imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But then you're saving elephants, Mrs. Blackheart.

I am single.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am single.

A divorcee can still use Mrs. if she wants. Mrs. Blackheart is more dramatic than Miss. And Ms. doesn't work at all.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were to attend a party full of erotically stylish people, what variety of light beer would you want in the keg?

Assume that the purchaser of the beer generally refuses to touch light beer unless there is nothing else in the vicinity and in fact takes pride in the fact she knows nothing about light beer. Also assume that there is no force in the universe that will make her purchase Coors Light.

The non-light beer will be Shiner Bock, and there will be some sort of vodka concoction.

Do Shiner Light. If that isn't available, I'd get Miller Lite or Mich Ultra. Miller Light has more taste than Ultra, but if the people are drinking the light beer for fewer carbs/fewer calories, Ultra is the best you can do on that count.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by evenodds
It's something I have never seen in earrings -- which is why I would want it. Cushion cut is an old-fashioned cut -- it is akin to an emerald cut on top and a brilliant cut on the bottom. It makes a truly stunning stone.

Here is a link to a picture <http://www.thediamondbuyingguide.com...t_diamond.html>.

People beat me to it. So I'll shush.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
A divorcee can still use Mrs. if she wants. Mrs. Blackheart is more dramatic than Miss. And Ms. doesn't work at all.

I never went by Mrs. Anything. I hate that stuff.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something with vanilla and raspberries. How would Stoli vanilla mixed with Chambord work? Could be bad, could be very very good.

Lemon drops are good- but have plain vodka available for real drinkers. And whatever happened to Redneck chic for beer- Shiner? is PBR back out?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not a huge fan, but I think Amstel is the only option.

As a light beer drinker, I must inform you that Amstel is crap. Amstel Light = European Coors Light. Seriously.

(I believe that I am an expert in this field.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never went by Mrs. Anything. I hate that stuff.

Freaking A. American Airlines still calls me Mrs. Sensitive. Fucking hate that. But not enough to stop flying American, unfortunately.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Freaking A. American Airlines still calls me Mrs. Sensitive. Fucking hate that. But not enough to stop flying American, unfortunately.

I went by so many different names and combinations of portions of my name and his that some people call me simply "Alias." I do not look like Jennifer Garner, however. I have much nicer TITS!!!!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Freaking A. American Airlines still calls me Mrs. Sensitive. Fucking hate that. But not enough to stop flying American, unfortunately.

If my mother sends me anything, she still addresses it to Mrs. [husband's last name]. Even though I was never a Mrs. when I was un-separated. I think the British are more keen on Mrs. than we are, so that's her excuse (I think the Economist uses Mrs. and Miss instead of Ms.). But she's been in Canada for 20-odd years, so that excuse doesn't really work. Especially when I never ever have been a fucking Mrs.. Arghh.

It's nice that she sends me stuff though.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Stunning Avatar

Did I tell you that I am painting a full-wall mural of your avatar in my condo?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If my mother sends me anything, she still addresses it to Mrs. [husband's last name]. Even though I was never a Mrs. when I was un-separated. I think the British are more keen on Mrs. than we are, so that's her excuse (I think the Economist uses Mrs. and Miss instead of Ms.). But she's been in Canada for 20-odd years, so that excuse doesn't really work. Especially when I never ever have been a fucking Mrs.. Arghh.

It's nice that she sends me stuff though.

A Canadian friend's blog said this today. I thought of you when I read it:

And we learned something really valuable, something that we will all carry with us for the rest of our lives: no matter how appealing it may sound at the time, no good can come of "Fish and Poutine." This is clearly THE reason Canada had to separate from the motherland. Incompatible pub snacks.

[robustpuppy]

You all are being very insensitive, bitching about being called Mrs.

NOT EVERYONE IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE THE CHOICE!!!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If my mother sends me anything, she still addresses it to Mrs. [husband's last name]. Even though I was never a Mrs. when I was un-separated. I think the British are more keen on Mrs. than we are, so that's her excuse (I think the Economist uses Mrs. and Miss instead of Ms.). But she's been in Canada for 20-odd years, so that excuse doesn't really work. Especially when I never ever have been a fucking Mrs.. Arghh.

It's nice that she sends me stuff though.

My grandma did that for a long time post-divorce. I think that she's stopped now that I'm shacked up with someone else though. She even broke that must-be-a-spouse-before-he's-a-part-of-the-family rule for Mr. Man. He gets a separate Christmas check and everything. My Grandma is hip to the 21st Century scene.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Appropos of this, what's the best gift the women on the board could imagine receiving?

I would love you forever if you would just buy me a Porsche GT2.

Top track speed 198 mph
0-62 4.0 sec

Or, in the alternative, I will love you for the next few years for this Porsche GT3.

Top track speed 190 mph
0-60 4.3

Thanks.