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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
But will you rub her the right way? Flinty's documenting it, so let's get it right.

I vote we let the bitches hug it out. Then they can feel each other.

eta Hat trick plus one! It's a fucking Wonkapalooza!!!

[str8outavannuys]

I watched the Mets/Dodgers game today, mostly because of Pedro. Does Willie Randolph always do crap like sac. bunting with his #3 hitter? He sacrificed 4 times, and tried to do it a 5th with Reyes, before he got to 2 strikes and hit his triple, which won them the game. But seriously, what's his deal?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Does Willie Randolph always do crap like sac. bunting with his #3 hitter?

Actually, No. For the 1st 1/2 of a year, he let them hit a way and they batted .0000000000000000000111 with runners in scoring position.

Now he took stuff into his own hands and made up 7 games in the standings. Small ball works, especially with a speedy team with the #1 base stealer in the NL, and expecially at a cavernous park like Shea.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sometimes, you'll find, while reading other peoples' e-mails, in the course of discovery, that people are more free with this information than they should be.

What discovery request could possibly have tripped this email?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks, and now this is stuck on brain rotation.

Now she’s gone
And I’m back on the beat
A stain on my notebook
Says nothing to me
Now she’s gone
And I’m out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed

Coffee-themed cheating songs rawk.

[str8outavannuys]

Good news and bad news. Hustle & Flow did not make $10.5M this weekend (somewhere between 8M-9M). So what's the good news? After posting here, and doing some more research, I cancelled my large bet and bet the under for a small amount.

In other movie box office news -- the Island just edged out Bad News Bears for third place (12.5M-11.5M). The problem is that the Island cost about $90M more to make. Michael Bay seems to have lost his touch a bit, no? Perhaps it was Jerry Bruckheimer who was the smarty all along. I'll bet he's laughing his ass off (Michael Bay dissed him a bit by taking this project without talking to Bruckheimer about it, according to Entertainment Weekly).

So thanks to the Mets comeback yesterday, and my good sense about Hustle & Flow, this weekend was pretty profitable. Of course, the baby due next week probably puts me in the hole to the tune of about $800k. Sigh.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Coffee-themed cheating songs rawk.

She left him; he's not cheating! NotBob, is your lyrics prowess slipping?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by nononono
She left him; he's not cheating! NotBob, is your lyrics prowess slipping?

Apparently. Perhaps it's my recollection of the video.

However, it is clear that Lyle is talking about infidelity. And coffee. And flour tortillas.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apparently. Perhaps it's my recollection of the video.

However, it is clear that Lyle is talking about infidelity. And coffee. And flour tortillas.

And eggs. And babies. Well, a baby. Well, "baby." That is a really enjoyable album. One I haven't listened to in ages and ages.

I hate when videos lie like that.

You are back in form!

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


I thought Abercrombie was the one with the offensive t-shirts?

An official with the Anti-Defamation League wants the retailer to stop selling the shirt because it suggests that ”Mexico is a dirty place.” Urban Outfitters has run into similar controversy before. Last year, it stopped sales of a T-shirt that read, “Everyone Loves a Jewish Girl,” surrounded by dollar signs. The Anti-Defamation League objected to that one, too.

It also angered pro-voting groups with a shirt that said, “Voting is for Old People.”

My wife has an urban outfitters T-shirt that has a picture of the liberty bell on it with the caption "Come to Philly for the crack."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
My wife has an urban outfitters T-shirt that has a picture of the liberty bell on it with the caption "Come to Philly for the crack."

That works on more levels than you seem to realize.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That works on more levels than you seem to realize.

You ASSume too much.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't think so.



TM

This is so my electronic Xmas card this year. And I have five months to come up with a perfect caption.

Thank you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That works on more levels than you seem to realize.

You mean he's hitting the buitenste sluitspier, endeldarm and anus? Damn.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I had my first experience selling something on craigslist today. Very good tickets for a concert tomorrow for face value (plus $10 per ticket in Ticketmaster surcharge actually paid). Why does anyone (other than brokers who miraculously end up with bunches of excellent tickets to every show) ever do this for a side business? I spent about half of my day e-mailing with people of various levels of flakatude, and then had to go meet the lucky winner with the tickets outside of my building. 2 hours of billable time lost.

You only work 4 hours a day?

TM