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08-26-2003, 08:52 PM
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#20491
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Edited to say, waitasecond, did I really ever say I don't masturbate? If so it was intended to be humorous.
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Premise, premise, unstated assumption, conclusion. Tell me the "therefore" wasn't necessary.
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08-26-2003, 08:54 PM
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#20492
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Amen
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks! Its' good to know your they're for me.
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And I alway's will be.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-26-2003, 09:11 PM
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#20493
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Amen
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks! Its' good to know your they're for me.
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And with that, my inner Timmy just exploded. So, gwincky, you going to come down here and clean up this mess?
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08-26-2003, 09:16 PM
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#20494
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
Posts: 180
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't fuck the aged; ........
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shit, just when I thougth i might be geting somewhere.....
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08-26-2003, 09:18 PM
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#20495
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Premise, premise, unstated assumption, conclusion. Tell me the "therefore" wasn't necessary.
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I don't get it.
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08-26-2003, 09:18 PM
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#20496
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by bridge of love
shit, just when I thougth i might be geting somewhere.....
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don't worry, you weren't anyway.
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08-26-2003, 09:23 PM
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#20497
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't get it.
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Therefore you don't masturbate (you know, because you are tacky and aged). I knew you were ugly, mean, and frustrated, but I never took you for slow.
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08-26-2003, 09:42 PM
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#20498
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Ketchup
Things I have learned this afternoon:
1. I have the most bangable avatar . . . sweet.
2. Texans are sexy.
3. Outpatient surgery is still freakin surgery.
4. Fugee needs to PM me about literotica, since she found the scary incest stuff. (What is it about men and incest?!)
5. The OM bought a bag of Sweetish Hill tollhouse cookies, which is my fifth favorite cookie, to help me feel better. (Number 1 is central market's english toffee chip cookie.)
5.a. Wonk, you can still PM me about C is for Cookies.
6. WWLD is testing my last nerve with the quotes.
7. People now use fly in a completely different way than we used fly back in the day.
Even(oweeee)Odds
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08-26-2003, 09:42 PM
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#20499
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
...and I get to ride home with the top down.
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Good. Take pictures and submit them for breasticle day II.
TM
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08-26-2003, 09:47 PM
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#20500
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm not here for your amusement, as egocentric as you may want to appear to be. Why do you hate me so much?
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The point is, your avatar is stupid. Okay, maybe that's not her point, but it's a point nevertheless.
Speaking of stupid avatars, every avatar that moves in any way (including the spinning dice and yez, that dinosaur that never seems to get any skinnier) should be banned.
TM
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08-26-2003, 09:52 PM
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#20501
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
See, NFH, now that's an insult.
The only response I can come up with is "I'm self-sufficient" but it seems inadequate, even to me. But really, would you fuck her grandpa? Please.
Edited to say, waitasecond, did I really ever say I don't masturbate? If so it was intended to be humorous.
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You just got your head handed to you and that's what you come back with? Maybe you should stop taking the meds again.
TM
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08-26-2003, 09:53 PM
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#20502
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The point is, your avatar is stupid. Okay, maybe that's not her point, but it's a point nevertheless.
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The stupidity and "makes people think you are a gay male NTTAWWT but it seems to piss you off" are part of the point. She (he?) also gets defensive really quickly and intensely and that amuses me. If I can induce people to do things that amuse me, I will. Unless it takes a lot of energy.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Therefore you don't masturbate (you know, because you are tacky and aged). I knew you were ugly, mean, and frustrated, but I never took you for slow.
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I cry uncle. I have taught you too well, grasshopper.
Is Fugee going to sue me (a la Fox) for using her word?
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08-26-2003, 09:56 PM
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#20503
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things I have neither slurped nor schtupped.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You just got your head handed to you and that's what you come back with? Maybe you should stop taking the meds again.
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I acknowledged that my response was inadequate, but apparently it was really, really inadequate. I will be hanging my head in shame all the way home. Seriously.
Between me and RT, that will probably result in two multi-car pileups on the freeway. Unless we hit each other.
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08-26-2003, 10:06 PM
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#20504
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Ketchup
What kind of surgery?
A little while after I had some major surgery, I had some minor oral surgery. (I had bitten the inside of my lip, and it made a bump that wouldn't go away. Yes, I'm retarded.) It was the funniest thing -- I remember thinking, this is absurdly easy, and now, I get to walk home. No hospital stay = good.
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Originally posted by evenodds
3. Outpatient surgery is still freakin surgery.
Even(oweeee)Odds
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08-26-2003, 10:22 PM
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#20505
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Things you have slurped.
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of stupid avatars, every avatar that moves in any way (including the spinning dice and yez, that dinosaur that never seems to get any skinnier) should be banned.
TM
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Die.
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