Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Dualit]

Originally posted by barely_legal

. . . the fact that there are cameras everywhere, would keep the mates from hooking up. Not everyone is a big ole camera slut like Amanda and Dave from BB4.

On one of the gay websites I frequent a poster said that the contestants had to sign contracts that limited physical contact to kissing. I don't know if that limitation was meant only with respect to James.

BTW, everyone on that site is convinced that Franklin is "straight" -- although some think he is a closet case. Almost ALL are convinced that Dan is a closet case. I've seen only the first episode, so I'm in no position to judge.

Dua(come out, come out, wherever you are)lit

Originally posted by barely_legal
Glad to know my gaydar is getting better. And using the word "behoove" is so very Jamie Gertz in Square Pegs, which I wouldn't have remembered if my Tivo hadn't recorded an episode for me. Yay Tivo!

I said "behoove" not bc it even made any sense there, but bc I like the word. Probably bc it sounds like something Bunny McDoiugal might say. I knew I wasnt getting away with it either.

And speaking of good television that has gone by the wayside, what is this Trio channel that is showing cancelled shows? That Jay Mohr show where he is an agent is supposed to be on there. I loved that show. How do I find this?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I just got my very first penis! And it's big.

We were talking about a photograph, right?

Confidential settlement for Texas man who woke up from bladder surgery to find that doctors had amputated his penis without permission.

Favorite line: "They [the doctors] did not admit to any wrongdoing in the settlement." Some things go without saying, but "sorry I took off your penis" isn't one of them.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Dualit
On one of the gay websites I frequent a poster said that the contestants had to sign contracts that limited physical contact to kissing. I don't know if that limitation was meant only with respect to James.

BTW, everyone on that site is convinced that Franklin is "straight" -- although some think he is a closet case. Almost ALL are convinced that Dan is a closet case. I've seen only the first episode, so I'm in no position to judge.

Dua(come out, come out, wherever you are)lit

Do you think Dan is closeted? I was completely floored that he is straight. In hindsight, maybe he was a bit over-the-top, but those clothes! That hair! The way he crossed his legs when he sat down! The way he commented on the other guy's "treasure trail"!

His ass when he pressed it up against the glass shower door was also very very nice. very nice. Um, I'm going to go home and re-watch some episodes now, I think. Just for research purposes. Just to fine-tune the gaydar, really.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is for Thrasher, the suck-up who got her name emblazoned on the front page for donating large sums of money to suck up to Leagl.

Don't hate, donate!

Originally posted by Dualit
On one of the gay websites I frequent a poster said that the contestants had to sign contracts that limited physical contact to kissing. I don't know if that limitation was meant only with respect to James.

BTW, everyone on that site is convinced that Franklin is "straight" -- although some think he is a closet case. Almost ALL are convinced that Dan is a closet case. I've seen only the first episode, so I'm in no position to judge.

Dua(come out, come out, wherever you are)lit

Which one was Dan? The chiropractor? I wouldnt think a closet case would go on this show bc arent the closet cases the ones that tend to be the most homophobic and paranoid about gayness? As for Franklin, y ou can tell those boys to dream on. He might or might not be a sexless wasp, but he aint a gay.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is for Thrasher, the suck-up who got her name emblazoned on the front page for donating large sums of money to suck up to Leagl.

[Article about Budweiser in Italy]

Sounds like a match made in hell.

Can't stop thinking about me, can you? Should I ever step foot outside of the country (which is likely never to happen but I have been to Canada so that makes me a world traveler) I now know that I can go to Italy and order a Bud to go with my rigatonis and Ragu.

It is about time that one of you cheap bastards acknowledged my monetary suck-up to Leagl. In return I am hoping that the nicest Breasticle Day pic will be attributed to me --

edited to note that I am hoping that the nicest Breasticle Day pic is of breasts because I wouldn't want to be wrongly envied for my very large penis.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
It is about time that one of you cheap bastards acknowledged my monetary suck-up to Leagl. In return I am hoping that the nicest Breasticle Day pic will be attributed to me --

Duly acknowledged. Thank you. I will think of you as the best breast, and already have candidates in mind as the biggest prick.

Hey, leagl - I've been operating under the (possibly) mistaken premise that costs were actually quite low, like de minimus, maybe through an impression I got back when you were describing the creation of the site. What are the costs? I think I saw some reference to a cost per week or month in a recent post, but, really, I (and probably everyone else) have no idea.

Thinking that there was no real money pressures, I've been ignoring the whole subject, and just assuming the donations were going to MR's counseling bills. I'm now thinking I was wrong.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which one was Dan? The chiropractor? I wouldnt think a closet case would go on this show bc arent the closet cases the ones that tend to be the most homophobic and paranoid about gayness? As for Franklin, y ou can tell those boys to dream on. He might or might not be a sexless wasp, but he aint a gay.

Dan! The actor! The boyfriend in NY! The blond dude we discussed ad naseum. I think Dualit meant closeted as in not out, not closeted as in not aware of his own desires.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Dualit
On one of the gay websites I frequent a poster said that the contestants had to sign contracts that limited physical contact to kissing. I don't know if that limitation was meant only with respect to James.

BTW, everyone on that site is convinced that Franklin is "straight" -- although some think he is a closet case. Almost ALL are convinced that Dan is a closet case. I've seen only the first episode, so I'm in no position to judge.

Dua(come out, come out, wherever you are)lit

True, any intamacy beyond kissing is contractualy prohibited for all of them. This is, of course, why this show is booring and all they do is sip cocktails and blather on about "true love." And it is, of course, funny that the only ones here watching the show (as Bravo expected) are straight women, who I am sooo fucking sure are only watching becuase of the "straight" presence on the show. Of course, if James happens to choose wrong, then they all can giggle and tee-hee because once again a gay man has made made the butt (sorry) of a cruel joke.

I am surprised that the same producer who did Gay Wedding produced this show, but further surprised that anyone is still watching this.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by barely_legal
His ass when he pressed it up against the glass shower door was also very very nice.

Hey e/o! I think we have a new candidate for the board motto!

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dan! The actor! The boyfriend in NY! The blond dude we discussed ad naseum. I think Dualit meant closeted as in not out, not closeted as in not aware of his own desires.

Oh, the little cutie. how could I forget?

anyway, i think loseted as in not out would make him less likely to do the show, unless he thinks it makes him look liess gay to pretend to be gay. Oy

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Confidential to Atticus and other QE fans:

I just spotted Ted on the street. Looking a little uncomfortable with his new found fame, he was walking briskly, head down, with a very serious and determined look on his face. He was wearing a multicolored vertical striped shirt and grey-ish pants. And carrying a Bergdorfs bag. I must have looked quizzically at him because this girl said "yeah, I think that's that wine guy". So I'm 99% sure it was him.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
And it is, of course, funny that the only ones here watching the show (as Bravo expected) are straight women, who I am sooo fucking sure are only watching becuase of the "straight" presence on the show. Of course, if James happens to choose wrong, then they all can giggle and tee-hee because once again a gay man has made made the butt (sorry) of a cruel joke.

What the fuck do you know? I watch it with one of my gay friends, so there is at least one gay man watching it. I think we have all expressed how cruel the twist was and none of us are cheering for him to pick the str8 guy.

Also I never giggle or tee-hee. It is unbecoming.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Also I never giggle or tee-hee. It is unbecoming.

Me neither. But do you laugh so hard you crap your pants ever?







Yeah, me neither.