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03-18-2004, 04:52 PM
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#2116
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That's all.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You are obviously reading the wrong kind of porn.
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There is something fundamentally wrong with this sentence. And not grammatically or structurally.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-18-2004, 04:54 PM
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#2117
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Jon Stewart at Daily Show until 2008
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Way to go, Einstein. You click on the fucking name and the brackets come up.
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Just keep reading those discarded physics texts, Cosmic Stan.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-18-2004, 05:02 PM
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#2118
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Registered User
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NYC Marathon Jacket
Sweet. I'm in.
http://by1fd.bay1.hotmail.msn.com/cg...656&mimepart=5
Edited to substitute link for nonworking image.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-18-2004, 05:04 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Jon Stewart at Daily Show until 2008
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just keep reading those discarded physics texts, Cosmic Stan.
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When you make physics references, I always assume your date for the evening backed out on you and your hoping someone will give you a link to the Eva page to "keep you company."
I for one will not facilitate your masturbatory exploitation of a woman who's only crime is to have her quarks all aligned right.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-18-2004, 05:14 PM
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#2120
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Jon Stewart at Daily Show until 2008
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you make physics references, I always assume your date for the evening backed out on you and your hoping someone will give you a link to the Eva page to "keep you company."
I for one will not facilitate your masturbatory exploitation of a woman who's only crime is to have her quarks all aligned right.
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If she didn't want her quarks ogled she wouldn't dress so slutty.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-18-2004, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I almost resisted responding with "Black Like Me." Almost.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
you also need a double dose of How To Win Friends and Influence People
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You suggest this like you didn't pretend to like me when we met.
But I will await delivery of each book. Thank you.
TM
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03-18-2004, 05:21 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Freeze Frame
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bold_n_brazen
You are obviously reading the wrong kind of porn.
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Men Don't Read Porn.
We watch it. And sometimes in slow-motion.
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03-18-2004, 05:26 PM
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#2123
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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I almost resisted responding with "Black Like Me." Almost.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You're a Yankee fan, right? Bronx Zoo or Ball Four. (And it goes without saying that you also need a double dose of How To Win Friends and Influence People and I'm OK/You're OK.)
Anyone else?
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You forgot Don't Sweat the Small Stuff (And It's All Small Stuff!).
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03-18-2004, 05:29 PM
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Moderator
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Don't forget to use the Lawtalkers' Amazon link.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You suggest this like you didn't pretend to like me when we met.
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We'll always have Paris, Rick.
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03-18-2004, 05:33 PM
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#2125
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Proper Dog mascots
Nonresponsive. Still a stupid mascot. Now these are the type of mascots you're looking for!
![](http://www.everythinghusky.com/images/joe.jpg)
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-18-2004, 05:37 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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I almost resisted responding with "Black Like Me." Almost.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
You're a Yankee fan, right? Bronx Zoo or Ball Four. (And it goes without saying that you also need a double dose of How To Win Friends and Influence People and I'm OK/You're OK.)
Anyone else?
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My suggestions for Thurgreed (from the titles alone; I've never read them) :
![](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0786884347.01._PE20_PI_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg) and
![Big Grin](http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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03-18-2004, 05:38 PM
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#2127
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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I almost resisted responding with "Black Like Me." Almost.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You suggest this like you didn't pretend to like me when we met.
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In Not Bob's defense, there are a number of people I genuinely like who could nonetheless benefit from the How to Win Friends blah blah book.
Further, I do not have an opinion as to whether you would benefit from that book, and I will never pretend to like you when we meet.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-18-2004, 05:39 PM
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#2128
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Freeze Frame
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Men Don't Read Porn.
We watch it. And sometimes in slow-motion.
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You can't read porn unless you're trying to decipher the tats on the latest starlet.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-18-2004, 05:42 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Freeze Frame
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can't read porn unless you're trying to decipher the tats on the latest starlet.
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Good advice from a man whose avatar is holding a dildo.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-18-2004, 05:44 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Freeze Frame
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Good advice from a man whose avatar is holding a dildo.
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fringey told me he's compensating. measurements did not go well.
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