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Penske_Account · 09-08-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.

Is your company hiring?

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-08-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You have to wake the kid up? At EIGHT THIRTY?

Bitch.

I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school, including time for stretching. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.

notcasesensitive · 09-08-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.

Good news! After a few years in a night program, he'd have a degree! He failed his last semester?

Penske_Account · 09-08-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.

2. Either that or she does home schooling.

dtb · 09-08-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.

You know, I was toying with the idea of making a comeback from retirement -- and I may do it someday, but that day is not today. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

See above schedule for a glimpse of the reason why.

patentparanyc · 09-08-2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Then don't.

Girrrl, I am like 7-up, never had it never will.

patentparanyc · 09-08-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Good news! After a few years in a night program, he'd have a degree! He failed his last semester?

No he decided law sucked ass and staying home was better. He is of the Bnb camp which heck, works for me. you could pick a side too if you liking.

robustpuppy · 09-08-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I was toying with the idea of making a comeback from retirement -- and I may do it someday, but that day is not today. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

See above schedule for a glimpse of the reason why.

This is not cheering me up. I just euthanized my cat, I have the worst cold ever (for the 6th time this year), I have had to spend every day this week "managing expectations" (as in saying "sorry, that's not going to be ready"), self-evaluations are due soon (great timing), and ...

I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!

bold_n_brazen · 09-08-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school, including time for stretching. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.

It's true, actually. In the space of one episode of Go, Diego, Go we were packed up and out the door.

Lunch packed. Clothing applied to squirming 3 year old. We even had to change to an alternate pair of shoes when the second hot pink croc could not be located.

The Brazenette prefers her cereal sans milk, which means it travels quite easily.

bold_n_brazen · 09-08-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Girrrl, I am like 7-up, never had it never will.

This is the most accurate thing you've ever written.

robustpuppy · 09-08-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's true, actually. In the space of one episode of Go, Diego, Go we were packed up and out the door.

Lunch packed. Clothing applied to squirming 3 year old. We even had to change to an alternate pair of shoes when the second hot pink croc could not be located.

The Brazenette prefers her cereal sans milk, which means it travels quite easily.

Take it to the Kathie Lee Gifford board, bitch.

patentparanyc · 09-08-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is not cheering me up. I just euthanized my cat, I have the worst cold ever (for the 6th time this year), I have had to spend every day this week "managing expectations" (as in saying "sorry, that's not going to be ready"), self-evaluations are due soon (great timing), and ...

I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!

so, go break some flourescent light bulbs and that will take your mind off of such things!

Retard · 09-08-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hello retard.

Hi!

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Yes, you.

Who, me?

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I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.

I, too, would much rather be a lackey in a law firm. post that shit out to the planet pluto.

patentparanyc · 09-08-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This is the most accurate thing you've ever written.

At least I don't depend on TM to shore up my insecurities oh tell me I'm pretty TM!!!!

dtb · 09-08-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.

You know, ppnyc, no offense and all that, but I think that were most people to have the opportunity to have b'n'b's lifestyle (or something even approaching it), they'd jump at the chance.

I think most people here could have your lifestyle, and yet, they don't choose it.

I understand if you're trying to convince yourself, but you're really not convincing anyone else. And no matter how relentlessly you pursue this line of "my life is better than yours", no one here (but you, apparently) would choose the life of paralegaling over b'nb's lifestyle.

We could all be paralegals if we wanted that.