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12-22-2005, 12:59 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you ask them why they didn't let you in?
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No. The woman that waited on me, biscuit eater, had a low cut top- so i just let her keep her eyes on my cash as she counted so i could look more. complimented her hair-do and left.
Maybe i should have asked, but I bet I'd get some corporate doublespeak that just would have pissed me off more.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-22-2005 at 01:04 PM..
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12-22-2005, 01:00 PM
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#2087
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you haven't noticed I have lots of typos when i type on the internet so I have trouble getting my transactions to go through.
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Some of those typos can be quite lucrative. Like Don "No Soul" Simpson, you should turn your affliction into a successful career.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-22-2005, 01:53 PM
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I like this turn of phrase (though I am not religious and not so sure about the whole "soul" thing)
"The thoughts and prayers of everyone in this building are with Tony and (wife) Lauren, their children and their extended family, and for the repose of James' soul."
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-22-2005, 02:07 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like this turn of phrase (though I am not religious and not so sure about the whole "soul" thing)
"The thoughts and prayers of everyone in this building are with Tony and (wife) Lauren, their children and their extended family, and for the repose of James' soul."
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Did you think he was like Don "No Soul" Simmons?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-22-2005, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It is about 16 degrees this morning. I need to stop at the bank, and I got there at 10 minutes to 9. I try the door, because I can see all the people in there already. It's locked- and several look up and see me. I was left standing in 16 degrees until 9:01 when they finally opened.
Where the fuck is personal service or curtesy? I could see one women sipping coffee and eating a biscuit- others joking with each other- it's not like they were doing anything that would prevent them from letting me in. No secret cash counts or anything.
I stood, breaths huge clouds of smoke looking in at the sitting area, with several comfortable chairs. Why not let me in- they could ignore me until 9:01- just let me the fuck in.
And this was one of those supposed "personal service" banks for larger accounts. Fuck.
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It's 66 and sunny here. I may have erred in wearing a sweater, esp if I want to walk to the mall at lunch.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-22-2005, 02:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's 66 and sunny here. I may have erred in wearing a sweater, esp if I want to walk to the mall at lunch.
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It's sunny here too, but considerably colder than 66.
The upshot is that I've already had lunch -- Suckah!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-22-2005, 02:16 PM
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#2093
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's 66 and sunny here. I may have erred in wearing a sweater, esp if I want to walk to the mall at lunch.
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Take off the leg warmers and you should be fine.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-22-2005, 02:21 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like this turn of phrase (though I am not religious and not so sure about the whole "soul" thing)
"The thoughts and prayers of everyone in this building are with Tony and (wife) Lauren, their children and their extended family, and for the repose of James' soul."
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mmmmmm sole
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-22-2005, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's 66 and sunny here. I may have erred in wearing a sweater, esp if I want to walk to the mall at lunch.
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why would you walk?
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[Dictated but not read]
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12-22-2005, 02:46 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's sunny here too, but considerably colder than 66.
The upshot is that I've already had lunch -- Suckah!
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I just returned from a "holiday lunch" with incredibly good potatoes. So take that!! |
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12-22-2005, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
why would you walk?
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Weed jacked her Segway.
eta: damn, looks like Wonk took it from Weed.
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Last edited by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone; 12-22-2005 at 02:54 PM..
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12-22-2005, 02:58 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I just returned from a "holiday lunch" with incredibly good potatoes. So take that!!
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potatoes? that's Irish which implies the party was biased towards Xmas. unless, was there kugle or latkes or kasha and bowties?
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12-22-2005, 03:02 PM
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If she had been here to post this, would he be alive? Whoa. I just totally blew my own mind.
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12-22-2005, 03:02 PM
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#2100
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
potatoes? that's Irish which implies the party was biased towards Xmas. unless, was there kugle or latkes or kasha and bowties?
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(sigh). There was every food imaginable there, including potato pancakes and a kosher table. Something for everyone. There were even collard greens, which is unusual at a law firm lunch. Also delicious. I love every green of the steamed variety. |
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