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Old 06-20-2005, 06:07 PM   #2041
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When I was a kid I used to spend hours with my parents in Canadian Tire (like Home Depot). My parents really love me but I thought the experience was highly overrated. If only Canada had Target.
THat's becaues you expected someone to try to make your home a more wonderful place bc they were your parents.
 
Old 06-20-2005, 06:08 PM   #2042
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:10 PM   #2043
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Whoa. You're eerily close. My count was 121, but I may have missed a few.

ET amend: I've been told "its (sic) only 20something."
Hey, consider that a small annoyance. Between my old lady and me, we've had 3 car accidents in the last 30 days... all annoying little fuckers that weren't even worth reporting.

RE: NYC right on red prohibition... I am one of the few people I know who's been pulled over in heavy traffic by a NYC traffic cop. It was bizarre. The dude came running up to me in traffic and started screaming about how I took a left from the middle lane. I said something like "So did about 100 other cars." Amazingly, no ticket. That was a terribly boring story. I blame you for causing me to recall it. I want that 30 seconds of typing time back.
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:12 PM   #2044
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:15 PM   #2045
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Hey, consider that a small annoyance. Between my old lady and me, we've had 3 car accidents in the last 30 days... all annoying little fuckers that weren't even worth reporting.

RE: NYC right on red prohibition... I am one of the few people I know who's been pulled over in heavy traffic by a NYC traffic cop. It was bizarre. The dude came running up to me in traffic and started screaming about how I took a left from the middle lane. I said something like "So did about 100 other cars." Amazingly, no ticket. That was a terribly boring story. I blame you for causing me to recall it. I want that 30 seconds of typing time back.
One of the few benefits of driving in a big city: there are no rules.
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:15 PM   #2046
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Remember those "No Fat Chicks" logos? I used to think those were so damned cool, way back when "Fair Warning" was the coolest record I owned...

I should put one on my truck. I imagine it would create some pretty funny reactions at this age/stage of my appearance.
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:15 PM   #2047
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Because honey, not everyone freaks out like you when they turn 30.

Did anyone here know Paigs before she was 30?
I could have sworn you said something along the lines of you would never date if you didn't get a ring by thirty bc women who are dating at thirty or above are pathetic old hags, or something like that. Memory failing in your old age, tiger?

We can have a botox party for yoru SPinster Shower. All that time outside seems to have taken its toll on you, Crinkley. RP? Barely? Fringey? RT? Anne? GWNC? ABBA? SParklehorse (if you arent a Gay)? ANy ideas on what other festivities should take place?
 
Old 06-20-2005, 06:17 PM   #2048
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:17 PM   #2049
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I could have sworn you said something along the lines of you would never date if you didn't get a ring by thirty bc women who are dating at thirty or above are pathetic old hags, or something like that. Memory failing in your old age, tiger?

We can have a botox party for yoru SPinster Shower. All that time outside seems to have taken its toll on you, Crinkley. RP? Barely? Fringey? RT? Anne? GWNC? ABBA? SParklehorse (if you arent a Gay)? ANy ideas on what other festivities should take place?


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Its all he can get, except for the butterfaces.
 
Old 06-20-2005, 06:19 PM   #2051
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Remember those "No Fat Chicks" logos? I used to think those were so damned cool, way back when "Fair Warning" was the coolest record I owned...

I should put one on my truck. I imagine it would create some pretty funny reactions at this age/stage of my appearance.
Its right up there with the "Stop Aids" sticker with the stick figures having anal sex with a slash through them.
 
Old 06-20-2005, 06:24 PM   #2052
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I am not one to enjoy, or do, housework. BUT, last weekend, I chainsawed a few trees in my backyard. If you haven't taken a chainsaw to anything, I highly recommend trying it. Its more strenuous than you think, and you'll immediately forget your hangover... Because anything less than complete concentration on the project will cause loss of limbs, severed femoral arteries, etc... I couldn't put the fucker down. Terrifically therapeautic.
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:25 PM   #2053
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Its right up there with the "Stop Aids" sticker with the stick figures having anal sex with a slash through them.
How can you tell whether stick figures are having anal sex or just doing it doggy-style?
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:26 PM   #2054
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How can you tell whether stick figures are having anal sex or just doing it doggy-style?
If they are both boy stick figures, it is most likely the anal.
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:26 PM   #2055
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I am not one to enjoy, or do, housework. BUT, last weekend, I chainsawed a few trees in my backyard. If you haven't taken a chainsaw to anything, I highly recommend trying it. Its more strenuous than you think, and you'll immediately forget your hangover... Because anything less than complete concentration on the project will cause loss of limbs, severed femoral arteries, etc... I couldn't put the fucker down. Terrifically therapeautic.
I cut down trees for a summer. Phenomenal work. Try getting in the tree (with a harness) and cutting...good times...
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