Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Thanks Diane. and I of course, conveniently ommitted how well liked you are on this and the infirm board. mmmm hmmm

The difference being that I don't care how well liked I am on the board. Or what some anonymous dweeb thinks of my boobies.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think TM was probably spot-on in his assessment,* and Shapey might be equally blunt if he were, say, talking to me on the phone. But you were an idiot to expect TM not to be totally blunt. I would never in a million years ask TM of all people to evaluate me to the board.

*possibly a little off on the "good personality" part.

What can I say I am a naive optimist.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people here do not care about your looks, or anybody else's, one way or the other. You should really stop obsessing about this.

Seriously, everybody. I'm not ugly.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Wonk thinks I'm butt. let's get that out of the way. ha.

No the harsh way you initially worded it left room for doubt. it was a damning missive not softened by any sort of throw her a bone type softening type language that is generally couched as tact. You are a wordsmith. Even if your brash on line persona is known for not pulling any punches you could have softened the blow and you chose not to. I bet you money after today shapey won't go all batshit on me about how ugly I am and how my bra I must be lying.

Wonk couldn't give a shit what you look like. Wonk will never meet you and therefore has no interest in the subject at all.

On the other hand, Wonk does think that butt is something that is barbecued and anyone who uses it as an adjective to describe personal appearance is an ass, which generally must be cured before being lightly smoked, as opposed to barbecued.

And incidentally, if you wish not to be thought a dog, you might want to stop asking people to throw you a bone.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that to the extent you love or like someone very much, they become attractive to you. I think I have said this before. You find something about them to be attractive, like their eyes or their hands or whatever.

That's not the same as "pretty" or "cute" or "handsome" though.

I find busted noses and scars to be very attractive. They can be very ugly though. I guess we're getting into the realm of fetish there maybe, and there aren't really any standards there.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
That is correct. I just ask the universe for what I want and ..., voila!

Still looking for the pants. No luck yet. Sometimes the universe is busy tending to someone else's needs.

Maybe the universe doesn't want you to wear pants.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wouldn't wish the experience you've had over the past couple of days on my worst enemy, but you have to admit you gave him so much ammunition, not only by agreeing to such a meeting under such terms in the first place, but also by not letting the topic drop and trying to get him to change his mind or his public statements. It's that persistence that has contributed to the pile-on and the repetition of comments about your looks, which, if you are attentive, you will notice not everyone has participated in even where they have otherwise commented.

Most people here do not care about your looks, or anybody else's, one way or the other. You should really stop obsessing about this.

my friends here the real ones have either defended me, or just stayed the fuck away from the discussion. Those that dislike my posts or dislike my persona have piled on. predictable, really. And I think like anything else in life I've been handed, I've been a trooper. I have not retreated into a corner sucking my thumb.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wouldn't wish the experience you've had over the past couple of days on my worst enemy, but you have to admit you gave him so much ammunition, not only by agreeing to such a meeting under such terms in the first place, but also by not letting the topic drop and trying to get him to change his mind or his public statements. It's that persistence that has contributed to the pile-on and the repetition of comments about your looks, which, if you are attentive, you will notice not everyone has participated in even where they have otherwise commented.

Most people here do not care about your looks, or anybody else's, one way or the other. You should really stop obsessing about this.

Nicely said. I'm sure that this will help.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You didn't answer the question. I was asking for splits betweeen "attractive" "not unattractive" and "unattractive."

I think "not unattractive" is far too broad. I can't give a split. Like I said, it's a whole lotta people.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Nicely said. I'm sure that this will help.

I like pain.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Sorry, but like I said I find you as retarded as TM. And now you want some other anonymous lawyer on a message board to say whether you are pretty after he offered to rate you on a "how much I'd like to hit that" scale. Amazing.

Mock science all you like. You only advertise your ignorance.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
That is correct. I just ask the universe for what I want and ..., voila!

Still looking for the pants. No luck yet. Sometimes the universe is busy tending to someone else's needs.

Since you seem to have the universe's ear, can I PM some requests for you to make on my behalf?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Nicely said. I'm sure that this will help.

I've had very little interaction with you Sidd and that that I have I'm pretty sure I've been nice to you. Therefore, why the hate? You find my posts to be obnoxious? You've offered your running commentary throughout the whole think in a most unkind manner.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I like pain.

I like pudding.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I like pain.

It's terribly cliche, but I knew a couple of chicks who said this and, well, congrats... you just brought back a flood of memories that renders me unable to walk outside of my office for a moment.

It has to be said so innocently... naughtily and understated. The chicks who do it to shock you are so unsexy.