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07-27-2004, 05:09 PM
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#2116
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"I wouldn't urinate down his throat if his heart was on fire."
--Democratic consultant James Carville, referring to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader during a speech before the Michigan delegation today.
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Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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07-27-2004, 05:12 PM
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#2117
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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How do you think your heart, otherwise known as your pancreas, gets nourishment? Through your throat of course.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2004, 05:15 PM
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#2118
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.
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07-27-2004, 05:16 PM
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#2119
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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Let's try with Ralph.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-27-2004, 05:17 PM
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#2120
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by Not Bob
It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.
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The brain part didn't work with Ralph.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2004, 05:21 PM
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#2121
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of cialis, please
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bold_n_brazen
Wow. Could you teach me that one?
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"Everybody wants to be an actor; nobody is content to be a spectator."
--- Jean Cocteau
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07-27-2004, 05:23 PM
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#2122
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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Innovative Solution to Heartburn Discovered by James Carville
Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - Doctors at Georgetown Medical Center have confirmed that the suggested heartburn treatment set forth by political analyst, James "Skippy" Carville seems to have some scientific basis. Four out of five patients suffering from heartburn in the Georgetown Medical Center this afternoon, after Mr. Carville's speech to Michigan Democratic Party delegates, who were prescribed a small dose of human urine were reportedly "feeling better," although the fifth patient was rumored to be "totally grossed out."
"It is a wonderful thing to see the vibrant political debate in this country increase our scientific knowledge in this manner," said Emergency Room Doctor Rip Vandelay. "Before this revelation, I would have been likely to send the whiney baby patients home until they proved they had some real ailment, but the addition of an Option Pee, if you will, is a real godsend," he added.
Phone calls made to James Carville were not returned prior to release of this story.
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 07-27-2004 at 05:25 PM..
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07-27-2004, 05:32 PM
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#2123
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Not political...I just like the insult
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How do you think your heart, otherwise known as your pancreas, gets nourishment? Through your throat of course.
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Coltrane outed?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-27-2004, 05:41 PM
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#2124
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Not Bob visits Chicago
Thanks to Aloha for the pic.
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07-27-2004, 05:54 PM
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#2125
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of cialis, please
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not necessarily.
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Wow. We're a great match. I can come just from receiving head!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2004, 06:00 PM
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#2126
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of cialis, please
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Required is such a strong word...
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You prefer 'ordered?'
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07-27-2004, 06:01 PM
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#2127
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Not political...I just like the insult
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Coltrane outed?
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The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2004, 06:02 PM
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#2128
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Guest
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Burning Man Afficionados
Please PM me
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07-27-2004, 06:05 PM
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#2129
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of opium, please
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:
PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)
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But do you like direct stimulation? Or rubbing circles around the general clitoral area/hood? And how much pressure? Because, you know, this knowledge might come in handy someday.
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07-27-2004, 06:08 PM
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#2130
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of cialis, please
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You prefer 'ordered?'
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I think some things are better without words.
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