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sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To you and me it's the same. It probably drives Paris nuts that her net worth is pocket change to Tori. Isn't Paris only worth about $25 mm?

Yeh, but I think Paris' family can buy and sell the Spellings... Or maybe they're about even.

I guess that's one of the handles on being rich. There still ain't much you can do if you're dumb, ugly or untalented. You can get fixed up to a point, but mother nature still has your number.

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't know. I keep asking people. I don't see it. She does nothing for me.

That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. So it seems that we could work out some sort of arrangement for their rebound "I'm Through With Other Celebrities" fucks. Were I to try the other side, it seems like Angelina would be a good teacher. I mean, if ABBA were too busy or something.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-09-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. .

Me too. I thought he was cute in Thelma and Louise, but I would have totally taken Michael Madsen over him. still would. A zillion times over. Shit.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So for Tori you'd need a jet, but you'd pitch for $100k and catch for a million. How much to kiss her after she licked your assforest?

This notion that I have an exceptionally hairy ass is all wrong. All wrong. Its another just-say-it-and-it-is-reality Paigow creation.

I shave it religiously with a Panasonic wet dry.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 06:11 PM

This one is going to be as big as a house in 4 months. She will never lose that baby fat. My prediction.

“Eating for two is so much fun; I get to eat lots and lots!” the 23-year-old singer says in a posting on her Web site.
she and husband Kevin Federline “ate at some amazing restaurants in Scottsdale” during a “peaceful and relaxing” two-week vacation in Arizona. (Hi Coltrane!)

She also plugs the couple’s new reality series, “Britney and Kevin: Chaotic.”

Featuring what UPN bills as “exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos (ack, that's one video I do not want to see) they shot themselves during their courtship, engagement and wedding,” the six-episode series will premiere May 17 (9 p.m. ET).

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)

In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?

Slap your wife for me.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Me too. I thought he was cute in Thelma and Louise, but I would have totally taken Michael Madsen over him. still would. A zillion times over. Shit.

What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?

robustpuppy · 05-09-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?

Just in case there was anyone left who didn't think you were shallow.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-09-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? You didn't totally love him in fight club?

I am not saying he is not hot. He is very hot and I would have sex with him again and again and again. (but I am a horny chick, generally speaking). I am just saying he is not that interesting. no je ne sais quoi.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not saying he is not hot. He is very hot and I would have sex with him again and again and again. (but I am a horny chick, generally speaking). I am just saying he is not that interesting. no je ne sais quoi.

OK then. I was just about to have your womanhood revoked.

dtb · 05-09-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. I'm pretty sure that I'm mostly correct that Paris has way way more $$.

Doubtful.

I would think Nicole Ritchie (sp?) has more $$ than Paris.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-09-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. So it seems that we could work out some sort of arrangement for their rebound "I'm Through With Other Celebrities" fucks. Were I to try the other side, it seems like Angelina would be a good teacher. I mean, if ABBA were too busy or something.

Gatti, quick set this up NOW. Earn your money dammit.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Doubtful.

I would think Nicole Ritchie (sp?) has more $$ than Paris.

OK, I admit to not knowing how much Nicole or Tori are worth, but grandpa Hilton is worth $600, $30mill goes to Paris when he dies. Don't know how much she gets when daddy finally kicks. Plus she is reported to make about $10mill/year on her own.

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK then. I was just about to have your womanhood revoked.

I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.

Those guys don't make enough money. Plus they're mostly gay.