Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
There is more than one website dedicated to this picture.

Chicks dig hot guys

I really, really do not know what in the HELL this link is supposed to prove. And how about a sound spree? Thankfully I was at home - I only had to explain to gf why I was looking at a nekkid baby angel dude while listening to that twinkle ding dong music. anttwat

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
[ball song]

I can't believe that someone posted a song about balls and it's not Dan Bern's "Tiger Woods":

I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted
That was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon

And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods

[ias_39]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive.

With such careful use of oft confused words like "implied" and "inferred", it's surprising that you're so tone deaf to confuse fringie's sarcasm for sincerity. Patch people don't suffer bouts of inferiority on account of NYC. You're thinking of Californians.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Everyone thinks it is so fucking cool to have low hanging balls, like they are all bad ass motherfucking cool fucking hombres with their low hanging balls or whatever. But that is because everyone does not realize that low hanging balls are just that much more prone to being lopped off by errant lawnmower blades and children running with scissors. But not Penske. My main man Penske likes to follow up his ultra-marathons with a frigid ice-water bath. Ain't nothing lopping his little buddies off, short of a botched tracheotomy.

Just for the laugh this gave me, I should bake you some cookies.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, leave the schmuck alone. Didn't you see him say he was hurt?

I'm sorry Flower. Have another cookie.

Ok ok, I'm sorry. Some people are so sensitive.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Very Good!! Now we can all sound fly with the

pocket lexicon of teen lingo.

Worthless site. Does not have half the slang my 13 yr old mentee uses. I think I have "trifling"** and "pimpin" figured out but I'm not entirely clear what "chickenhead" means except that it is not a compliment.

Speaking of Finns and drinking, there is an ethnic slur I haven't heard much outside of Northern Minnesota: stump jumping Finn. They have a variety of Czech, Slav, Serb and Croat slurs too but the Finn one is the only one picturesque enough to stick with me.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And Leagl will know how it feels to belong to a family that opens presents on Christmas Eve.

I've got a couple of presents already. So apparently I now know what it is like to be in a family that opens them weeks before...

Originally posted by dc_chef
You'd think that with a lesbian running the place, there would be all kinds of dirty talk. Wait, that's just in my fantasy world.

How many times do I have to tell you this. I'm boring.

And we have 3 pictures. 2 of male parts and 1 of female parts. So move it people

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

Leagl: could we get a "commonly used acronyms/terms" page? Or have someone compile them all in one place in a post others can link to?

Actually we have one. But I need to add things to it. Why don't you all start making a list of the words you think we should put on it.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...=&threadid=159


Ok, I am done catching up now. You may carry on.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Fugee
Worthless site. Does not have half the slang my 13 yr old mentee uses. I think I have "trifling"** and "pimpin" figured out but I'm not entirely clear what "chickenhead" means except that it is not a compliment.

Speaking of Finns and drinking, there is an ethnic slur I haven't heard much outside of Northern Minnesota: stump jumping Finn. They have a variety of Czech, Slav, Serb and Croat slurs too but the Finn one is the only one picturesque enough to stick with me.

Chickenhead is a derogatory term for prostitute because of the motion of the individual's head while they are giving head. I've heard it used to derisively refer to any number of people in lieu of the term "cocksucker".

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
I'm not entirely clear what "chickenhead" means.

A term of endearment for Thurgreed's mama, that is mainly used by her gentleman callers.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Chickenhead is a derogatory term for prostitute because of the motion of the individual's head while they are giving head. I've heard it used to derisively refer to any number of people in lieu of the term "cocksucker".

Dude, that's no way to talk about Thurgreed's mama. He's gonna kick your whack ass!

[Shape Shifter]

I have been doing my part.

http://www.theonionavclub.com/current_savage.html

(spree: Savage Love discussing Dan Savage's efforts to enhace the language)

The column issues a challenge that I hope can be taken up by certain fb members (not nfh's avatar). Apologies in advance for the long quote.

"I would like to congratulate you on what appears to be a successful effort to introduce a new word into the English language. Your recent series of interesting letters and the contest to find a new use for that useless windbag Santorum have worked admirably.

Let me explain: I was recently in a restaurant in New York having dinner with my wife. (The restaurant in question is Rosewater, and I recommend it if you happen to be in the Park Slope area of Brooklyn.) While my wife was using the ladies' room, I overheard the word "santorum," and of course my ears perked up. My neighbors, two women and a man, were discussing not only your column, Dan, but also their approval of the new meaning of santorum and how useful it would be for them. All this over Chilean sea bass and smoked duck! How is Mr. Santorum taking all this?
Ted

I don't know how Mr. Santorum is taking all this, Ted, and when I called his office to inquire... Well, let's just say that Sen. Santorum had no comment. In fact, no one in his office would even take my call. Which struck me as rude, but, hey, I'm not a constituent. Perhaps a reader who lives in Pennsylvania, the state Santorum represents, would have better luck contacting him. (You can e-mail Rick at senator@santorum.senate.gov, or reach him by phone at 202/224-6324.) I'll present anyone who can get an on-the-record comment from Santorum or his spokesperson with a case of lube and a selection of santorum T-shirts from extraugly.com."

Edit: half-k!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Chickenhead is a derogatory term for prostitute because of the motion of the individual's head while they are giving head. I've heard it used to derisively refer to any number of people in lieu of the term "cocksucker".

"Chickenhead" is frequently used in the dirty dirty to describe (depending on status of describer) a ho (someone who intends to be taken care of for delivering sexual gratification) or a groupie (see, ho).

Edited to reflect an understanding of the English language.

Even(painkillers rock)Odds

[evenodds]

The Fab 5 are so sweet with the guys. My favorite part is when they watch the SG and cheer.

[purse junkie]

Man sentenced to 18 months for licking woman's feet in supermarket:

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/ne...in08272003.htm

Anttwat, if you ask permission first before going at it.