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06-20-2005, 06:49 PM
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#2071
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Um, no. But I will ask him and see what he thinks. I was just bored and looking at my hand.
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You didn't want a fist in your butt, did you?
B/c SS has carnie hands. Might be a good first fister.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 06:51 PM
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#2072
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How in the fuck could guac be overrated? What sort of degenerate dislikes guacamole? Thats like disliking Coca Cola, or masturbation. A fresh avocado, lime, cilantro, salt and peper is perfect.
They also taste great in ginger dressing. But I think dog shit might taste good in ginger dressing. Its like peanut sauce or ketchup... you could eat rotting flesh in ketchup and it'd be palatable.
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Guac is overrated if you're going to restaurants that make it from pulp. Fresh avocados are the key. If the avocados are good, guac is sublime.
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06-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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#2073
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You didn't want a fist in your butt, did you?
B/c SS has carnie hands. Might be a good first fister.
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I think it would hurt no matter what the size of the fist. So no, I would rule it out. |
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06-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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#2074
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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We love the 80's
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I call bullshit. A cat from UT, A&M, or UTEP would pull a shotgun. A cat from SMU would have his daddy hire a guy who knew a guy who would have some Mexican gangster chop you into small bits.
Mmmmm....SMU girls.
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SMU struck me as a total douchebag school. Why is that? I always got the "soft, spoiled, yet tough acting" bit from them. They all sorta remind me of W. I know little about the school, but every guy I know who went there seems to be a massive horse's ass.
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06-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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#2075
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It sounds like he's just finishing the quote that I initiated. Although, maybe he's being ironic. That seems a little too PLFy* for him.
*gay
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I recognized my whiff (or possible whiff) only after posting, although I can't recall where the line is from? TV show or movie? My Cousin Vinny, maybe?
Speaking of which, was Ralph Macchio nearly unrecognizable on Entourage last night? |
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06-20-2005, 06:54 PM
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#2076
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I planted trees for a summer. It's like we've got our own little circle of life going.
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I went door to door for the Sierra Club one summer. It sucked beyond the telling of it, but we all got high and/or drank a lot of tequila after work a lot.
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06-20-2005, 06:55 PM
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#2077
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Speaking of which, was Ralph Macchio nearly unrecognizable on Entourage last night?
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He's got the Epstein-Barr.
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06-20-2005, 06:56 PM
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#2078
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did your new sort of bf ask you to stick your fist in his butt? I don't think this is a common activity for straight men, or at least it's never come up in a conversation with any of my straight friends.
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Remind me to get my sister to tell you a story.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-20-2005, 06:58 PM
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#2079
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're only picking on Coltrane because you agree with paigow that guacamole is overrated. Try not to let your biases affect your posts.
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AAAAA. I'm sorry, your time's run out, what do we have for the losers judge? Well, for some posters, it's a lifetime in exotic Land of Fu! And for RP... that's right... it's a whiff martial! Yes, Johnny! After missing a highly recognizable quote, RP will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocko Club School for Spinster Women. Thank you for playing "should or should we not, follow the advice of the galactically stupid?"
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 06-20-2005 at 07:04 PM..
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06-20-2005, 06:58 PM
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#2080
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I went door to door for the Sierra Club one summer. It sucked beyond the telling of it, but we all got high and/or drank a lot of tequila after work a lot.
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I did that for one day. One and a half technically. I can't bother people in their own homes. Won't do it. That is the only job that I have up and walked out of. Though the other people doing it did seem fun. |
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06-20-2005, 06:58 PM
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#2081
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Remind me to get my sister to tell you a story.
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As if. She wouldn't even tell me about pee guy.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-20-2005, 07:00 PM
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#2082
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As if. She wouldn't even tell me about pee guy.
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I have more than one sister. You've met the subdued one.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-20-2005, 07:01 PM
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#2083
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
AAAAA. I'm sorry, you're time's run out, what do we have for the losers judge? Well, for some posters, it's a lifetime in exotic Land of Fu! And for RP... that's right... it's a whiff martial! Yes, Johnny! After missing a highly recognizable quote, RP will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocko Club School for Spinster Women. Thank you for playing "should or should we not, follow the advice of the galactically stupid?"
TM
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This would have been better 6 minutes earlier. Not good, but better. |
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06-20-2005, 07:03 PM
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#2084
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Remind me to get my sister to tell you a story.
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That's it. I have got to meet (meat) your sister. PM me her contact info.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-20-2005, 07:04 PM
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#2085
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's it. I have got to meet (meat) your sister. PM me her contact info.
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She's over there, feeding Apples to the Buck.
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