Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Gravedigger, bartender, helper of troubled teens. Truly a man for all seasons.

Did you see the guy's (Rupert's) picture? I take it that is a shot taken BEFORE they put him on the island and he couldn't bathe or groom himself?

As for his resume, a guy who can befriend troubled teens, ply them with alcohol, and is skilled at burying bodies... Seems to me we had a guy like that here about 20 years ago. What was his name?? Oh, yes. GACY.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by bilmore
It was just . . . there. What could I do?

"Restraint" has no meaning to you apart from the handcuffs on your bedposts?

(C'mon, y'all, it's Friday. Let loose a little!)

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agreed. The last time I fucked Tera it was terrible.


I really wanted to write that I would still dip my penis into Tera's sewage, but it just doesn't seem right...

And now, we are on the outs.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
"Restraint" has no meaning to you apart from the handcuffs on your bedposts?

(C'mon, y'all, it's Friday. Let loose a little!)

that and the cell in his basement.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

*Note: Do not mistake this derision for an attempt to flirt. You would know if I was flirting with you. I am not. Nor do I wish to see your pickled pecker.

Hey, baby, I really appreciate all your attention and flirtation, but I'm not really interested. It's so cute the way that you pretend to deride me just so that you can pretend that you haven't sent me all sorts of dirty pms.[1] And I have neither pickled nor pictured my pecker, so I can't show you a picture of it right now.

[1] And, while I appreciate the offer, since I broke up with Slot C girl, I am going to cut back on the Slot C action for a while. But I will be sure to share your generous offer with others.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And now, we are on the outs.

Every heterosexual non bible-beating male would screw her. We would just make sure she keeps her mouth shut while it happens. It may even be a hate fuck for some.

[notcasesensitive]

Add this one to the list of reasons not to go out for a reality tv show -- http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

[New "reality parody" tricks guy into believing he is on a new reality show when actually everyone else is acting.]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Every heterosexual non bible-beating male would screw her. We would just make sure she keeps her mouth shut while it happens. It may even be a hate fuck for some.

nonresponsive counselor. but i guess this means that i dont want a response.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb SHUT UP. It's an improvement over the last one.

Don't get me started.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ABBA Kiss
Why do you have that picture as your avatar? Is it your dog?

Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. I don't have a dog. I wish I did, but....

I was hoping to see you respond along the lines of that Pink Panther movie:

Peter Sellers (Inspector Clouseau), sees a dog at an inn, and asks the inkeeper: "does your dog bite?"

The innkeeper says: "no."

Sellers reaches down to pet the dog, and is instantly and severely bitten. He says to the innkeeper, reproachfully,

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"

And the inkeeper responds, with haughty disinterest,

"That's not my dog."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Since Day One I have wanted a new avatar but I don't know how to do it. I will try this one but no guarantees -- computer savvy I am not.

How about an avatar of a sign that says "Ilya Kovalchuk is a little bitch."

str8

[bilmore]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
"Restraint" has no meaning to you apart from the handcuffs on your bedposts?

(C'mon, y'all, it's Friday. Let loose a little!)
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that and the cell in his basement.

Restraint is the mother of convention.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
that and the cell in his basement.

He didn't show me that part of the house. You must have taken a crap in his Suburban or something.

[str8outavannuys]

Hey NFH, nice job with the Bennifer avatar. Very classy.

Looky, I figured out how to avatar!

-TL