It's all about me

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My other hand is slapping your ass.

Isn't that three hands?

It seems like it would be much less complicated if you just had her blow you. While wriggling around in search of the ever-elusive orgasm, she might make you spill your beer or obstruct your vision during a crucial score.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do you have a cellular phone?

Ahh yeeeeesss... Now I see.


I skipped all the Star Trek questions, as I don't think I've ever seen an entire show beginning to end (although I may have played "Beer Trek" or some such foolishness in college). That must have hurt me.

But the questions about owning cell phones and computers seem a little outdated.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My other hand is slapping your ass.

Isn't that three hands?

I think I love you.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Ahh yeeeeesss... Now I see.


I skipped all the Star Trek questions, as I don't think I've ever seen an entire show beginning to end (although I may have played "Beer Trek" or some such foolishness in college). That must have hurt me.

But the questions about owning cell phones and computers seem a little outdated.

I just want to know how RT answered this particular question:

269. Have you ever stolen scientific (radiation, biohazard) warnings for personal use?

Because I sorta wonder if "borrowing" the bandwidth from the site that carried the warning qualifies as stealing.*


*I'm picking my nerd card back up off the floor now. I should get a point just for asking that question.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One has to hold the beer. Propping an ice-cold bottle up against your ass seems, I don't know, kind of rude...

BTW, when you handle that button does the channel change? Do you start screaming in Spanish? What?

Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:

PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second -- are you talking about getting a 40 after dividing by 500? If you are -- whoa!

I barely scored a 30. How can that be?

Make room for me in the closet there.

[dtb]

This probably belongs on the PB, but those guys are ANIMALS over there. Besides, this arguably has sexual content, so there is a tenuous connection to the FB:

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects and feelings which motivated it. "

--- Jean Cocteau

welcome to your nightmare.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Make room for me in the closet there.

26.4. do I get a point for refusing to round down?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
26.4. do I get a point for refusing to round down?

You get .6 more.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:

PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)

You lost me after you called me Darling, Sweetie...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I got the geeky adolescent male teen questions.

I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
[to coltrane] I think I love you.

For some reason (thanks, Ty), I now picture bnb as Liz Phair.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?

I got the Latin prize in my freshman year. My prof told me I had a future in classics and I felt strangely drawn to the subject (and to him, although he was about 90). Why did I forsake that road?

On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I took Latin, but Atticus did my homework. Does that still count?

When did I become the arbiter of Geek?

Where's Pretermitted Child?