Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Touched by an Angel is filmed in Utah.

Godda .... uh, fiddlesticks!

(Just don't tell te MIL, and we're still copacetic.)

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought GGG was from a coast . . .

I thought he was from Toledo but now I think he is from Woostah, which is not technically on the coast and might as well be Tulsa.

[Shape Shifter]

Heard on a conference call this morning: "cascading" and "granularity." Seemed awfully geological for an MBA-type. Is there a helpful book that takes an aggressive posture towards populating itself with the entire universe of these buzzwords? I need to keep up.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. "Flyover land" is a backhanded way to imply you're a jetsetter. Its also a favorite of internet journalists. Its more a self-compliment than a put down. Doesn't do the job effectively.

Not surprisingly, people I know who spend a lot of time in the air never use that description. And "red states" is easier.

No. "Red States" is like "Monday Morning QUarterback", LThink outside the box", "Phoning it in" and "Paris Hilton" for term that is completley overused and unoriginal. It is way past its sell by date. Didn't you get the memo?

Thanks for playing, anti-elite, pro-fake tits, raised to not be a fuckup Sebby.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was something of a peeker growing up,

Hmmm. This story didn't end up going where I thought it would.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This game reached a climax when I was in junior high.

You're such a tease. (And don't think I'm not reminded of my own version of this game -- I know I've told the story -- about the game "Perfection"?)

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I desperately wanted either a stereo or an amp for my guitar, and I wanted each so bad I could taste it.

Dude. You're such a rocker. I'm so proud to have you as my internet boyfriend.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't have a direct cite, but the return of the paigow would certainly top the list. Sorry, Hank, Picasso gets bumped down.

Quick, call Rusybroek. I think I am getting rimmed.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Because this is the time of year for countdowns and lists and best ofs, I propose that we make a list of the best of GA 04. On this list I wouldlike to see such greatest hits as the NFH song that triggered the SS parody. I would like to see Sebby's post where he states that most people would mainly agree that he is mostly correct that I am anti fake tits out of jealousy and longing that i wasnt so flat chested. And who can forget the post wher Atticus declared that anyone who gets tipsy is shitting on his bed? I think Flower maybe had a agood post this year but not sure if it would make a list. Anybody up for the compilation?

I think that all of those posts would be rounded out by your post that was both coherent and relevant and my post that added something to a discussion other than simply sniping.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No. "Red States" is like "Monday Morning QUarterback", LThink outside the box", "Phoning it in" and "Paris Hilton" for term that is completley overused and unoriginal. It is way past its sell by date. Didn't you get the memo?

Thanks for playing, anti-elite, pro-fake tits, raised to not be a fuckup Sebby.

Whiff.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Had this last weekend and plan to get more. At $23 (BevMo), a little more expensive than most of what I drink, but very yummy.

N.B. -- It's their Rockpile Road zin -- better (and more expensive) than some of their other zins.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whiff.

Whiff.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heard on a conference call this morning: "cascading" and "granularity." Seemed awfully geological for an MBA-type. Is there a helpful book that takes an aggressive posture towards populating itself with the entire universe of these buzzwords? I need to keep up.

Just say "what?" when you hear those words. Conveys the appropriate "talk like a fucking human" message to the asshole.

The minute any douchebag starts talking "synergies" and "allainces" I usually get that "Fuck, this guy's got no fucking money... next thing he'll do is offer me is equity for services" sinking feeling. I haven't been wrong yet - lingo and cash tend to be mutually exclusive since April of 2000...

...but then again, cash and this city have been mutually exclusive since 1945...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So, I will leave early and go to the mall. That may make me happy -- I still have some shopping to do, so I will go buy racy lingerie, or books, or music, or shoes.

Don't go! It's a madhouse out there. Those people are insane. Insane!

I knew that I never leave the loop, but I forgot the reason. Never again! Jesus Christ, it took me a fucking HOUR to get back from a simple trip down I-10.

The only redeeming factor was that as long as I was all the way out there, I was able to stop at REI on the way back and get those tee-shirts. Sock person, whoever you are, they are fairly nice.

I'm still traumatized. Honestly, how on earth do people commute through that mess every single day?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whiff.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff.

Whiff.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb


Dude. You're such a rocker. I'm so proud to have you as my internet boyfriend.

We need an updated roster. Because I've lost track.

[ABBAKiss]

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Whiff.

Whiff. This is fun!