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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you even bother? I feel like a newfoundland swatting away at a chihuahua.

I read a great story in a dog book a few years ago by a newfoundland owner who was visited by a friend with a chihuahua, which ran back and forth and yapped and kept trying to get the newfoundland to play. Eventually the newfoundland picked the chihuahua up by the scruff of the neck, and deposited it in the bathtub, from which it could not get out.

Notwithstanding, I'm not seeing you as a newfoundland.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think having a quote from someone else is definitely a Fatal Attraction/Desperately Seeking Susan thing. Always. Spot on, bunny.

The irony is delicious, no?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The irony is delicious, no?

It's fucking confusing as hell. I would think she is being tongue in cheek or something, but the tone isn't right.

Bc I know sunny is probably flipping around like a dying fish on a powerboat trying to figure out what profound act of stupidity she just committed, I will repost tihs and give her a chance to post hoc it.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky Post #2037

but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....


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Namaste

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I read a great story in a dog book a few years ago by a newfoundland owner who was visited by a friend with a chihuahua, which ran back and forth and yapped and kept trying to get the newfoundland to play. Eventually the newfoundland picked the chihuahua up by the scruff of the neck, and deposited it in the bathtub, from which it could not get out.

Notwithstanding, I'm not seeing you as a newfoundland.

Godammit. I thought I invented that analogy. Had no idea it was a book.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bc I know sunny is probably flipping around like a dying fish on a powerboat trying to figure out what profound act of stupidity she just committed, I will repost tihs and give her a chance to post hoc it.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky Post #2037

but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....


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For many reasons, not the least of which, was the public admin post, I am bidding you all faretheewell. I am contemplating my continued future cyberpresence and may start a blog and sell tee shrirts or some shit. if you are interested, please contact me. I will pop in a little more to check PMs, and then I am joinging my main man Penske in that sock drawer in the sky.

and if you are on Yahoo IM and we dont already talk, let me know that too.

Namaste

Um, no that's not it. It's the copying me by posting a quote from me, because I have a quote from you in my sig line. Even though mine is there as a reminder to you that you officially quit the board, whereas I merely logged out for the night to go bill. YOu post like a wack everyday, whereas I actually go and do work for weeks at a time before having a wack posting day...But That was apparent, no? When in the heck do you actually do client work? Is it during the hours when the rest of us are going out and you have no plans?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's fucking confusing as hell. I would think she is being tongue in cheek or something, but the tone isn't right.

No, ltl, she actually is that stupid.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, ltl, she actually is that stupid.

So it wasn't fellatio that kept her out of a decent law school?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So it wasn't fellatio that kept her out of a decent law school?

who the fuck said I didn't go to a decent law school?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Notwithstanding, I'm not seeing you as a newfoundland.

2. Newfies of my acquaintence are big and bouncy (when they're not sleeping) and sweet. And they drool a lot. Not the mental image I have of paigow.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. Newfies of my acquaintence are big and bouncy (when they're not sleeping) and sweet. And they drool a lot. Not the mental image I have of paigow.

Only Newfie I know is handicapped and in a wheel chair and bumps into things all the time. He's kinda loveable in that vulnerable kinda way. Though he drools too much for my taste.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
who the fuck said I didn't go to a decent law school?

You did, dumbass. "agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study."

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So it wasn't fellatio that kept her out of a decent law school?

I think she actually hda to take the dick out of her mouth to get into that school.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, ltl, she actually is that stupid.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You did, dumbass. "agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study."

Um, that's not the same thing, you idiot.