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11-20-2003, 11:48 AM
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#2086
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She hated the movie and didn't want to rent it in the first place. 52-inch TV guy's NEW girl brought it over.
Hey, she LOVED Lebowski. Laughed at parts that I didn't laugh at until the 3rd viewing. I've watched that movie with others and had them sit there dumfounded and then ask me why I thought it was such a good movie. I made them leave.
Oddly enough Paigow, I went to school with A LOT a people from your Connecticut, and they weren't half as bitter or defensive as you...
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My Connecticut is a magical land of happy go-lucky folks just floating through life on pink fluffy clouds whle Katrina and the Waves play in the background in some endless loop. Nicole Kidman is starring in My Connecticut soon. I think she is still filiming there. Kind of like Reese Witherspoon. I heart it so and cannot wait to return to it. It has very few defensive midwesterners who cannot commit. Actually, I am kind of surprised people from My Connecticut schooled in your flat Midwest coastless state. They usually go to the CU Boulder when they cant get into the halcyon New England colleges.
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11-20-2003, 11:49 AM
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#2087
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I saw the Who in 1982 or 1983 in what was billed as a farewell tour. Ditto the Stones in 1981 ("come see Mick, Keith, and the boys on what is possibly their last North American tour").
Egad. I am dating myself. Oh, wait -- all y'all know already that I am old. Nevermind.
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I saw that Who tour too. It was actually my first big stadium concert.
The guy sitting in front of me smoked a lot of something and threw up and passed out just as the opening act (which I think was Santana) finished up.
Yeah, I'm old too.
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11-20-2003, 11:53 AM
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#2088
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If I haven't had an orgasm in a couple of days TM's mamma doesn't get her weekly paycheck. Which means $5 more dollars in my pocket.
No offence.
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None taken, fatty arbuckle.
TM
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11-20-2003, 11:55 AM
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#2089
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Clients suck - Timmy moment
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whatever. Calling it a redwell is like saying "do you have any kleenass?" instead of "do you have any kleenex?"
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Only in print. Anyone who listens close enough to someone who says, "Hand me that Redwell" to correct that person or even have it bother them is a fucking loser.
TM
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11-20-2003, 11:57 AM
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#2090
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Clients suck
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Originally posted by mmm3587
This should be a new poll: worst client behavior traits.
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This is from an in-house perspective.
- Blame shifting and complete failure of anyone to take the ball and run with it.
- Doing things, getting in trouble and THEN considering talking to the lawyers about it, when we could have easily told them not to do it in the first place. They don't even have to pay us for the consult. Of course, when they do talk to us and dont' like the answer we give, they go and do it anyways.
- Broken record syndrome.
- Being blamed for shortcomings in revenue.
- Failure to read anything that comes out of this office unless it is in a one-page, bullet pointed executive summary. And then it's just a cursory glance. God help me if I'm actually asking people to do something.
I will note that my brother recently complained of every single thing on mmmmmmmmm's list, and he's an architect, so I'm guessing that clients in general are a pain in the ass.
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11-20-2003, 11:59 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is kinda Hot is that Coltrane's relationship is a plane ticket away from being toast. Fortunately for Sequels (or perhaps not- why delay the inevitable?), Wonk is a good dad who couldnt pony up the hotel room last weekend.
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Don't blame Wonk, you could have stayed in the trundle bed in my room. You blinked.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-20-2003, 12:03 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Redwelders
So, they're Redwelds (TM)? That makes me think of some little dude sitting somewhere with a little welding torch and going to town on a bunch of red folders. But they're not really that strong. Mine always break after I cram them too full of shit.
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11-20-2003, 12:04 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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marketing advice for NCS
now and then I'll see a great marketing technique, but it just wouldn't fit "the real me", you know, just not something I'd feel comfortable doing. Some of you may be able to use this technique to sell, not me. On the other hand I'd like to know if she decdies to sell the globe.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=51229
sorry- spree bikini shots-
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-20-2003 at 12:10 PM..
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11-20-2003, 12:04 PM
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#2094
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Whither Bilmore?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
? Did Penske really truly give up socking this time?
Should we have a FB memorial service?
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Yes. Yes.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-20-2003, 12:05 PM
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#2095
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, I am kind of surprised people from My Connecticut schooled in your flat Midwest coastless state. They usually go to the CU Boulder when they cant get into the halcyon New England colleges.
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You know when you want to (or can) object when opposing counsel is recrossing b/c of scope, but you don't b/c the atty is completely making your argument? You just sit back, put your hands back behind your head and smile. The judge looks over at you and lifts his eyebrows b/c he knows that you know that the other atty is shooting herself in the foot. You look back at the judge and shake your head ever so slightly, silently showing him that you're actually beginning to feel sorry for her. And you really do. But what can you do? You're zealous. All the while your witness is smirking as he continues to knock softballs out of the park...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-20-2003, 12:05 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't care for this term stabbing.
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Didn't you invent stabbing? I mean seriously, I thought you came up with it. Or is it now so November 10, 2003?
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11-20-2003, 12:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
He's not THAT gone. He posted on Politics only 9 days ago...
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...7269#post47269
He's probably just enjoying the building wave of affection, milking it for all it's worth, preparing for his encore...
(FWIW, I HATE when bands do that and drag it out forever...)
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Here's my favorite recent Bilmore post, from the Mommy/Daddy board:
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...5079#post45079
Sometimes old Hank screws up on the sign in.
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A wee dram a day!
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11-20-2003, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Plus, there's no way my parents would sign that release form.
So now that the word "phat" has been played out many times over, can we (the world) retire it? I heard this term (spelled out for me) in 1993 for god's sake...from a white person. While we were making fake IDs...the old fashioned way...
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Speaking of terms and phrases that need to be retired, how about "Don't go there"? Anyone who says this should be taken there, beaten and shot with two to the dome.
TM
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11-20-2003, 12:09 PM
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#2099
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Of TV, Porn, Theft and Japanese Mayhem
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Originally posted by LessinSF
This is my favorite show on TV. There is no show that makes me laugh out loud more or harder,
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Right you are, Ken.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 12:09 PM
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#2100
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Clients suck - Timmy moment
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only in print. Anyone who listens close enough to someone who says, "Hand me that Redwell" to correct that person or even have it bother them is a fucking loser.
TM
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I note that you have violated my TM, TM. I am sending the bill.
As of last night, that is, "Hand me that Redwell ^TM".
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A wee dram a day!
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