Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
lardass. or unattractively overmuscled.

40 seconds. Impressive.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He thought I was merely spitting.

Would you like to meet?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
HOld on, wait just one minute there. Do you mean to say that when FB people meet IRL, they talk about other FB people they have met IRL?

I think I'm going to vomit.

Feel free to use my vomitorium.

I'll wait until you leave to tell other folks what you look like.

(I am still not a redhead.)

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Pretty can change to "fairly hot" based on very small, subtle changes in the makeup, etc...

Yes, that is the ticket. The number of beers I have had has nothing to do with it.

FWIW, I once met a girl at a rock club on a night when I went out by myself. Back in the day. She was tall, maybe 5'11", blonde, statuesque and willing. Her tits were an instant focal point. After a few too many, we were locked in an embrace in the back of the club in a less public area -- she with her shirt mostly off playing pretend wet nurse to pony.

The next day we met up to do some day stuff with some friends of mine who basically gave a critique that made TM's grade of PP seem like an A+. They basically, and correctly called her fat and not attractive. They were correctly able to guage that I indeed had been doing shots in addition to beer. I never called her back even though she had a wealthy daddy and a place on CPW. She didn't make the cut.

Fast forward to about a year later. She shows up unanounced at a gig that I was doing (with wife-to-be and -to-be-ex girlfriend both carefully managed and in attendence and she

looked


fucking


hot!

I mean playboy hot. Mostly weight loss but some other stuff, can't remember what.

She basically showed up to show me what I was missing and that I was a dick.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Feel free to use my vomitorium.

I'll wait until you leave to tell other folks what you look like.

(I am still not a redhead.)

And I am still not a Labrador retriever.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yes, that is the ticket. The number of beers I have had has nothing to do with it.

FWIW, I once met a girl at a rock club on a night when I went out by myself. Back in the day. She was tall, maybe 5'11", blonde, statuesque and willing. Her tits were an instant focal point. After a few too many, we were locked in an embrace in the back of the club in a less public area -- she with her shirt mostly off playing pretend wet nurse to pony.

The next day we met up to do some day stuff with some friends of mine who basically gave a critique that made TM's grade of PP seem like an A+. They basically, and correctly called her fat and not attractive. They were correctly able to guage that I indeed had been doing shots in addition to beer. I never called her back even though she had a wealthy daddy and a place on CPW. She didn't make the cut.

Fast forward to about a year later. She shows up unanounced at a gig that I was doing (with wife-to-be and -to-be-ex girlfriend both carefully managed and in attendence and she

looked


fucking


hot!

I mean playboy hot. Mostly weight loss but some other stuff, can't remember what.

She basically showed up to show me what I was missing and that I was a dick.

She should have thanked you. If you hadn't been a dick, she wouldn;t have lost the weight and gotten herself smoking hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Considering you are here all day, every day, it sure would seem so, TM.

What can I say? I hate my job.

But I appreciate the fact that you're keeping such close notes of what I'm doing. I hope it doesn't get in the way of the exciting life you're leading.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And I am still not a Labrador retriever.

I look exactly like my avatar.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I look exactly like my avatar.

Inside, I look like mine.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Beautiful is kind of an old fart's word. I think the chick from Gone With the Wind when I hear it. It's a dead archetype, used almost exclsuively by old people to describe "classically" attractive people whose looks and image deviate from the hypersexualized standard of beauty today.

Last night I went to the Idlewild post-premiere party (didn't have enough J.U. Ice to get into the actual screening as I am not a charismatic, big time, New York heavy hitter) and I saw Paula Patton. She is beautiful. Drop dead gorgeous. She has breasts, Weed, and they looked great in her bright yellow dress.

I also saw Macy Gray, who is, not pretty.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I look exactly like my avatar.

Funny. I distinctly recall you having a head.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last night I went to the Idlewild post-premiere party (didn't have enough J.U. Ice to get into the actual screening as I am not a charismatic, big time, New York heavy hitter) and I saw Paula Patton. She is beautiful. Drop dead gorgeous. She has breasts, Weed, and they looked great in her bright yellow dress.

I also saw Macy Gray, who is, not pretty.

TM

Macy Gray is a man.

Idlewild's gotten some lackluster reviews, but most of them are in the vein of "they were undisputed geniuses who did some of the best hip hop/funk reocrds in history, but this one is not as good."

Why not just say "as usual, this is a damn good record, but maybe not as good as the last one. YMMV."

[ltl/fb]

Which is less healthy, a sesame-seed bagel toasted with a generous amount of regular cream cheese, or an apple fritter?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Which is less healthy, a sesame-seed bagel toasted with a generous amount of regular cream cheese, or an apple fritter?

If you have a question for Less, you should just send him a PM.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yes, that is the ticket. The number of beers I have had has nothing to do with it.

FWIW, I once met a girl at a rock club on a night when I went out by myself. Back in the day. She was tall, maybe 5'11", blonde, statuesque and willing. Her tits were an instant focal point. After a few too many, we were locked in an embrace in the back of the club in a less public area -- she with her shirt mostly off playing pretend wet nurse to pony.

The next day we met up to do some day stuff with some friends of mine who basically gave a critique that made TM's grade of PP seem like an A+. They basically, and correctly called her fat and not attractive. They were correctly able to guage that I indeed had been doing shots in addition to beer. I never called her back even though she had a wealthy daddy and a place on CPW. She didn't make the cut.

Fast forward to about a year later. She shows up unanounced at a gig that I was doing (with wife-to-be and -to-be-ex girlfriend both carefully managed and in attendence and she

looked


fucking


hot!

I mean playboy hot. Mostly weight loss but some other stuff, can't remember what.

She basically showed up to show me what I was missing and that I was a dick.

Anna Nicole?