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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Classy places do not take the appetizer and entree orders at the same time.

Why do you insist on casting pearls like this? I can tell immediately that Sebastian is the kind of mouth-breathing neanderthal who eats at restaurants with names. It's enough to make one shudder, if shuddering weren't so uncouth.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Where have you been? I had the score up for a couple of days, but the space could be put to better use. PM me if you want a link to the highlights reel.

Thank you for the sig line!

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What kind of crabs are the ones that Shapeshifter has?

What, the lab lost your sample?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
Is the dark patch visible in that shot racy Parisian underthings of some sort or the world-famous, untamed, untrimmed french ladies' disco mitt of story and song? Not that either answer changes my feelings about that outfit. On her.

It could be ass hair for all I care.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
There's not much difference and they'll both fuck up a perfectly good potato.

Much like walnuts will fuck up a perfectly good brownie. Or chocolate chip cookie.

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NUTS!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you for the sig line!

AoN, I am sure that I speak for many in The LawTalkers Community* when I say that I am dying to know what you said before the edit.

In other news, my Stanley Cup predictions seem to be a mixed bag. The Senators appear to have things in hand, but the Rangers, uh, don't look like they will be making a run toward the conference championship. The Puddies of the world would be buying brooms if they understood basic math skills. Bastards.

At least I put lots of imaginary money at the imaginary offshore sports book on the Avalanche.

*Insert ego-stroking circle jerk comment here!

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
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NUTS!

Rethink your plans to travel to Cambridge this spring: "Sacrificial squirrels sending message at Cambridge job site"

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What kind of crabs are the ones that Shapeshifter has?

Oh sure. Feign ignorance.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is blue crab the softshell stuff? Or is it the soft shell stuff just happens to be blue?

do you know where babies come from? how lacking is your basic education?

[Replaced_Texan]

Crab AND shrimp AND oysters AND catfish

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Bob
AoN, I am sure that I speak for many in The LawTalkers Community* when I say that I am dying to know what you said before the edit.

In other news, my Stanley Cup predictions seem to be a mixed bag. The Senators appear to have things in hand, but the Rangers, uh, don't look like they will be making a run toward the conference championship. The Puddies of the world would be buying brooms if they understood basic math skills. Bastards.

At least I put lots of imaginary money at the imaginary offshore sports book on the Avalanche.

*Insert ego-stroking circle jerk comment here!

Go Sharks!!!!!

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you know where babies come from? how lacking is your basic education?

To be fair (Hi, PLF! - oh, by the way, Steve orders a chicken salad sandwich and gets offed by an informant as he's about to take his first bite, and somebody says it's such a shame because the chicken salad is so good at Warner's), I didn't know what a soft-shell crab was until my mid-20s.

But then again, I was raised in a desert.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Rethink your plans to travel to Cambridge this spring: "Sacrificial squirrels sending message at Cambridge job site"

The money quote: "As far as terrorism through squirrels, we’re not into it," said one neighbor, who asked not to be named or have her address revealed. She added, "I don’t know anyone who’s that nuts."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Why do you insist on casting pearls like this? I can tell immediately that Sebastian is the kind of mouth-breathing neanderthal who eats at restaurants with names. It's enough to make one shudder, if shuddering weren't so uncouth.

I only go to places where there is no necessity to actually order, which saves me from the mortification of having to flip through a menu that has been pawed over by God knows how many slobbering patrons before me. It also preempts the type of painfully banal banter with the staff with which Sebastian is apparently all too familiar. Finally, I am assured that I will not find myself pairing a tuna carpaccio appetizer with a seared ahi tuna entree (with the requisite wasabi mashed potatoes side) or some other dreadfully pedestrian duo of dishes. But that is just me and my personal tastes and preferences. I realize that most of you probably enjoy the whole restaurant-where-you-have-to-order thing. Nothing wrong with that.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I only go to places where there is no necessity to actually order,

when fringey was courting that death row convict this describes their lunch dates.