Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Fugee
"Why didn't you visit me this summer?"

Good question, why didn't you?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by andViolins

I LIKE hot wimmin' kissing! I would enjoy seeing you kiss another woman! Mmmm, mmmm lesbians!

aV

Maybe after Breasticle Day, we could have Hot Wimmin' Kissing Day. It would be better than the Madonna/Britney facelick.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[Fairly Detailed Recap and some self-disclosure of which we are all already aware]

Good run-down. I saw a lot of this while commercial-jumping during the US Open and some show about bridges on Discovery.

It appeard that everyone was a bit wooden.
And why where the mics so low?
It must have been a pretty slow year for bad music b/c the only new faces where the QE chaps. It was like a two-year old rerun.
The Olson Twins are THE vertical portal of the future.
All in all, the documentary about the history of bridges was more interesting.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Overall - Were they using a special fat leg lens? Or is junk in the trunk in?

Junk in the trunk is in.

I didn't see many fat legs, other than Britney's, but I think that was camera angles shooting up her thighs.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
I have heard it would not make any difference.

Hey it's a penis joke! Some lame comic from the '80s called and said he wants his material back.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.

All in all, the documentary about the history of bridges was more interesting.

Isn't that always the case though? Dams, bridges, tall buildings, natural wonders, animals, freakin' a PBS, the History Channel and the Discovery Channel are cool.

Do any of the FBers own that 16 part history of NYC that PBS has been schilling? I'm seriously tempted to pony up the cash for it. So far I've seen the one with the building of the Brooklyn Bridge, the one with the Manhattan road system development, one about corrupt politicians in the early 1900s and the one with Central Park's history. Love it.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Madonna looks pretty young in that pic (angles, angles, angles). I

Or perhaps, surgery, surgery, surgery.
It's amazing how good one can look with unlimited amounts of narcissism money. Caveat: it is possible to spend too much. See, e.g. Michael Jackson.


Seven (methinks I have been source citing too much) of nine.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey it's a penis joke! Some lame comic from the '80s called and said he wants his material back.

Okay, I aplogize.

But only because you are so obviously desperate, and therefore, dangerous as well.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
Junk in the trunk is in.

I didn't see many fat legs, other than Britney's, but I think that was camera angles shooting up her thighs.

Christina, Beyonce, the random fly girls on stage . . . thank God Madonna was panted. I don't even wanna think about Kelly Osbourne. I would've had to change the zoom on the wide screen.

Maybe it was just bad lighting casting unflattering shadows.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Do any of the FBers own that 16 part history of NYC that PBS has been schilling?

They're not selling well here in Minnesota, for some reason.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Chris Rock - made the event watchable. My personal fave was when he said Good Charlotte sounded like mediocre Green Day.

Good Charlotte - who gave these Hot Topic shoppers a record deal?

The last time I saw my favorite local punk rockers, Dillinger 4, play, it was an all ages show, and the bass player repeatedly urged the high school kids in the audience to beat up any of their fellow high school kids who wore Good Charlotte shirts. I had never even heard of Good Charlotte, but to this day I am ready to beat up anyone who wanders through my law firm with a Good Charlotte shirt. By "beat up," I mean "think derisive thoughts about."

Actually, the last time I saw them play was two Fridays ago, but that does not really count because the bass player came out for the sound check drunk out of his mind and completely naked except for a duct tape "X" across his very large ass. Someone tuned his bass for him, and the band managed to stumble through about three songs (after one of which, the lead singer noted that the bass player had apparently joined a different band that evening), before the bass player fell down and (I think) passed out for a bit on stage. The band said "Thank you, good night" and (because some of them own the club), discounted Budweisers to $1 a bottle for the rest of the evening. The opening act was good, though.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by evenodds
Junk in the trunk is in.

Oh no it is not.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey it's a penis joke! Some lame comic from the '80s called and said he wants his material back.

I hardly think the proper response to a joke you find objectionable is to turn around and make fun of crippled people.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Okay, I aplogize.

But only because you are so obviously desperate, and therefore, dangerous as well.

Fair enough. Your intial response reminded me of this classic Seinfeld line:

Preist: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."

[evenodds]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Oh no it is not.

We're talking about fashion, not the desires of random whiteboys.

Women are actually getting ass injections and implants. Not to roll JHo style but to add some ass.