Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay, I love you. I love RT. I love that you are fucking and sucking each other. But I totally agree with TM. Ick. Stop it.

I don't want to pile on, but part of the problem with the RT/balt lovefest is that neither one is going to say anything bad about the other. Part of the fun of talking about sex on the board is talking about things that our partners have done wrong or things that annoy us or disgust us. Clearly neither of them are going to provide us with any of these details. Good sex (when others are having it) is boring.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Good sex (when others are having it) is boring.

You can try to rationalize it all you want, honey, but when you fell asleep during our threeway, it was just plain rude.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You can try to rationalize it all you want, honey, but when you fell asleep during our threeway, it was just plain rude.

But isn't that why you gave her the Rohypnol in the first place?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay, I love you. I love RT. I love that you are fucking and sucking each other. But I totally agree with TM. Ick. Stop it.

Unless they are going to post pictures. I could deal with that.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You can try to rationalize it all you want, honey, but when you fell asleep during our threeway, it was just plain rude.

I don't think it counts as a three-way just b/c you're pregnant.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow. RT had balt's penis in her mouth. I don't know that I'll ever be able to look at her now without giggling.

spit or swallow?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I don't want to pile on, but part of the problem with the RT/balt lovefest is that neither one is going to say anything bad about the other. Part of the fun of talking about sex on the board is talking about things that our partners have done wrong or things that annoy us or disgust us. Clearly neither of them are going to provide us with any of these details. Good sex (when others are having it) is boring.

Which is why so much mileage has been had with Slave's ill considered decision to employ the hurrishave technique on that oh so fateful nite, yes?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sitting in a group of friends and listening to two of them talk about fucking each other is beyond annoying. Why should it be any different here?

Awe, you think of me as a friend. That's so sweet. I like you too.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which is why so much mileage has been had with Slave's ill considered decision to employ the hurrishave technique on that oh so fateful nite, yes?

What ARE you talking about?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Awe, you think of me as a friend. That's so sweet. I like you too.

This is funny. More of this, less of everything else.

Thanks, friend.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I don't think it counts as a three-way just b/c you're pregnant.

SS*POTY.


*Sick, sick, not Shape Shifter.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay, I love you. I love RT. I love that you are fucking and sucking each other. But I totally agree with TM. Ick. Stop it.

You are totally sucking up to him again.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What ARE you talking about?

If you don't know, be thankful, as The Paigow can attest, there are few post-sexxing fates worse than a hurrishave burn.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You are totally sucking up to him again.

You need to work on your definition of sucking up, if it includes merely agreeing.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you don't know, be thankful, as The Paigow can attest, there are few post-sexxing fates worse than a hurrishave burn.

It's not going to be a ruler so much as a 2x4.