Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Has anyone else heard the rumor that Frasier is actually going to cast and depict Maris on screen? Why not just take out a big full page ad in every paper across the country saying "we ran out of ideas long ago, but we want to keep milking the cash cow for as long as we can."

ER already did that 5 years ago. Or at least it should have.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I don't know anyone who still watches Frasier. Then again, I don't know anyone who's ever watched The King of Queens, and that's a top-ten show, even though it has nothing to do with gay people.

Related -- I just read that Kid Rock will be pushing the Coors Light "Rock On" campaign while shilling for the NFL in some kind of symbiotic incestuous relationship. Who the fuck still listens to Kid Rock? Who did in the first place? What about hepatitis? Now I know that the folks over at Coors are pretty fucked up, what with the massive amounts of $$$ they give to the John Birch Society and other groups, but really!!

I also read that there are more cars than workers/commuters in the U.S. -- a ratio of 1.9:1.8.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I haven't been watching this show, but that is a very good observation. I've not thought about it before, but rarely do I ever use that entire phrase. I'll say I came out in law school, or I didn't come out until I was 23. Or being closeted sucked, or something like that. But never, I didn't come out of the closet until law school.

But I haven't seen the guy, he could just be a dork.

Thanks for the validation. And he's kind of dorky but in a very hot, curly-tousled-hair, tall, lithe, do-able kind of way. Which almost made me think he might be gay b/c I have a habit of being attracted to gay men, but the fact that PP is attracted to him too might cancel that out.

Also, it's clear that Brian is gay b/c had a crush on Dan (who did the best job of fooling me of anyone on the show) and Wes is just gayer than cheese. Also, if Wes were straight, he wouldn't have said "why did you think I was gay? You just assumed...."

[robustpuppy]

Britney Spears will be performing at the NFL Kickoff Live 2003 , to be held on the National Mall on Thursday, September at 8PM.

DC-based folks may have noticed the appearance of temporary wooden walls on the Constitution Ave. side of the mall. Apparently they are to shield Britney from the hollowed-out yet still ogling eyes of poorly-shod bureaucrats.

[NotFromHere]

September Issue — Behold the latest travel niche: nude sailings on elegant cruise ships, nude weeks at Caribbean beach resorts, nude charter flights from Miami to Cancún (marketed under the slogan, “Fly Nude, Dude!”). According to the American Association for Nude Recreation, the number of Americans choosing to vacation au naturel is soaring, and attention should be paid. SO, ACTING on behalf of our forward-thinking readers, we’ve surveyed the growing number of utterly respectable hotels, resorts, camps, and B&Bs where clothing is optional and then selected those whose rates are almost all under $100 a night for a double room.
CALIFORNIA
FLORIDA
HAWAII
Hangin’ Loose (866/543-6324, www.hanginloose.com) is another naturist-run lodging on the Big Island (my favorite name).
LOUISIANA (shocking)
MISSOURI
CANADA (shocking as well)
JAMAICA
MEXICO


small small picture of naked ass swimming here

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Bilmore may send a picture of his harry feet being inserted in his shoes, . . . .

Harry's still too pissed off for me to even consider doing that. I even mention them and he just explodes. Maybe when he gets more used to the prosthetics . . .

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

And after we submit the photos, where will they be Posted?
Also, will photos be associated with screen names, or will we be left guessing whose parts are whose? And if so, can we form composites of our favorite body parts?

Questions...questions...questions.

Seven (like my new smile?)

I like your smile.

The photos will be posted on the breasticle board I set up, which you should be able to see now if you have been granted access. I think I still have to add a couple of people.

They will not be associated with screen names.

You may not form composites, you may not download any of the photos.

[Atticus Grinch]

I skipped my QE assessment this week. Ooops.

The reason I am over Ted is the little tips they do at the end. He's just a touch dorky during the episode, but then is wooden and robotic doing his tip against the white backdrop. BTW, I'd have a hard time justifying $500 worth of lamb for a wedding, much less a BBQ in honor of my mother.

I should hate Kyan. He's given me every reason to. The laws of nature require him to be much dumber than he is. But he's funny and very sweet natured. The part about the "pre-garbage can" in the bathroom was funny.

Thom had better shape the fuck up. Pottery Barn? Because it's based in San Francisco? A fucking beach mural in the bedroom? Thom, the '80s are over for a reason.

Jai did a huge disservice in failing to teach this Greek meatball how to make a proper toast to the guest of honor. This is the easiest of the dying social arts to teach, and Jai dropped the ball.

Carson is getting complacent, or running out of ideas. He's dressing people up like him, not like themselves.

The prospective GF was a total whore for airtime. Contrast this with the prospective GF in the Butch (serial killer artist) episode, who was too busy looking stunned to mug for the camera and came off much better for it.

I felt sad for the mom. It looked like she didn't have too much other than her son. Witness that all the people at the party in her honor were her son's friends and clients. Then again, if my son got shot trying to save me, I'd dedicate the remainder of my life to him, too.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
Harry's still too pissed off for me to even consider doing that. I even mention them and he just explodes. Maybe when he gets more used to the prosthetics . . .

Heh. I stand typo corrected.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by leagleaze
As before, nude is great, clothed is acceptable, any body part is fine. Bilmore may send a picture of his harry feet being inserted in his shoes, otherwise no inserting of body parts in things please, and most definitely no inserting of one person's body part in another person's body part.

I need them by midnight on the 4th.

Oh one last thing, they need to be your own body parts.

I love how you are using the term "parts" for this.

Body Parts. Disembodied Tits. This is a beer commercial (except for the lizard or newt or whatever it is).

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
I love how you are using the term "parts" for this.

Body Parts. Disembodied Tits. This is a beer commercial (except for the lizard or newt or whatever it is).

Well, it is what they are, parts. Though in some cases people show more than just a specific part. Some of the photos are quite artistic and lovely, I have to say.

I think it is a lizard. But I am not really sure. And it isn't a part of a lizard, it is a whole lizard.

And this isn't a beer commercial, it is some surreal reality show. I mean think about it. You have a bunch of people some of whom know who I am some of whom do not, emailing me pictures of their body parts, so I may post them on the Internet, so other people (of a limited number) may view them. Now of course none of you will know who submitted a picture, unless the people tell you, and in some cases I don't know who submitted it because they did it with an anonymous email.

And who is running this show? A lesbian who is so vanilla that the thought of the first breasticle day made her cringe, never mind the concept that I have now become a pornographer. The things I do for you people. None of my friends would believe this if I told them.

This is fucking hilarious is what it is.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Well, it is what they are, parts. Though in some cases people show more than just a specific part. Some of the photos are quite artistic and lovely, I have to say.

I think it is a lizard. But I am not really sure. And it isn't a part of a lizard, it is a whole lizard.

And who is running this show? A lesbian who is so vanilla that the thought of the first breasticle day made her cringe, never mind the concept that I have now become a pornographer. The things I do for you people. None of my friends would believe this if I told them.

This is fucking hilarious is what it is.

If it makes you feel any better, you're only a pornographer if you make money off of the venture. If you're doing it for free and for the betterment of society, you're an artiste!

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If it makes you feel any better, you're only a pornographer if you make money off of the venture. If you're doing it for free and for the betterment of society, you're an artiste!

Much, thank you.

I just got my very first penis! And it's big.

Well not my first one, I had one before, years ago, but you know what I mean, and it's been a while since I got a penis.

So thanks penis dude.

Now we have:

1 ass
1 penis
1 body shot (modest)
1 lizard
4 pairs of breastsss
and a partridge in a pear tree.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Much, thank you.

I just got my very first penis! And it's big.

Well not my first one, I had one before, years ago, but you know what I mean, and it's been a while since I got a penis.

So thanks penis dude.

And with that you just upped your female viewership of the breasticle board. Plus Dualit. WTG.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Much, thank you.

I just got my very first penis! And it's big.

Well not my first one, I had one before, years ago, but you know what I mean, and it's been a while since I got a penis.

So thanks penis dude.

The monster unit resubmitted?