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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Horseshit about the "open your mind" stuff. Hang out with someone tripping and you'll see the tripper's mind isn't "opening"; they are just becoming really annoying, pointing out really stupid shit (hey man, look at that red wall moving), and thinking they are discovering "new dimensions of being" whereas they are just unknowingly in a semi-retarded state they find aggrandizing unlike those around them. The worst was the Deadhead I dated who showed up at my apartment tripping and bored me to tears with a god-awful analysis of his most favorite thing in the world, the song "Tangled Up In Blue". I only dated him b/c he had long hair and was like really young, but he seemed more interested in tripping than pooty store shopping so out he went. Too bad. Those long locks (all one length; no mullets for me) and sandles and youthful pout made him look like a young Jesus which made me hot.

As for anti-depressants, I'd rather have the world around me on anti-depressants, if they're going to be on any drug. Nothing worse than depressed people. They're more annoying than trippers, slobbering all over you with their prooblems. And people on MAO inhibiters seem to drive better and also stay out of my face which is all I give a crap about. I don't mind cokeheads, but only in a dance club because they are more fun.

as one wired moron who'll be up for hours to another;

You're a fucking idiot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, no, you're supposed to confuse me with the sock who posted about his girlfriend constantly begging him for anal.

Okay, its coming back- you post about doing anal? I kind of remember something about a really regimented schedule too?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Okay, its coming back- you post about doing anal? I kind of remember something about a really regimented schedule too?

I've been here since 2001, but after three years of posting that women should wear cloth shoes with formal eveningwear, paigow claimed not to know who I was, or whether I was male or female. MR privately suggested I go with something that conveyed a stronger visual image. (This was before avatars, you see.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I've been here since 2001, but after three years of posting that women should wear cloth shoes with formal eveningwear, paigow claimed not to know who I was, or whether I was male or female. MR privately suggested I go with something that conveyed a stronger visual image. (This was before avatars, you see.)

People Who've Done Foolish Things Because Of Something Paigow Said:

1. Slave
2. Atticus

[a touch of graypubes]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I've been here since 2001, but after three years of posting that women should wear cloth shoes with formal eveningwear, paigow claimed not to know who I was, or whether I was male or female. MR privately suggested I go with something that conveyed a stronger visual image. (This was before avatars, you see.)

rEAlly? I am a longtime lUrker first time poster and despite the longtime part of that description, and despite your colorfull avatar, I still have no sense of you at all, other than I think you are a male, albeit possibly bi-sexual and a meat eater. Further, other than the bEDshitting thing I cannot remember a single memorable potsing thread to whi ch you contirbuted. Much as PEnske with all her socks, I never got a feel for you.

and additionally, aslo on those days when I am lurking but not positing and where I am picking and choosing which posts to read (a select list and a real time savior!!!!) your posts dont' make the cut, bc they have never made an indelible imprssion-other than the bedshitting thing and I can reqd PAigow for that, who unlike you, is funny, controversial, entertaining, and outstanding. Spuoting her mostly correct fowl truths or whatever it is she says.

The outstanding spectrum (as in standing out from other posters in terms of some sort of merit and entertainment or interest value, i.e. a QUalitative rather qauntative analsis) basically ranks the posters you always read to the posters you always skip, in a time crunch. I would say the spectrum runs from nFH to SEbbby. Attiwho my dear, you are a bare rung above NFh, except that nFh has left an impression - even if it is only being a url linker whore).

maybe attiwhat, darling, you should strive to represent an even lower common denominator on the outstanding FB spectrum. if thats' possible. Use HAnk as yoru role model.

[a touch of graypubes]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
People Who've Done Foolish Things Because Of Something Paigow Said:

1. Slave
2. Atticus

Apparently SHapeshitfer neglectred to invite you to the unshaved ball.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by a touch of graypubes
Apparently SHapeshitfer neglectred to invite you to the unshaved ball.

Cool people don't post on the weekends. WTTW.

[sunnybunny]

So, I decided on for the cake

"Summit or Bust~Best Wishes [Mr. Bunny]"

I hadn't seen the cake in person until shortly before the ceremonial cutting because I'd sent Mr. Bunny to pick it up. I go to cut it and look down and read

"Summit Our Bust~Best Wishes [Mr. bunny]"

Asked mr. bunny if he'd checked out the cake before he left the store with it. He said "Yes" and I asked him if he'd noticed anything unusual and he said "No"

I guess the cake decorator thought it was a bachelor party.

Just wanted to let y'all know what happened with the cake.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hadn't seen the cake in person until shortly before the ceremonial cutting because I'd sent Mr. Bunny to pick it up.

You're the best gf in the world.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I thought I was being so good last night getting all my shit ready for the gym before going to bed. However, I was getting dressed after my workout and realized I had forgotten my bra. It's actually kind of liberating, really, although I'm not going to make a habit of it.

Note - I cannot find my old Kim Possible avatar. If someone can find it, please let me know and I'll restore it. I've saved the current one for future use.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're the best gf in the world.

TM

Fuck you. I was in the kitchen cooking for his party and the place was a 10th of a mile from his house and I paid for it in advance. You are such an ass.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought I was being so good last night getting all my shit ready for the gym before going to bed. However, I was getting dressed after my workout and realized I had forgotten my bra. It's actually kind of liberating, really, although I'm not going to make a habit of it.

I recommend leaving an oversized sweater in the office. Just in case.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've saved the current one for future use.

Pretty sure most of us have.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Pretty sure most of us have.

But not everyone. Frankly, TITS! don't do it for me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Fuck you. I was in the kitchen cooking for his party and the place was a 10th of a mile from his house and I paid for it in advance. You are such an ass.

"Go pick up your cake. You live right next to the place and I'm cooking for you already. It's not like you have to pay for it. What? I'm supposed to cook and pick up the cake in advance? Why don't you do something. They're your friends."

"Jesus Christ. What the hell is this? This isn't what I ordered. Didn't you even look at it before you left the store? You did? Are you saying this makes sense to you? 'Climb our bust?' I send you out to do one thing for your party and you can't even get that right. Here I am slaving away in the kitchen for you and you can't even read the cake I paid for. I don't know why I even bother. You are such an ass."

TM