Waiting for Fitzgerald

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
But I asked you if lying was an absolute wrong and your reply was that lying under oath was. Do you wish to revisit your reply?

No, I stand by my answer. Not by any non-literal assumptions you may make.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
"President George W. Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals"

Gawd told me to take Friday off.

I'm sure glad Gawd only ever tells me to do things I already wanna do.

Apparently Gawd does that to other people too. It also seems, Gawd can change His mind when his previous answers prove inconvenient.

Long time no see, Old Man. I hope you're doing well.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There used to be a guy with a sandwich board on Michigan Avenue. For years, his board said that Al Gore had been abducted by aliens and replaced by a robot. Now that I think about it, it was probably Penske.

To be honest, his presence always did brighten up the day.

There's two things I did for Chicago, one good, one bad. I moved there and almost immediately upon the same Jordan un-retired. I moved from there and almost immediately upon the same, Jordan re-retired. You can thank me and curse me.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If a wrong is absolute, then relative numbers don't matter. Bush is as bad as Clinton.

Check.

No Bush is absolved. I didn't know God told him it was okay.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
There's two things I did for Chicago, one good, one bad. I moved there and almost immediately upon the same Jordan un-retired. I moved from there and almost immediately upon the same, Jordan re-retired. You can thank me and curse me.

I don't curse:

(1) slow marathoners;
(2) the completely fucking insane

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
Okay, I'm ducking in here in the middle, and may have missed the poiint, but isn't it a point of pride to cause the deaths of those deserving of death?

YOu are ducking in in the middle. Let me try to catch you up quickly. Penske has so far argued that killing is an Absolute wrong, because God forbids it. If it is an absolute wrong, then killing in war must be wrong as well.

However, Penske is in favor of killing in war, as long as it is done under Bush's watch and not Clinton's. He's also in favor of being able to kill Kennedys and Clintons in defense of his property rights. He just can't say why those killings are okay. Because, after all, moral relativism is bad, and God tells us that killing is an Absolute WRong.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cite me where the RNC declared it an absolute wrong and when you do I will get back to you.

When they inserted the plank in their platform that gay marriage should be banned, they did so on the basis that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
No, Wonk is trying to pin the deaths of the US military in Iraq on Bush. the 3000 are the 911 victims that died due to Clinton's abdication of his duty to our national defence for 8 years. At least he got a blow job though, right?

Come on Penske, tell the truth. We've made so much progress. Don't fuck it up now.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't curse:

(1) slow marathoners;

Slower. In fairness.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
God has never spoken, directly or indirectly, on the expectation of a parent related to a bargained for curricula. At least not that I know, but let me know if you have a cite on that one.

Okay, so it is hypocrisy to claim to speak for God when He has not communicated to you.

Check.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
YOu are ducking in in the middle. Let me try to catch you up quickly. Penske has so far argued that killing is an Absolute wrong, because God forbids it. If it is an absolute wrong, then killing in war must be wrong as well.

However, Penske is in favor of killing in war, as long as it is done under Bush's watch and not Clinton's. He's also in favor of being able to kill Kennedys and Clintons in defense of his property rights. He just can't say why those killings are okay. Because, after all, moral relativism is bad, and God tells us that killing is an Absolute WRong.

God told Bush he could kill.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
When they inserted the plank in their platform that gay marriage should be banned, they did so on the basis that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

How do you know that basis? Can you cite me something? I don't really think, no offence, that you have an inside insight in the RNC. Spanky might. Spanky is what he says true?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore

(ETA - damn, flight's here. Off again . . . )

Short probationary period.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I offered the distinction above. Its similar to the difference between consensual sex and rape, but your pal Clinton has difficulty ascertaining that distinction too.

So it's okay for the POTUS to act inappropriately for the office is he's only doing it in a consensual "frat-boy" way?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Come on Penske, tell the truth. We've made so much progress. Don't fuck it up now.

The truth is God told Bush to go to war. Clinton does not have that to fall back. All he is a closet with skeletons popping out.