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10-19-2007, 05:33 PM
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Bruce
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is the type of fan endorsement that artists kill for:
"I was so impressed with part of this album that I am currently considering purchasing some of the songs."
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this would have been funnier if you had ended w/o the quoted paraphrase.
Well, maybe not funnier, but it would have taken less time to read, and would still have conveyed as much as the original.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-19-2007 at 05:37 PM..
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10-19-2007, 05:54 PM
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#2072
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Halt
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2007, 05:59 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Fish Worship: Is It Wrong?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-19-2007, 06:00 PM
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#2074
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Halt
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Nazis: always sure-fire comedy gold. It's amazing that they aged so well when stuff like Rowan and Martin seems so dated. |
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10-19-2007, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Fish Worship: Is It Wrong?
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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not if you fall for it hook, line and sinker.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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10-19-2007, 06:03 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Fish Worship: Is It Wrong?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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No.
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10-19-2007, 06:04 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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A Halloween costume for RT's dog:
No idea where to get it -- sorry.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-19-2007, 06:05 PM
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Nazis: always sure-fire comedy gold. It's amazing that they aged so well when stuff like Rowan and Martin seems so dated.
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I prefer it to "fish worship" comedy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2007, 06:06 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Nazis: always sure-fire comedy gold. It's amazing that they aged so well when stuff like Rowan and Martin seems so dated.
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Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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10-19-2007, 06:07 PM
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I prefer it to "fish worship" comedy.
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Fish do not age well. Not at all.
Speaking of things that do not age well, today I got a call from my friend John. I left a message for John last night to let him know that our mutual friend, a bartender, wanted to get in touch with him but had lost his number. I had absolutely no recollection of leaving the message until John called me and only the sketchiest afterward. And I thought I was taking it pretty easy last night.
ETA: That story makes less and less sense every time I read it.
Last edited by futbol fan; 10-19-2007 at 06:14 PM..
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10-19-2007, 06:15 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Fish do not age well. Not at all.
Speaking of things that do not age well, today I got a call from my friend John. I left a message for John last night to let him know that our mutual friend, a bartender, wanted to get in touch with him but had lost his number. I had absolutely no recollection of leaving the message until John called me and only the sketchiest afterward. And I thought I was taking it pretty easy last night.
ETA: That story makes less and less sense every time I read it.
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Do you recall anyone serving you cake?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-19-2007, 06:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Fish do not age well. Not at all.
Speaking of things that do not age well, today I got a call from my friend John. I left a message for John last night to let him know that our mutual friend, a bartender, wanted to get in touch with him but had lost his number. I had absolutely no recollection of leaving the message until John called me and only the sketchiest afterward. And I thought I was taking it pretty easy last night.
ETA: That story makes less and less sense every time I read it.
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Fish are stinky. Old fish are stinkier.
The story makes perfect sense. You must be hung over. Wanna serve me some cake?
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10-19-2007, 06:17 PM
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do you recall anyone serving you cake?
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No. But the paralysis certainly caught me by surprise. |
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10-19-2007, 06:22 PM
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Halt
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fish are stinky. Old fish are stinkier.
The story makes perfect sense. You must be hung over. Wanna serve me some cake?
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Non serviam.
I was more hung over this morning when I had to interiew a particularly perky* and loud summer associate candidate.
*I suppose that people will seize on the word "perky" and make nipple jokes, because that is the kind of place this is. So let me be clear - when I say "perky," I mean "spunky." |
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10-19-2007, 06:26 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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When she moves my brain screams out this song.
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Non serviam.
I was more hung over this morning when I had to interiew a particularly perky* and loud summer associate candidate.
*I suppose that people will seize on the word "perky" and make nipple jokes, because that is the kind of place this is. So let me be clear - when I say "perky," I mean "spunky."
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So, Grumpy McGrumperstein, did you tell him/her that you *hate* "spunky"?
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