A sad, constant bid for attention - Page 136

ltl/fb · 10-02-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
When did Tom get Phil's man boobs?

He's like a mini-person.

Where are they?

And I always brush my teeth on THE pch.

Hank Chinaski · 10-02-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He's like a mini-person.

Where are they?

And I always brush my teeth on THE pch.

who is it brushing teeth?

robustpuppy · 10-02-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People are "amazed" at the "rapid loss" of "baby fat." Truly amazing.

Are you being facetious and mocking others' purported amazement? Because it's not that amazing for a woman in her twenties who was a skinny mini before pregnancy to be a skinny mini by the time the baby is six months old. You can see her abdomen is a little bit round, if that makes anybody feel better.

robustpuppy · 10-02-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have a question. Unless you're living in a van down by the river, why would you be brushing your teeth on PCH?

Just be glad he's brushing his teeth at all. McConaughey is otherwise not a poster child for personal hygiene.

taxwonk · 10-02-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
my ex. Words cannot express his rottenness. Carry on.

I know a guy who knows a guy. I'm just sayin'....

taxwonk · 10-02-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you being facetious? Because it's not that amazing for a woman in her twenties who was a skinny mini before pregnancy to be a skinny mini by the time the baby is six months old, especially if she has lots of household help and may even be able to make time for herself by exercising. It's not a typical American experience, but most American women are not typically that size before pregnancy anyway. Plus, you can see her tummy is a little bit round.

I'm more curious as to why she suddenly looks like Jacqueline Onassis. Not Kennedy. Onassis.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-02-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not a typical American experience,

you keep telling yourself that.

robustpuppy · 10-02-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you keep telling yourself that.

Foiled by the compulsive edit!

Sidd Finch · 10-02-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you being facetious and mocking others' purported amazement? Because it's not that amazing for a woman in her twenties who was a skinny mini before pregnancy to be a skinny mini by the time the baby is six months old. You can see her abdomen is a little bit round, if that makes anybody feel better.

And she appears to be wearing a girdle.

ltl/fb · 10-02-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just be glad he's brushing his teeth at all. McConaughey is otherwise not a poster child for personal hygiene.

Do you really think he's using toothpaste and sufficient water there? I doubt it. I shudder to think what must be caked in that toothbrush.

robustpuppy · 10-02-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
When did Tom get Phil's man boobs?

Merino wool sweaters are to men what low rise pants are to women.

NotFromHere · 10-02-2006, 03:04 PM

Better pic of Kate's ribcage.

"I was astonished by the ribs protruding from her dress. She wore designer clothing, but it'd be impossible for her to cover up her skinniness," an eyewitness says of the 5'7" Kate, 23, whose estimated weight is just 115 pounds.

dtb · 10-02-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Merino wool sweaters are to men what low rise pants are to women.

So true, so true. Low rise pants on chicks who are not fit are a BAD IDEA. On skinny chicks who are not fit, their soft bits hang over the waistband. It's not a good look.

What I find even more weird in that photo is how much taller she is than Tom. She looks like a giant compared to him, and I think she's 5'9". Nicole Kidman is tall (I think she's 5'11"), but I guess I never saw a picture of them standing right next to each other.

ltl/fb · 10-02-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So true, so true. Low rise pants on chicks who are not fit are a BAD IDEA. On skinny chicks who are not fit, their soft bits hang over the waistband. It's not a good look.

What I find even more weird in that photo is how much taller she is than Tom. She looks like a giant compared to him, and I think she's 5'9". Nicole Kidman is tall (I think she's 5'11"), but I guess I never saw a picture of them standing right next to each other.

Katie's wearing heels there. She looks very horsey. WASP-y.

NotFromHere · 10-02-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you being facetious and mocking others' purported amazement? Because it's not that amazing for a woman in her twenties who was a skinny mini before pregnancy to be a skinny mini by the time the baby is six months old. You can see her abdomen is a little bit round, if that makes anybody feel better.

It's almost as if she were never pregnant. Her abdomen is mostly flat. Like her boyfriend's head.