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10-19-2007, 03:45 PM
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#2026
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Lucid Dream
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.
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Do tell.
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10-19-2007, 03:47 PM
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#2027
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Lucid Dream
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.
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I think I made someone come in 30 seconds with a two-handed hand job. His mind seemed to be completely blown, npi.
But, sigh, I do see sebby's point on needing two hands just to encompass the girth. Because those are some tiny hands, and that means only like a couple inches of length are, uh, covered at any time. And that's maybe not ideal for a hand job.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-19-2007, 03:48 PM
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#2028
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.
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the Sebastian sock has been outsourced to India. You only use the left hand for one thing there.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-19-2007, 03:52 PM
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#2029
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do tell.
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Same stuff you'd do in a relationship. Mixing it up.
I wear a lot of outfits.
D'you call that guy yet?
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10-19-2007, 03:55 PM
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#2030
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.
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No, I've had that. My criticism was more in the line of any hands so small that you'd need two of them for a hand job likely being hands the law, or decency, prohibits from performing that function.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 10-19-2007 at 03:58 PM..
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10-19-2007, 03:57 PM
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#2031
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Lucid Dream
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Midget hands=is that like, "jazz hands"?
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Yes. Exactly. Nothing's better than a "jazz hands" hand job.
ETA: Maybe a "vogue" fuck is better. I don't know. No Madonna fan here.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 10-19-2007 at 04:01 PM..
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10-19-2007, 03:58 PM
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#2032
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Midget hands=is that like, "jazz hands"?
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Because I want to help, I want to explain something about humor. It takes more than just random free association to make something funny. Comparing "midget hands" to "jazz hands" is not funny simply because both phrases have the word "hands" in them. You need something more than that. I want you to think long and hard about this little lesson on humor and, the next time you post, I want you consider whether you are actually making a "joke" or are justing posting some words. If the latter, maybe the best course of action is to not post.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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10-19-2007, 03:58 PM
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#2033
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Same stuff you'd do in a relationship. Mixing it up.
I wear a lot of outfits.
D'you call that guy yet?
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I texted him. I hate talking on the phone.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-19-2007, 04:08 PM
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#2034
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you think Amy Roloff would have a too-tall-to-bang limit?
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I hear you're nuts over her.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2007, 04:10 PM
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#2035
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Consigliere
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FMF
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ABBAKiss
You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.
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Still not as good as a two-mouth blow job. |
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10-19-2007, 04:12 PM
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#2036
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For a "friend"
If you can give me advice about insurance after leaving a job on good terms please PM me.
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10-19-2007, 04:15 PM
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#2037
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Lucid Dream
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Because I want to help, I want to explain something about humor. It takes more than just random free association to make something funny. Comparing "midget hands" to "jazz hands" is not funny simply because both phrases have the word "hands" in them. You need something more than that. I want you to think long and hard about this little lesson on humor and, the next time you post, I want you consider whether you are actually making a "joke" or are justing posting some words. If the latter, maybe the best course of action is to not post.
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I'm trying super-hard, sensei. Perhaps my lame humor dishonors you, but don't I get an "A" for effort?
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10-19-2007, 04:18 PM
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#2038
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For a "friend"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If you can give me advice about insurance after leaving a job on good terms please PM me.
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I think you can Cobra at a rate slightly above what your employer paid for up to 12 months. Then, if you call yourself a consulting company or some claptrap like that, you can join a local chamber of commerce for $500 a years or something like that and buy policies through the programs they provide at a modest discount.
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10-19-2007, 04:20 PM
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#2039
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For a "friend"
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If you can give me advice about insurance after leaving a job on good terms please PM me.
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Call fringe. Or, better, text her, because she doesn't like talking to people.
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10-19-2007, 04:20 PM
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#2040
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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For a "friend"
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think you can Cobra at a rate slightly above what your employer paid for up to 12 months. Then, if you call yourself a consulting company or some claptrap like that, you can join a local chamber of commerce for $500 a years or something like that and buy policies through the programs they provide at a modest discount.
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I buy my coverage through the Bar Association. I have a high deductible, but I don't mind paying for my routine care, and my premiums are low.
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