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11-20-2003, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Segregate the Brown Eminems
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Agreed. I wanted them to adopt me.
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Kyan/Eddie hugging the toilet ("Thank you for being CLEEEEAN!")was the biggest LOL. But it's clear to me the farther they get from Manhattan, the weaker their superpowers become. Orvis? Thomasville?
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I disagree. I thought they did a great job with this guy. They tailored his look to him and didn't transform him into a Chelsea boy. And I thought it was amazing what they did to his house. That one room was the most dramatic change yet.
I think he looked better in the old photo where he had his mustache. No upper lip.
I also think that his daughter has a weird crush on him.
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11-20-2003, 11:03 AM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Porno/Southpark/Angel
Porno: concur, there is serious money to be made here. I suggested to the Mr. a couple of years ago that we take some of our savings and look into bankrolling some porn (really, I did), but he was squicky about it. So forget him. Chef, Penske, Lester, Slave - you guys and I will start bankrolling porn productions, make a fortune and get out of this shit. We can have separate divisions for real and fake tits, disco-mits and brazilians.
Southpark: this was pretty fuckin' funny. Even funnier was that it offered a really pretty decent explanation of the central story of Mormonism.
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Lindsay!!! How ecstatically fucking happy am I? Holy shit, this may save the season yet!
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11-20-2003, 11:07 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by evenodds
No!
Imagine the black hole of suck that could arise from that union. It could cause the entire FB universe to collapse on itself.
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Plus, there's no way my parents would sign that release form.
So now that the word "phat" has been played out many times over, can we (the world) retire it? I heard this term (spelled out for me) in 1993 for god's sake...from a white person. While we were making fake IDs...the old fashioned way...
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11-20-2003, 11:15 AM
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Plus, there's no way my parents would sign that release form.
So now that the word "phat" has been played out many times over, can we (the world) retire it? I heard this term (spelled out for me) in 1993 for god's sake...from a white person. While we were making fake IDs...the old fashioned way...
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Sequels reads this board doesnt she?
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11-20-2003, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
"Happy Holidays from Lester, Fugee, THurgreed, Purse Junkie and the FB Gang!"
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Ok, now that was funny. Soy chai latte*, etc.
In other news, E/O's status report on bilmore raised more questions than were answered. Ok, ok -- we know that he didn't die, but still. Is he buried in a trial? In rehab at Hazelton? Recovering from plastic surgery? Boycotting the FB in a snit? Following Government Mule's tour?
Ah, bilmore, we hardly knew ye.
* An oldie but a goodie.
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11-20-2003, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sequels reads this board doesnt she?
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I don't know who Sequels is.
No one that I know (or know of) reads these boards.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-20-2003, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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For TM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A Halle fix --
And then my question - what do folks think of the longer hair on her?
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I used to prefer the shorter hair (like in Boomerang):
I mean, that's who she was. And you have to have beautiful bone structure to carry off such a short haircut. But I'm starting to accept the longer hair. I mean, what's not to like?
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11-20-2003, 11:27 AM
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know who Sequels is.
No one that I know (or know of) reads these boards.
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I am sure RP could do a better job with this than I but we havent seen her today,so allow me.
Sequels is the girl who has been dating you for sixteen months who still plays second fiddle to a 52 inch tv set owning guy who does nothing but work and go to keggers and still cannot afford his own place. She enjoys bad movies and eagerly awaits their sequels which she rents within a couple of weeks of their release. Probably from Blockbuster as I get a chain store, middle american vibe from her as she is the kinda girl who rents Legally Blonde Two. She plays a key role in the life of relatinoship coltrane but sits onthe sidelines of independent coltrane. she doesnt know when to get out.
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11-20-2003, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ah, bilmore, we hardly knew ye.
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He's not THAT gone. He posted on Politics only 9 days ago...
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...7269#post47269
He's probably just enjoying the building wave of affection, milking it for all it's worth, preparing for his encore...
(FWIW, I HATE when bands do that and drag it out forever...)
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11-20-2003, 11:32 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
He's not THAT gone. He posted on Politics only 9 days ago...
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...7269#post47269
He's probably just enjoying the building wave of affection, milking it for all it's worth, preparing for his encore...
(FWIW, I HATE when bands do that and drag it out forever...)
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Speaking of which, Cher is playing Vegas January 2 and 3. I mention this because my friends (many of them gay) went to see her "farewell" tour well over a year ago. She has now milked that for at least eighteen months. Bitch.
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11-20-2003, 11:36 AM
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sure RP could do a better job with this than I but we havent seen her today,so allow me.
Sequels is the girl who has been dating you for sixteen months who still plays second fiddle to a 52 inch tv set owning guy who does nothing but work and go to keggers and still cannot afford his own place. She enjoys bad movies and eagerly awaits their sequels which she rents within a couple of weeks of their release. Probably from Blockbuster as I get a chain store, middle american vibe from her as she is the kinda girl who rents Legally Blonde Two. She plays a key role in the life of relatinoship coltrane but sits onthe sidelines of independent coltrane. she doesnt know when to get out.
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She hated the movie and didn't want to rent it in the first place. 52-inch TV guy's NEW girl brought it over.
Hey, she LOVED Lebowski. Laughed at parts that I didn't laugh at until the 3rd viewing. I've watched that movie with others and had them sit there dumfounded and then ask me why I thought it was such a good movie. I made them leave.
Oddly enough Paigow, I went to school with A LOT a people from your Connecticut, and they weren't half as bitter or defensive as you...
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11-20-2003, 11:39 AM
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Location: Podunkville
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
[bilmore's] not THAT gone. He posted on Politics only 9 days ago...
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Thanks for the update. I try to avoid Politics (I waste enough time following along with you people), although my Bill Clinton sock used to enjoy making the rare appearance -- solely to annoy plated -- on Politics at the other place.
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11-20-2003, 11:43 AM
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
He's not THAT gone. He posted on Politics only 9 days ago...
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...7269#post47269
He's probably just enjoying the building wave of affection, milking it for all it's worth, preparing for his encore...
(FWIW, I HATE when bands do that and drag it out forever...)
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Bilmore was in town for the DCGA Halloween fest. He went as me.
then he switched wigs and went as Thurgreed:
After the party, we went to ATomic and shot some pool. He borrowed Chevy's ascot just to be ironic bc we all know Cheval would never stoop so low as shooting pool at Atomic.

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11-20-2003, 11:43 AM
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Location: Podunkville
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Your Daily Fix
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Speaking of which, Cher is playing Vegas January 2 and 3. I mention this because my friends (many of them gay) went to see her "farewell" tour well over a year ago. She has now milked that for at least eighteen months. Bitch.
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I saw the Who in 1982 or 1983 in what was billed as a farewell tour. Ditto the Stones in 1981 ("come see Mick, Keith, and the boys on what is possibly their last North American tour").
Egad. I am dating myself. Oh, wait -- all y'all know already that I am old. Nevermind.
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11-20-2003, 11:47 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I saw the Who in 1982 or 1983 in what was billed as a farewell tour. Ditto the Stones in 1981 ("come see Mick, Keith, and the boys on what is possibly their last North American tour").
Egad. I am dating myself. Oh, wait -- all y'all know already that I am old. Nevermind.
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Actually I sort of thought of you as a young James Garner. That is not a bad thing. I'll continue to live in my little made up world on this one. Rockford will never age.
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