It's all about me

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please tell me he had a good reason for the chest shaving, like he just donated a kidney or something. Otherwise, this is totally yucky enough to render him unfuckable.

And torso stubble burn has got to be uncomfortable. How are the tender inner thighs faring?

There is no good reason. It's just wrong.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

TM

Prove it. Film it. Post it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
No, no, no.

I had done the self-referential test before, and thought it was cool. I did check, however, to make sure the one you linked to was the same one. (Because if it hadn't been.... PAR-TAAAAAY!)

PAR-TAAAAAY!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

TM

I'm over Coltrane. It's all you, sugar.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I could see that, but it seems like it might cause sliding off or sideways or something. Not predictable. Not like pulling on hair when doing it doggy style. Plus, it seems like it would be nearly impossible to keep one's back arched when one is doing all the work from the top and there's nothing handy/at the right height to rest one's hands on for leverage. Maybe if you pulled the coffee table in close and weren't really sitting on the lap, but more in the lap but had basically none of your weight on the lap.

Which sounds very uncomfortable, but then, I'm not in that great shape right now.

The on the lap itself sounds doable. Just not the on the lap with the back arched.

It's doable. Trust me.

And worth doing. Or at least worth doing right.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's doable. Trust me.

And worth doing. Or at least worth doing right.

As long as I'm not required to keep my back arched.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Would you prefer this (found when Googling "pull my hair")?

I think I might pass out. I skipped lunch, but that may not be the sole cause.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As long as I'm not required to keep my back arched.

Required is such a strong word...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.

Not necessarily.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not necessarily.

Wow. Could you teach me that one?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
(Querying re: coming while giving head)

Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.

You can't? Hmmm. I will have to ponder this. Demerits will definitely result.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow. Could you teach me that one?

I don't know. I could try. It could be a lot of fun trying.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm over Coltrane. It's all you, sugar.

I've been FB cock-blocked.

Damn. Go to lunch and some other four-armed guy moves in.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

"I wouldn't urinate down his throat if his heart was on fire."

--Democratic consultant James Carville, referring to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader during a speech before the Michigan delegation today.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know. I could try. It could be a lot of fun trying.

Thank you, sensei. I look forward to your teachings.