2004 Celebrity Death Pool

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bones. Doofus.

He's not dead, he's just mentally absent. Like Reagan was from 1984-ish on.

Kirk Douglas's son is dead. I think.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bones. Doofus.

Uhura? sulu? or do you only count the white ones?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Kirk Douglas's son is dead. I think.

he looks it. but his wife keeps getting pregnant so something is live.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
he looks it. but his wife keeps getting pregnant so something is live.

A different one.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bones. Doofus.

I'm dead, Jim.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bones. Doofus.

DeForest Kelley is indeed dead.

And let's not forget those unfortunate ensigns in the red shirts that went down to many a planet with the stars of that show and never returned. I blame Shifty.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Uhura? sulu? or do you only count the white ones?

Geez Hank. Why'd you ask the question if you were just going to Google the answer? Do you do this at home, too?

Hank: So honey, do you feel like the sex tonight?
Mrs. Chinaski: Didn't we just have sex on New Years Eve?
Hank: Is that a yes or a no?
Mrs. Chinaski: Well, I suppose I could put down "My Life" for a couple of minutes.
Hank: Oh. Well. I don't actually want to "do it" I was just asking if you felt like it tonight.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Geez Hank. Why'd you ask the question if you were just going to Google the answer? Do you do this at home, too?

Hank: So honey, do you feel like the sex tonight?
Mrs. Chinaski: Didn't we just have sex on New Years Eve?
Hank: Is that a yes or a no?
Mrs. Chinaski: Well, I suppose I could put down "My Life" for a couple of minutes.
Hank: Oh. Well. I don't actually want to "do it" I was just asking if you felt like it tonight.

Hank's propositioning his own mother?! sicko.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Geez Hank. Why'd you ask the question if you were just going to Google the answer? Do you do this at home, too?

Hank: So honey, do you feel like the sex tonight?
Mrs. Chinaski: Didn't we just have sex on New Years Eve?
Hank: Is that a yes or a no?
Mrs. Chinaski: Well, I suppose I could put down "My Life" for a couple of minutes.
Hank: Oh. Well. I don't actually want to "do it" I was just asking if you felt like it tonight.

Huh. That was actually funny. I now expect Armageddon. Everybody take cover.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
DeForest Kelley is indeed dead.

And let's not forget those unfortunate ensigns in the red shirts that went down to many a planet with the stars of that show and never returned. I blame Shifty.

After those cute young hotties met Shifty and me, they didn't want to go back on the ship to lust in vain after the one (1) hot female on the crew.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hank's propositioning his own mother?! sicko.

He heard she was easy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Geez Hank. Why'd you ask the question if you were just going to Google the answer? Do you do this at home, too?

Hank: So honey, do you feel like the sex tonight?
Mrs. Chinaski: Didn't we just have sex on New Years Eve?
Hank: Is that a yes or a no?
Mrs. Chinaski: Well, I suppose I could put down "My Life" for a couple of minutes.
Hank: Oh. Well. I don't actually want to "do it" I was just asking if you felt like it tonight.

I don't get how you could see it going this way. You've had long term relationships with boyfriends right?

No guy, even one in a long term relationship, turns down sex once offered. Guys may sometimes not make the effort to get it going, because of the "not tonight" potential, but having gotten to the "I'll put the book down" part, it would be a go.

I mean, the only reason a guy would pass would be if.....hey, wait a minute.

How often do you wash, you know, down there?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't get how you could see it going this way. You've had long term relationships with boyfriends right?

No guy, even one in a long term relationship, turns down sex once offered. Guys may sometimes not make the effort to get it going, because of the "not tonight" potential, but having gotten to the "I'll put the book down" part, it would be a go.

I mean, the only reason a guy would pass would be if.....hey, wait a minute.

How often do you wash, you know, down there?

Assuming that your wife is at least 29, but hasn't hit menopause, I think this is your issue. Recall the example of Coltrane's male friend who was dating the woman in her 30s who was insatiable. Friend couldn't keep up.

[NotFromHere]

You may know him as the Frugal Gourmet. I know him as the man who had the absolute cutest boyfriends ever. These guys were smokin hot. Most of them. I didn't see them all, and stories say that there were plenty.

The Frugal Gourmet - dead at 65.

SEATTLE - Jeff Smith, a white-bearded minister who became public television’s popular “Frugal Gourmet” before a sex scandal ruined his career, has died, his business manager said Friday. He was 65.


Jeff Smith, shown here in 1995, was a white-bearded minister who became public television's popular "Frugal Gourmet" before a pedophilia scandal ruined his career.

[NotFromHere]

Friday, not a good day for the living.

Author Paula Danziger dead at 59
Childrens’ books included ‘The Cat Ate My Gymsuit’
NEW YORK - Paula Danziger, author of numerous popular books for children and young adults, has died of complications from a heart attack in New York City.