many of those Tivo boxes can you fit up your ass?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-08-2006, 12:14 PM
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#2030
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Damn you Tivo
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How many of those Tivo boxes can you fit up your ass?
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I'd speculate quite a few. In HD. |
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09-08-2006, 12:25 PM
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#2031
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Court related things
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Perhaps it I am whiffing but it is a game like spin the bottle.
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5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing. |
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09-08-2006, 12:26 PM
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#2032
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Paisley
5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing.
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Yes, you proper Paisley person. And I've never played spin the bottle either. ahem. heh. |
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09-08-2006, 12:27 PM
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#2033
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Paisley
5 minutes making out in a closet. Played at a very young age. Not that I would have done such a thing.
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Why not? Your new avatar certainly has the mod gear for it.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 12:31 PM
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#2034
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Yay me.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Whitechocolatespaceegg. I like the whole album. I bet NotBob does too, iykwim.
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Y'all could persuade me to buy it. I like her other stuff, though not so much the last album.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-08-2006, 12:31 PM
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#2035
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Court related things
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Why not? Your new avatar certainly has the mod gear for it.
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Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!) |
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09-08-2006, 12:33 PM
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#2036
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Open Question
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sing 'Fair Harvard'
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Tom Lehrer is more fun:
- Fight fiercely, Harvard, fight, fight, fight
Demonstrate to them our skill
Albeit they possess the might
Nonetheless we have the will
How we shall celebrate our victory
We shall invite the whole team up for tea, how jolly
Hurl that spheroid down the field
And fight, fight, fight
Fight fiercely, Harvard, Fight, fight, fight
Impress them with our prowess, do
Oh, fellows, do not let the Crimson down
Be of stout heart and true
Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name
Won't it be peachy if we win the game, oh, goody
Let's try not to injure them
But fight, fight, fight - Let's not be rough, though
Fight, fight, fight - And do fight fiercely
Fight, fight, fight
But then Tom Lehrer is always more fun.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-08-2006, 12:35 PM
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#2037
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Paisley
Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!)
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You're small. But hott. I like it. Gold star. |
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09-08-2006, 12:36 PM
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#2038
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Paisley
Do you like my new outfit? I felt the red with black dots was less than flattering. (And this shows off my nice legs and hair!)
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I like the outfit. I'd have to meet you to get a better overall rating, though. I promise to be completely honest in my review.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 12:36 PM
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#2039
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Court related things
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're small. But hott. I like it. Gold star.
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09-08-2006, 12:37 PM
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#2040
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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Court related things
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I like the outfit. I'd have to meet you to get a better overall rating, though. I promise to be completely honest in my review.
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OK, but I'm an L.A. person. Will Union Station do? |
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