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08-26-2003, 08:30 PM
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#20476
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
1. Wrong.
2. How would you know?
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He could fly his angel wings up to Heaven and get butt-fucked by grampa's strap-on.
This is a gentle, kind way of saying you need to get over being unamusingly defensive. |
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08-26-2003, 08:32 PM
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#20477
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
RP is married!?! She never mentioned it...
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I'm sorry, I should have said "married and/or in the closet." Oh well. |
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08-26-2003, 08:32 PM
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#20478
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Chicks dig hot guys
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Agreed. However, the avatar photo appears to me to be taken so as to appeal to the QE, not the straight fly.
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There is more than one website dedicated to this picture.
Chicks dig hot guys |
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08-26-2003, 08:33 PM
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#20479
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Pet Peeve
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not just mine. Everyone's get repressed at one time or another.
Yes.
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I only get mine repressed when the creases are wearing flat.
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08-26-2003, 08:34 PM
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#20480
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Things you have slurped.
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
He could fly his angel wings up to Heaven and get butt-fucked by grampa's strap-on.
This is a gentle, kind way of saying you need to get over being unamusingly defensive.
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I'm not here for your amusement, as egocentric as you may want to appear to be. Why do you hate me so much?
And why would grandpa have a strap-on? Wouldn't gramma be the likely candidate? Or has it been so long for you that you don't know who is supposed to be the strappee? |
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08-26-2003, 08:35 PM
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#20481
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why would grandpa have a strap-on? Wouldn't gramma be the likely candidate? Or has it been so long for you that you don't know who is supposed to be the strappee?
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Because (sigh) your grandpa can't get it up, even with Viagra.
Edited to add that I think the website you did the link to is maintained by and for gay men. NTTAWWT. |
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08-26-2003, 08:37 PM
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#20482
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because (sigh) your grandpa can't get it up, even with Viagra.
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Is that what he told you? Or was he just gently refusing your awkward out-of-practice advances? |
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08-26-2003, 08:40 PM
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#20483
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is that what he told you? Or was he just gently refusing your awkward out-of-practice advances?
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I read your grandma's diary on the web. They're dead, for chrissakes.
I don't fuck the aged; I don't want one of them to die on/in me. |
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08-26-2003, 08:42 PM
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#20484
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Regifting your used porno?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ditto. I did like E/O's link last night though. How do FB women obtain their erotica? Mine is primarily thru Good Vibes...
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I must have found all the creepy stuff on that site. I went to the "favorites" section, which seemed to have an excess of incest-themed stories. I am not turned on by stories of mothers and sons, sisters and brothers, etc. Ugh. I'll have to go back to see if I missed some stuff more suited to me. |
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08-26-2003, 08:44 PM
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#20485
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
Am I spelling that right? bol? Anyone?
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08-26-2003, 08:45 PM
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#20486
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't fuck the tacky
I don't fuck the aged
And I don't masturbate
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Fringey, dear, it's not necessary for you to enumerate the categories of people that you won't fuck because it's obvious that nobody is fucking you. |
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08-26-2003, 08:46 PM
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#20487
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Amen
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.
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I love your avatar. Because Chick's Rule!
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08-26-2003, 08:47 PM
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#20488
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fringey, dear, it's not necessary for you to enumerate the categories of people that you won't fuck because it's obvious that nobody is fucking you.
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See, NFH, now that's an insult.
The only response I can come up with is "I'm self-sufficient" but it seems inadequate, even to me. But really, would you fuck her grandpa? Please.
Edited to say, waitasecond, did I really ever say I don't masturbate? If so it was intended to be humorous. |
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08-26-2003, 08:48 PM
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#20489
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Amen
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I love your avatar. Because Chick's Rule!
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Thanks! Its' good to know your they're for me. |
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08-26-2003, 08:51 PM
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#20490
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's hopeless to play the sweet innocent little thing on the FB and fuck other posters. The fact you are a dirty whore will come out, every time.
Even if you only fuck married posters.
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She's lying. We're very discreet.
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