Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 138

ltl/fb · 01-10-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, but Coltrane says that the disco mitt is making a comeback. So what to do?

I thought laser didn't last forever?

And that waxing is what happens immediately prior to lasering. But I'm not as sure about that.

I am, alas, too poor to laser.

NotFromHere · 01-10-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought laser didn't last forever?

And that waxing is what happens immediately prior to lasering. But I'm not as sure about that.

I am, alas, too poor to laser.

If you believe the ads, laser is forever. Waxing does not happen before the laser. I think it's shaving.

Or you can read here.

patentparanyc · 01-10-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you believe the ads, laser is forever. Waxing does not happen before the laser. I think it's shaving.

Or you can read here.

Back in college, i used to be friends with a CIA trained chef and his lovely live in partner who owned an electrolysis center and made a fortune off that. Whatever happened to that and I wonder if she switched to laser?

Adder · 01-10-2007, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
a CIA trained chef

So that's why the bouillabaisse always tasted like almonds and the other diners kept mysteriously dying. Huh.

(yes I know she was referring to the other CIA)

Diane_Keaton · 01-10-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought laser didn't last forever?

I did laser way back when it first came out. It does last forever but you have to have a few treatments because it only lasers off the hair in the follicles that have hair in them - some follicles might not have hair in them at the time of the laser. I did my pits but only went for one treatment. But now the hair is so sparce, a light razor over the area gets rid of it. There's nothing nastier than dragging a razor over stubble in that sensitive area. I'll be doing a pooty laser too but haven't decided on shape yet. Heart. Diamond. Inverted or not. Decisions, decisions!

patentparanyc · 01-10-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
So that's why the bouillabaisse always tasted like almonds and the other diners kept mysteriously dying. Huh.

(yes I know she was referring to the other CIA)

I KNEW KNEW you were going to say that.

Maybe Good Shepherd school of culinary arts.

I think this is her. can't be sure. but she added laser and kept electrology

http://www.quincyspa.com/index.php?page=about

Justin dumps Cameron Diaz for Scarlett

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz3.shtml

They name Brit's mystery man

"Britney Spears left her 3-month-old and 2-year-old home again Monday night. Our spies say she was at Whiskey Blue at the W Hotel with hunky model Isaac Cohen, and blogger Perez Hilton says they had a slumber party upstairs. Meanwhile, the L.A. Times reports Brit has purchased a new home in a gated Beverly Hills community for $7.2 million. "

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-10-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I did laser way back when it first came out. It does last forever but you have to have a few treatments because it only lasers off the hair in the follicles that have hair in them - some follicles might not have hair in them at the time of the laser. I did my pits but only went for one treatment. But now the hair is so sparce, a light razor over the area gets rid of it. There's nothing nastier than dragging a razor over stubble in that sensitive area. I'll be doing a pooty laser too but haven't decided on shape yet. Heart. Diamond. Inverted or not. Decisions, decisions!

Go for the Budweiser Select crown symbol.

bold_n_brazen · 01-10-2007, 04:28 PM

I am planning to take my boyfriend away for his birthday. I will be flying from South Florida. He'll be travelling from upstate New York. I'm thinking one of the first two weekends in February.

I was thinking maybe Vegas or the Bahamas. Any other great ideas?

Replaced_Texan · 01-10-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am planning to take my boyfriend away for his birthday. I will be flying from South Florida. He'll be travelling from upstate New York. I'm thinking one of the first two weekends in February.

I was thinking maybe Vegas or the Bahamas. Any other great ideas?

Paris. (Mainly because I've been kicking around doing a long weekend in Paris sometime in the next month or so.)

Penske_Account · 01-10-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Was this really necessary? I fear you just opened the door for Penske Hillary photoshoppes.

See PB

bold_n_brazen · 01-10-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Paris. (Mainly because I've been kicking around doing a long weekend in Paris sometime in the next month or so.)

I should have been more specific. He's been in London for the past ten days. The last thing he's going to want to do is get back on a long intercontinental flight. Plus, if I'm taking him to Paris, we're going for more than a couple of days, and I can't swing that with the Brazenette at the moment.

Hank Chinaski · 01-10-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Go for the Budweiser Select crown symbol.

I would go for the Johnny Walker black barcode.

Sebby. Mr. Modest. Did anyone else know Sebastian made a cooking video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ55cJelESA&eurl=

Replaced_Texan · 01-10-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I should have been more specific. He's been in London for the past ten days. The last thing he's going to want to do is get back on a long intercontinental flight. Plus, if I'm taking him to Paris, we're going for more than a couple of days, and I can't swing that with the Brazenette at the moment.

Aha. And you're cold adverse, so a skiing weekend is probably out too. Hmmmm...

Are you looking romantic, something to do, places to see that neither one have seen before, a nice hotel that you don't leave until the end of the weekend???

Sparklehorse · 01-10-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am planning to take my boyfriend away for his birthday. I will be flying from South Florida. He'll be travelling from upstate New York. I'm thinking one of the first two weekends in February.

I was thinking maybe Vegas or the Bahamas. Any other great ideas?

If he's coming from Upstate NY, I'd suggest going farther south. If money is more or less no object, St. Barth's is my all-time favorite island. You can eat the yummy French food (it's part of the Overseas Dept so technically part of Paris) and get the warm sunshine. St. Barth's has perfect weather year-round since it gets virtually no rain.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-10-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
So that's why the bouillabaisse always tasted like almonds and the other diners kept mysteriously dying. Huh.

(yes I know she was referring to the other CIA)

Here is some helpful advice. Because I care. Before the parenthetical, you had a joke that, albeit frail and on life support, was still alive. Barely. By adding the parenthetical, you buried a railroad spike right into its skull.