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[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

You're just scared I'll upstage the bride. I get that a lot.

Yeah. Too bad about that glass ceiling, right? Without it, your life would be perfect!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Remember when steak was the big "classy" dinner? "I'm going to treat myself tonight and order the steak! What the hey, you only go around once!"

Oh, what buffoons we were.

My old firm was so cheap they would take the associates to Peter Luger and tell them they could only have the home fries.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Am I hallucinating, or did Fugee just mention McPhee's "cooterville?"

If you were hallucinating, you'd have seen something cruder than "cooterville." I think Lester posted a list of alternatives some time ago.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I order tuna apps when also ordering a tuna steak a lot. I just like good tuna.* Almost every waiter, or someone at the table, comments, "Tuna twice? You must really like tuna!"

that much seafood can cause birth defects, unless you sample check heavy metal levels BEFORE you eat it. if you haven't been, do yourself a favor and don't buy any mittens or knit any sweaters for Jr. until you can actually sight-count digits and limbs.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The classy people have gone full circle and are now serving scallops wrapped in bacon again.

And the classy but cheap (thrifty?) people can buy them frozen and oven-ready at Costco!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like layering my fat onto my potato in my own special way. Scallions work better than chives, IMHO, and it has to be real bacon (crumbled).

and you eat raviolis? are you on inverse-Atkins?

[SlaveNoMore]

pony_trekker
My old firm was so cheap they would take the associates to Peter Luger and tell them they could only have the home fries.

That isn't cheap.

Cheap is taking associates to Luger's and making them take the train.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You're one of those guys who thinks shrimp is really classy, right? "Hey, this is a really classy party. They have all this boiled shrimp served with what appears to be some sort of ketchup-horseradish sauce. Delish!"

My sister-in-law has a friend from law school who once said something similar. At her own wedding, she went to the buffet table and ate some shrimp cocktail. She was very pleased with the spread and declared to my brother that "This is some high-class shit!"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Fugee
And the classy but cheap (thrifty?) people can buy them frozen and oven-ready at Costco!

Pre-wrapped in bacon? Wow. I must investigate.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pre-wrapped in bacon? Wow. I must investigate.

I've seen them in the regular grocery store in my classy burg.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this true?

TM

God, no.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God, no.

Now you know why you aren't invited to my wedding.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that much seafood can cause birth defects, unless you sample check heavy metal levels BEFORE you eat it. if you haven't been, do yourself a favor and don't buy any mittens or knit any sweaters for Jr. until you can actually sight-count digits and limbs.

Is SD carrying this child himself? This I would like to see.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is SD carrying this child himself? This I would like to see.

Read your bible:

• yea verrily, for if thoust plant a seed that hast been made foul, surely thoust must burn thy fields short of harvest. LUKE:18:25

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think so. They're a bit less cheesy. I've always thought regular Cheetos were a bit too cheesy. Give them a shot. By far the best baked snack I've tasted.

Wrap them in bacon to make a classy app!

I am a fan of the Baked Cheetos also. A superior baked product. Unfortunately I don't get them b/c the store downstairs only has them in a 2 1/2 serving size. Which makes them just as bad for me as regular Cheetos. And no, I can't stop myself from eating the whole bag at once.