The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
K-Fed using the last 30 seconds of his 15 minutes wisely.

Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”

Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”

When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Next up, Kendra Jade pregnant with K-Fed's super sperm.



This pic shows nothing, but is suggestive. If it is too suggestive for work purposes, I will delete.

"Seductive Puffs of Passion" would make a pretty good board motto.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Apropos of this creepin' Jesus stuff, at our parent teacher conference I saw the lists my kid's first grade class made earlier this month with all of the things they were thankful for. "Jesus" "God" and "The Bible" appeared almost everywhere, including on my kid's list -- and I am raising her to be a lapsed Catholic in our family's grand tradition. She does get a bit of "Jesusito" from her mom and Grandmother, but if she has been inside a church more than 20 times since she was baptized I'd be shocked.

I don't think this is coming from the school (public), but the other kids and, of course, their parents. I am starting to get the feeling that a community I chose in part for its soulless materialism and liberal politics is actually infested with true believers. Now I am wary of my neighbors. How many of these people have read all of the "Left Behind" books, I wonder? How long before things get uncomfortable when I turn down the invite to a Bible study group, or find my kid listening to Christian Rock ("who gave you this? WHO?")

I thought these people were supposed to be in home schools, where they can't pollute the rest of the impressionable minds with crap like how God put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick all the scientists. I am praying* that my kid turns out to be something normal, like a Goth or something.

*ha!

One of my proudest moments as a father came on the occasion of a Rosh Hashana dinner where my mother, in a vainglorious attempt to fake spirituality, sugggested that we commence the new year by going around the table and saying what we werre thankful for in the last year.

We went around, with everybody dutifully spouting the usual bullshit about their health, their family, etc. Then we came to Wonk Monster. Sweet, brilliant Wonk Monster. The product of a mixed marriage, he piped up in response to the question "What are you thankful for, Monster?"

"Jesus."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Sure it is. Anything north of Westchester is upstate.

[Actually, anything north of 96th street is upstate, but we won't go there]

Well, hell, anyone north of the Red River is a Yankee. Ya'll differentiate further than that?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Seductive Puffs of Passion" would make a pretty good board motto.

Since when do we settle for "pretty good" in the board motto department?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Let me say this once and directly, and if there is anything I say that is unresponsive, let me know and I will respond fully and directly.

I do not believe that Colin Powell is an anti-Semite, or feels entitled to make anti-Semitic comments. I have absolutely no idea, however, what goes through Condi Rice's head, and have long since stopped listening to a thing she says.

Originally posted by taxwonk
God, you're stupid. It's pathetic how stupid you are. You must single, unloved, and work for a prepaid legal plan. Stupidhead.

Originally posted by taxwonk
See, this is where the whole problem lies. You misquoted him. He didn't ask you whether you thought Black leaders made anti-semitic remarks. He asked whether you thought African-American leaders felt they were entitled to make anti-semitic remarks.

You see the difference? In the first instance, Spanky would have been asking a verifiable, fact-based question. Spanky seldom dodes that. He generallly, as he did in the second example, asks a question that calls for speculation, by inviting the desired answer.

If only you gave Spanky the answer he asked for, this could have stopped. Now you've gone and kicked off another day of page-long posts and string quotes. Bastard.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What?!!!! He doesn't post black . . .

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You know that whatever you post on this, Spanky will respond to, because he always gets the last word? I'm looking forward to his riveting riposte to this one.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Given what passes as his attempt at witty banter, I now understand why his best dating market is the English-as-a-second-language crowd.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

I realize your collective fragile little egos were damaged yesterday, and you all still have unresolved issues you would like to work out on the board, but can’t you guys just let it go like so many people have requested?

(GGG – didn’t you accuse me of not wanting to let subjects drop, and even responding (oh the horror) to older posts? Your comments were not even in response to any posts I made and yet you accuse me of not letting subjects die? Oh the irony).

[NotFromHere]

I can't help myself. I'm going to cut and paste the letter Blohan wrote to Robert Altman's family. All typos and horrific grammar and spelling are original. Peace.

"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

The point is, he made a difference.

He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

So every day when you wake up.

Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.

When we shouldn't..... '

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,"

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I find it funny that the seat of a bicycle is called a "saddle". Is the seat of a motorcycle called a saddle?

Saddle up!!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Spanky
. . . Oh the irony).

Oh dear. Irony is back. This could get ugly.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
Honey, my boyfriend lives in Rochester at the moment and I went to school in Syracuse. I'm pretty sure I'll go there.

JetBlue, transferring at JFK?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't help myself. I'm going to cut and paste the letter Blohan wrote to Robert Altman's family. All typos and horrific grammar and spelling are original. Peace.

I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

The point is, he made a difference.

He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

So every day when you wake up.

Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.

When we shouldn't..... '

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan

Gatti, you should save this in to show your son (how'd the play go btw?) in a few years when he starts giving you the hard sell about dropping out of school at 13 to pursue his acting dream.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
One of my proudest moments as a father came on the occasion of a Rosh Hashana dinner where my mother, in a vainglorious attempt to fake spirituality, sugggested that we commence the new year by going around the table and saying what we werre thankful for in the last year.

We went around, with everybody dutifully spouting the usual bullshit about their health, their family, etc. Then we came to Wonk Monster. Sweet, brilliant Wonk Monster. The product of a mixed marriage, he piped up in response to the question "What are you thankful for, Monster?"

"Jesus."

I love the word "vainglorious". Even if it is smarmy and phony. I just love it.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh dear. Irony is back. This could get ugly.

Don't worry that is my last posting on the subject.

Originally posted by Spanky
Your comments were not even in response to any posts I made

I think people just used your posts as a "jumping-off point," if you will, and I think you will, to discuss amongst themselves what a jackass you are.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't help myself. I'm going to cut and paste the letter Blohan wrote to Robert Altman's family. All typos and horrific grammar and spelling are original. Peace.

"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

The point is, he made a difference.

He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

So every day when you wake up.

Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.

When we shouldn't..... '

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,"

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan

This can't possibly be real. This is a made up joke, correct? No one could be that stupid.

Originally posted by Spanky
Don't worry that is my last posting on the subject.

No it's not.