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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I've got another question about this. Can a reasonably-proficient but untrained person just perform a ceaserian section, even if it results in the mother dying, and pull the baby out? I don't think that's the kind of thing I would try. When they were saying that they thought the baby could have survived, I thought for sure they would find it dead. But it turns out that the baby is just like a regular newborn? What the fuck? If you're not worried about the health of the mother, is a ceaserian section is simple as cutting open a watermelon without cutting too deep? This whole story is fucking bizarre. No wonder they all voted for Bush.

When you're actually having a substantive discussion, grammar flames are so fucking lame. Was it you that pointed out I had a subject/verb error with "none"? Why don't you address what I'm actually saying instead of creating all these strawmen and impugning my proofreading?

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Just tell them it's a late Solstice present

Or a timely Festivus present!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder how much ass one can get at Holy Cross... There ain't much to do up there and the place is packed with naughty little Catholic daddy's girls. So many tauntingly tight, but not too short wool skirts and tight sweaters... Of course, that was 1989, so for all I know, the place is now an X playground or full of crunchy chicks...

I often wonder what would have become of me had I succumbed to the parental desire to send me to Woostah. I guess it proves at a minimum my folks really did hate me.

Oddly enough, I was just having exactly the same thoughts about Oral Roberts University and Tulsa.



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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I meet him from time to time. I always comment negatively about him to superiors when the chance arises. I personally find lingo people to be the most uncreative flakes in any office. Its a cheap leapfrogging technique - a softball "barrier to entry". Like lawyers who use "heretofore" and Latin all over their briefs. Nothing says Screaming King Jackass like a string of Latin terms in your papers.

I think you need to take a bio break.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Oddly enough, I was just having exactly the same thoughts about Oral Roberts University and Tulsa.



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You didn't even feature The Praying Hands. Lame-o.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When you're actually having a substantive discussion, grammar flames are so fucking lame. Was it you that pointed out I had a subject/verb error with "none"? Why don't you address what I'm actually saying instead of creating all these strawmen and impugning my proofreading?

2.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder how much ass one can get at Holy Cross... There ain't much to do up there and the place is packed with naughty little Catholic daddy's girls. So many tauntingly tight, but not too short wool skirts and tight sweaters... Of course, that was 1989, so for all I know, the place is now an X playground or full of crunchy chicks...

I often wonder what would have become of me had I succumbed to the parental desire to send me to Woostah. I guess it proves at a minimum my folks really did hate me.

I have, ahem, some experience with Holy Cross chicks, or at least one chick from Holy Cross. She never fucked The Sports Guy, but she must be kinda easy or she wouldn't be with me. I don't think I could go there, though. All the guys are named Patrick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Oddly enough, I was just having exactly the same thoughts about Oral Roberts University and Tulsa.



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Or Bob Jones University. You just know somebody's getting laid there every now and again. I wonder what they think afterward. "Oh, we're going to hell!! Hell!!!" I wonder if people trun each other in for heavy petting in the library.

[bill killer]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I meet him from time to time. I always comment negatively about him to superiors when the chance arises. I personally find lingo people to be the most uncreative flakes in any office. Its a cheap leapfrogging technique - a softball "barrier to entry". Like lawyers who use "heretofore" and Latin all over their briefs. Nothing says Screaming King Jackass like a string of Latin terms in your papers.

Dealing with these jargonautic fools is the single biggest downside to being in-house.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Oddly enough, I was just having exactly the same thoughts about Oral Roberts University and Tulsa.



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Hm. I may have some experience in this area, too. I'd stick with Holy Cross. More alcohol.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I asked my OBGyn sister about this and she confirmed that performing a C-section is so easy that they don't even teach them how to do it. They usually use grapefruit spoons to start out.

Seriously, anybody can do a c-section if the mother is dead or dying? That Robin Hood movie with Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner suggests it was a big deal only moor mentors can perform.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You didn't even feature The Praying Hands. Lame-o.

I preferred the more phallic imagery of the hospital, but since it's the holiday season and I'm in a giving mood, here you go:

eta: TOO BIG! ABORT! ABORT!

Of course, you know what they say about schools with big hands -- very big hospitals.

This is better:



[i]eata: Shit, except for the little red x.

Hows about this:

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or Bob Jones University. You just know somebody's getting laid there every now and again. I wonder what they think afterward. "Oh, we're going to hell!! Hell!!!" I wonder if people trun each other in for heavy petting in the library.

I love that two of the conservative colleges in the country are named Oral Roberts and BJU.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I preferred the more phallic imagery of the hospital, but since it's the holiday season and I'm in a giving mood, here you go:

I want it on record that I did not ask for a huge picture that would require scrolling L-R.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nothing says Screaming King Jackass like a string of Latin terms in your papers.

Ibid.