Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Ok, I've gone through the list of folks with the other Admins and we think, though are not certain, we got everyone.

You will know you are on the list if you can see another board above the General Discussion boards.

If you cannot see it, it means you aren't on the list. If you think you should be on the list and you aren't please send me a PM or an email. If you haven't been around a while (i.e. known to us from the old board) or made a reputation for yourself on this one, you aren't on the list. I mean no offense to anyone by this, it is simply that in order to encourage people to send in pictures of themselves, I had to promise there would be some limits, and this was the best one I could think of.

Also, please don't be hurt if you were left off by mistake, it wasn't intentional I assure you.

If you aren't a regular all I can suggest, is become one, so next time we do something like this, you too can participate.

Thanks

P.S.

The list itself is not public. The only people who know who is or is not on it are the Admins.

The first rule of the list is: Do not talk about the list.

The second rule of the list is: Do not talk about the list.

The third rule of the list is: If you talk about the list, I will find you, and hurt you, and will not allow you to share my box.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze

The list itself is not public. The only people who know who is or is not on it are the Admins.

The first rule of the list is: Do not talk about the list.

The second rule of the list is: Do not talk about the list.

The third rule of the list is: If you talk about the list, I will find you, and hurt you, and will not allow you to share my box.

Like at Grayson Moorhead Securities:

- A Tradition of Security -

We will make a list of our clients and how much money each of them
has given us to invest. We will keep this list in a safe place. If
we have time we will make a copy of the list in case something happens to the first list.

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
And furthermore, monsieur Assclam, it would behoove one whose avatar is Niles Crane not to compare other posters to famous TV sphincter-clenchers.

Hey e/o! Looks like we have a candidate for the new board motto!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey e/o! Looks like we have a candidate for the new board motto!

Yes, we do.

It's in your sig line.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by evenodds
Yes, we do.

It's in your sig line.

Excellent!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Excellent!

Cheater! It's not funny if you change your own sig line.

[Replaced_Texan]

It has helped me realize that the room that Thom did for the meathead Baldwin lookalike was depicted on Aqua Teen Hungerforce earlier in the week. The palm tree mural that Thom put up was also prominently displayed in Carl's house.

In related news, it appears that my cable is out and I cannot give any critique of the various pseudo virgins prancing around stage tonight. Maybe, perhaps, MTV will rerun the show. Over and over and over again.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why don't you check out http://www.urbandictionary.com?

I am bookmarking this for future reference. One of the meanings of "pimpin" is "a name you call somebody else" as in "come pimpin, we gotta go." I think that's how she uses it. And I think she uses two definitions of "holla back": in the halls as a response to a holla and as a goodbye or when ending a conversation. After writing a nice apology note to a teacher I know she likes, she ended it "Holla back, pimpin!"

This reminds me that school starts next week, meaning I start tutoring again. I predict that within the first half hour back with my girl I will hear both "Ah, I don't want you here this year" and "Why didn't you visit me this summer?"

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wonk, why are you quoting barely but insulting Atticus? Barely could hardly be described as a tight ass. You have me confused. Are you drunk now?

Wait, are you calling me FAT?


bitch, please.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I once flew from LA to NY beside Ivana Humpalot. She seemed very relaxed on the plane - we...shared some nuts...Good times.

Better times for the guy sitting between you two. I would sacrifice a thousand breasticle days for that seat.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick But as soon as she got off the plane (at midnight), she put on sunglasses, a winter hat (in April) and wrapped this pashmina around her so it covered the bottom half of her face, sort of burqua-like. It looked ridiculous. Of course people are going to wonder "who's that?" more with her looking like that, than if she just acted normally.

Her fame must have been in mid fleet. I think some stars actually get harassed and can't get from point A to B in a hurry without looking like an asshole when they don't stop to chat with everyandanyone. But she did it because she probably wasn't getting stopped anymore. At least now people will ask, "Who's that?" She's probably not concerned that they wouldn't know if she took the get-up off.

TM

[andViolins]

Was there any reference made to Jun at the MTV Music Awards last nite?

aV

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Puhleeze. That doesn't even begin to rise to the level of insulting Thrasher. Have you not been reading? I could have said....well, you know what I could have said. But I'm too nice to call my buddy an ass clenching, kitten collecting, money hoarding, budweiser swilling, party throwing poseur, Braves fan.

Gee, thanks and fuck you too. :kisscheek

I am only responding to this because I am so getting off on seeing my name in the subject line -- it is almost as if I have risen above it all like the film on top of a stagnant pond. Had I known that I would become pliffier* for a mere $120 I would have done it sooner. This will no doubt carry me through the day in much the same manner as my new found hope that I do not die today because I still cannot shake the horrid image of Britney/Madonna/XTina tonguing on the 2003 VMAs just when I had finally rid myself of the MJ/LMP hurl-inducing fiasco and it would suck to die with that in one's head.

* prettylittleflowerier (you know, up on a fucking pedestal of my own making from which no person shall ever topple me because nobody sees it but me)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Can we do this NOW?

In the words of Astronaut Jones, "Why don't you pop out that spacesuit, and let me see those two big, gray space titties!"

[Pretty Little Flower]

I'm walking through my law firm, all the secretaries filing
But when they see me passing by, they're looking up and smiling
The mail room staff stop by my office happily each day
They sense my mellow office vibe, I know they want to stay
The paralegals make excuses to stop by and chat
They know that Pretty Flower is one super groovy cat
The other lawyers worship me, it's foolish to deny it
They tell me this so often that I sometimes wish for quiet
But still, their adoration does not measure up, you see
Because I know deep in my heart my biggest fan is me

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can we do this NOW?

We don't have most of the pictures yet, and I am at work and have no intention of setting this up from my work computer.

So eager little boy the week before Christmas, you'll just have to wait.