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12-21-2005, 05:26 PM
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#2041
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Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Would one be afraid one's sister might actually use it?
Renting's a bitch, isn't it? Uh, theoretically, I mean.
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One's sister is quite staid.
Flinty, believe it or not, I'm not dominant enough to have a gimp in the basement.
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12-21-2005, 05:27 PM
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#2042
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
It was funny.
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If whatever it was on was not some equivalent of The Onion, it was pathetically ignorant.
But amusing, in a pathetically ignorant way.
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12-21-2005, 05:28 PM
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#2043
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've told the massive,-massive-fist-sized, though-not-fist-shaped, vibrator-under-the-bed-in-a-hotel-in-San-Francisco story here, haven't I?
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I believe you may have, but the classics never go out of style.
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12-21-2005, 05:28 PM
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#2044
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've told the massive,-massive-fist-sized, though-not-fist-shaped, vibrator-under-the-bed-in-a-hotel-in-San-Francisco story here, haven't I?
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If you have, I don't remember it, so do tell.
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12-21-2005, 05:35 PM
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#2045
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
(where one might be sleeping in the full-size bed while one's parents are visiting so that they can sleep in one's queen-size bed) .
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You've revealed yourself the fool. Always give the full-sized bed to any guest. Never make them too comfortable. In fact, the full-sized bed is ideal for guests. Takes up less room, makes couples really want to leave soon, and is okay for singletons too.
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12-21-2005, 05:39 PM
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#2046
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If you have, I don't remember it, so do tell.
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Heh. I was maybe 14 or 15--which means my three sibs ranged from 13 to 9 years old--on a family trip to San Francisco. We were staying at some hotel on Union Square, and we were packing up to check out. Our mom told us to search our room to make sure that we didn't leave anything, and I checked under the bed. I saw something pretty deep under the bed. I pulled out this massive, realistic looking vibrator and showed it to my siblings.
I'm pretty sure that they all knew what it was, but the size of the thing perplexed us. We were figuring out how to turn it on when my mom came in from the adjoining room to find out why we stopped packing. We showed her our new toy, and she calmly took it from us and told us that she was going to make sure that it got back to whoever it belonged to.
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12-21-2005, 05:43 PM
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#2047
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. I was maybe 14 or 15--which means my three sibs ranged from 13 to 9 years old--on a family trip to San Francisco. We were staying at some hotel on Union Square, and we were packing up to check out. Our mom told us to search our room to make sure that we didn't leave anything, and I checked under the bed. I saw something pretty deep under the bed. I pulled out this massive, realistic looking vibrator and showed it to my siblings.
I'm pretty sure that they all knew what it was, but the size of the thing perplexed us. We were figuring out how to turn it on when my mom came in from the adjoining room to find out why we stopped packing. We showed her our new toy, and she calmly took it from us and told us that she was going to make sure that it got back to whoever it belonged to.
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Do you recall an additional item of carry-on luggage on the return flight?
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12-21-2005, 05:45 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Do you recall an additional item of carry-on luggage on the return flight?
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I was going to go with the punchline involving the slam of the door followed by humming, but yours is good too.
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12-21-2005, 05:47 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Do you recall an additional item of carry-on luggage on the return flight?
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I was going to ask if Mom still had it, but then I figured that RT's mother was too nice a person to grab a cheap laugh off of.
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12-21-2005, 05:49 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I was going to ask if Mom still had it, but then I figured that RT's mother was too nice a person to grab a cheap laugh off of.
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If you're implying that I am a classless scumbag going after the cheap and easy joke, you must not have read any of my posts the past few years.
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12-21-2005, 06:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. I was maybe 18 or 19--which means my three hot college roommates ranged from 18 to 20 years old--on a spring break trip to San Francisco. We were staying at some hotel on Union Square, and we were tickling each other before check out. Jen reminded us to search our room to make sure that we didn't leave anything, and I checked under the bed. I saw something pretty deep under the bed. I pulled out this massive, realistic looking vibrator and showed it to my three hot college roommates.
I'm pretty sure that they all knew what it was, but the size of the thing perplexed us. We were figuring out how to turn it on when Stacy came in from the adjoining room to find out why we stopped packing. We showed her our new toy, and she calmly ordered us to strip naked, and showed us exactly how to use it. You should have heard Lisa scream!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-21-2005, 06:03 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Nice work.
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12-21-2005, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you're implying that I am a classless scumbag going after the cheap and easy joke, you must not have read any of my posts the past few years.
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Weird. I guess that means that I also have not ready any of your posts the past few years. But I'm pretty sure I have. But I must not have because you just said so. Even though I seem to remember doing so.
The board is a confusing and scary place today.
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12-21-2005, 06:09 PM
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#2054
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you're implying that I am a classless scumbag going after the cheap and easy joke, you must not have read any of my posts the past few years.
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No, I was simply using your post as an example of how I've grown and matured over the last six years.
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12-21-2005, 06:11 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Weird. I guess that means that I also have not ready any of your posts the past few years. But I'm pretty sure I have. But I must not have because you just said so. Even though I seem to remember doing so.
The board is a confusing and scary place today.
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I have Flint on ignore so I really didn't have any opinion on the question.
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