Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fugee
Worthless site. Does not have half the slang my 13 yr old mentee uses. I think I have "trifling"** and "pimpin" figured out but I'm not entirely clear what "chickenhead" means except that it is not a compliment.

Triflin' -- To be petty. Usually used with men that won't commit, have nothing going on (in the way of a job) or make a bunch of excuses. See lyrics to "Bills Bills Bills" by Destiny's Child (at which point the word had jumped the shark in a leather jacket).

Pimpin' -- Used to be used to describe the act of pulling a lot of women. Now it's more generic and often describes the more general behavior of ballers or players.

Chickenhead -- Wannabe women. Started with girls around the block who were always sweatin' ballers. Now it's more general and applies to any woman who wants to be down. See PJ.

TM

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know how Mr. Santorum is taking all this, Ted, and when I called his office to inquire... Well, let's just say that Sen. Santorum had no comment. In fact, no one in his office would even take my call. Which struck me as rude, but, hey, I'm not a constituent. Perhaps a reader who lives in Pennsylvania, the state Santorum represents, would have better luck contacting him. (You can e-mail Rick at senator@santorum.senate.gov, or reach him by phone at 202/224-6324.) I'll present anyone who can get an on-the-record comment from Santorum or his spokesperson with a case of lube and a selection of santorum T-shirts from extraugly.com."

Edit: half-k!

I sent him a book that discusses the fact that animals engage in same sex activity. For some reason, I didn't get a response.

Maybe I'll stop by his office next time I am on the hill and ask him how he feels about the new meaning of his name. Then again, maybe not.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
And we have 3 pictures. 2 of male parts and 1 of female parts. So move it people

I've been sent a few. I'll forward them when it comes time (and upon approval from the appropriate parties).

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Dude, that's no way to talk about Thurgreed's mama. He's gonna kick your whack ass!

I'm still not believing he talked about Thurgreed's momma that way. That shit is straight out motherfucking wrong. I hope I'm not around when Thurgreed finds out. If so, I'm gonna just close my eyes and pretend I am asleep.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
The Fab 5 are so sweet with the guys. My favorite part is when they watch the SG and cheer.

Yesterday was a good episode. They hooked that guy's apartment up. I didn't like what they did with his personal look, though. I guess that's what he wanted, but the haircut looked stupid (better than the long hair, but still stupid) and the clothes they picked out for him didn't look like they fit at all. What's the point of being that big if you can't wear normal clothes?

And the "friend," who all of a sudden couldn't get enough of him, wasn't bad looking at all. Maybe she just wanted more air time since there were so many people there. Nice bod. Cute face. But I don't understand why a haircut and a new apartment could make him that attractive to her. The guy was nice, but dim dim dim. And he seemed like he was happier spending time with the Fab 5 than with any of his other friends (including her). I think 5 toasters may be delivered to the studio within a month.

It was cool that he took a bullet for his mom, though.

TM

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[yap, yap, yap] See PJ.

TM

Keep posting about me, you obsessed freak.

But smudge my proper white gloves and I'll kick your ass. Does that count as 'down'?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm still not believing he talked about Thurgreed's momma that way. That shit is straight out motherfucking wrong. I hope I'm not around when Thurgreed finds out. If so, I'm gonna just close my eyes and pretend I am asleep.

Quit your triflin' behavior, you chickenheads.

Originally posted by evenodds
Things I have learned this afternoon:

4. Fugee needs to PM me about literotica, since she found the scary incest stuff. (What is it about men and incest?!)


Even(oweeee)Odds

Please, keep this discussion on the boards. More people than just Fugee around here would like to know about erotica. It has got to be a better discussion than most of the things that are discussed around here.

I'm with chef, I miss the old days of sex talk discussion even if I have nothing to add.

RL

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Man sentenced to 18 months for licking woman's feet in supermarket:

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/ne...in08272003.htm

Anttwat, if you ask permission first before going at it.

You know, that's interesting. I was in a restaurant recently where a fight nearly broke out between two women after one licked the other's calf. The lickee was merely showing off a tattoo and the licker decided to see what tattoo ink tasted like.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, that's interesting. I was in a restaurant recently where a fight nearly broke out between two women after one licked the other's calf. The lickee was merely showing off a tattoo and the licker decided to see what tattoo ink tasted like.

So how'd it taste?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So how'd it taste?

TM

Like chicken.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

For your amusement, a letter to Miss Manners in todays Wash Post, describing a variety of wedding shower greed that no one here has come up with yet:

"Dear Miss Manners:

I got an invitation to a floating shower for a wedding. What is this? I was told by a friend that you drop off the gift and are given a covered meal and leave. Can this be true?

Gentle Reader:

Oh, sure. There are a lot of greedy people floating around, and one of them was bound to come up with the idea of collecting the loot without having to associate with the donors. The next clever person will think of charging for the meal.

Meanwhile, Miss Manners has a question of her own:

Can it be true that people comply with such instructions? "

Yet another example of why the most vital lesson of etiquette is the ability to just say "no, thank you." Obligatory link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Aug26.html

[Replaced_Texan]

Argue your case, pay $100 bucks and it could be yours.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/957829.asp...20030645&cp1=1 (spree, it's MSNBC).

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, that's interesting. I was in a restaurant recently where a fight nearly broke out between two women after one licked the other's calf. The lickee was merely showing off a tattoo and the licker decided to see what tattoo ink tasted like.

Perhaps community ed schools ought to offer "Etiquette 101 for Fetishists." Shining example: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

[evenodds]

Originally posted by RedLady
Please, keep this discussion on the boards. More people than just Fugee around here would like to know about erotica. It has got to be a better discussion than most of the things that are discussed around here.

I directed Fugee to several subjects on literotica that I thought she might find interesting. (This is not the first time I have directed a woman toward good porn.)

I will provide the same links here, with the understanding that you should NOT click here from work

Novels and novellas
http://www.literotica.com/stories/ca...hp?category=33

Romance
http://www.literotica.com/stories/ca...hp?category=15

To check for other subject matter, check "voting results by category" not most read (which tends to be incest, ya sickos)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/toplists.php

I prefer a good story with interesting characters in addition to hot graphic sex.