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06-20-2005, 07:06 PM
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#2086
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's it. I have got to meet (meat) your sister. PM me her contact info.
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Actually, she's the type that would think that I was being overly judgmental if I brought up the monkey thing as a negative. You may hit it off.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-20-2005, 07:06 PM
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#2087
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This would have been better 6 minutes earlier. Not good, but better.
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You're just mad because I bested you with Tom Cruise's best monologue ever.
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06-20-2005, 07:11 PM
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#2088
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're just mad because I bested you with Tom Cruise's best monologue ever.
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You make me feel so small. |
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06-20-2005, 07:13 PM
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#2089
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You make me feel so small.
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You had me at hello. |
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06-20-2005, 07:13 PM
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#2090
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, she's the type that would think that I was being overly judgmental if I brought up the monkey thing as a negative. You may hit it off.
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Feel free to comment negatively about me, my personal hygiene, looks, etc. if you think that will help. She sounds fun. There may be a platinum "little something" in it for you (and eventually, in you).
Sincerely,
Future scum ex-boyfriend of your sister
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-20-2005, 07:14 PM
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#2091
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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We love the 80's
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
soft, spoiled, yet tough acting
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I can see where that might bother you.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-20-2005, 07:16 PM
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#2092
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Feel free to comment negatively about me, my personal hygiene, looks, etc. if you think that will help. She sounds fun. There may be a platinum "little something" in it for you (and eventually, in you).
Sincerely,
Future scum ex-boyfriend of your sister
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Platinum? Woo hoo! I would have sold her for gold.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-20-2005, 07:16 PM
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#2093
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I am not one to enjoy, or do, housework. BUT, last weekend, I chainsawed a few trees in my backyard. If you haven't taken a chainsaw to anything, I highly recommend trying it. Its more strenuous than you think, and you'll immediately forget your hangover... Because anything less than complete concentration on the project will cause loss of limbs, severed femoral arteries, etc... I couldn't put the fucker down. Terrifically therapeautic.
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This post totally gave me an erection.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-20-2005, 07:16 PM
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#2094
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She's over there, feeding Apples to the Buck.
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With Gooooooooulet?
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=goulet+will+ferrell/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=14fjbd37t/EXP=1119392171/*-http%3A//us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/saturday_night_live_episode_photos/_group_photos/jay_z65.jpg[/IMG]
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 07:17 PM
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#2095
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I cut down trees for a summer. Phenomenal work. Try getting in the tree (with a harness) and cutting...good times...
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Oops, I just came in my pants with this one. Sticky.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-20-2005, 07:19 PM
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#2096
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was on a ladder for a while, but nothing like what you're talking about. I've seen that shit live. Some cats cut a "valley" into the forest below my folks' house. Crazy bastards were felling trees all over the goddamned place. It looked insanely dangerous, and they did the wholee thing perfectly - almost perfectly symmetrical on both "sides" of the valley, which baffled me. Their ability to measure perfectly and symmetrically from such distance, with no measuring instruments, was like somebody playing piano by ear.
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I'm swimming in ejaculate.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-20-2005, 07:19 PM
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#2097
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oops, I just came in my pants with this one. Sticky.
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2 minutes.* Impressive. Meet me in the janitor's closet between 4th and 5th periods, k?
*I'm being generous and assuming the first post was just at the change to :16 after, and the second post just before the change to :18
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-20-2005, 07:20 PM
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#2098
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
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This was the post that went too far. This visual will haunt my dreams. I will wake up screaming. |
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06-20-2005, 07:22 PM
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#2099
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
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Just wait and see what the guac talk will do for your cock...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 07:22 PM
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#2100
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It sounds like he's just finishing the quote that I initiated. Although, maybe he's being ironic. That seems a little too PLFy* for him.
*gay
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Dude, I'm totally not gay. Jesus, man, I come to chainsaw posts. It does not get any more hetero-manly than that.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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