Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
starting?

Be fair. These two consistently have used larger words in their little West-Side-Story-style confrontations, and even if not always correctly so, their ambitions should be applauded.

[Gattigap]

Usually this kind of art is pretty simplistic, but this guy has some freaky talent. Sad, if he's really dedicating all his effort to something that washes away in the rain.



Carry on.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yes, tell life that Ironweak says "hello." That poor miserable bastard has been chained to his desk for years, toiling away in the billable hour mines, slaving for the man, and engaging in various other overwork cliches. His eyes are bloodshot and bulging from staring at the computer screen 18-20 hours a day, and his skin has taken on a sickly greenish pallor that comes from too much flourescent light. His neck has a permanent crick from cradling the phone between his ear and shoulder on endless conference calls with dozens of spiritless, robotic lawyers who prattle on as if their sole derivation of worth comes from sharing with the group their banal and uninspired observations. Yes, heavy is the life of Ironweak, and broken is his psyche. It is a miracle that any humor at all, even his black, twisted, and world-weary brand, manages to exist in the darkness that is his soul.

Better that he take up spinning?

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is it with you two anyway? You're starting to sound like Fringey and Hank. (sorry Fringey)
Y'all have a spat or something?

Fringey and Hank? Please. Fringey and Hank throw dry cat-poo at each other in the dirty sandbox of their petty indignations, never really intending to wound and secretly angling to bed each other.

On the other hand, Flower hates me with the evil passion of a thousand burning suns and will never rest until I am destroyed, utterly and completely, along with everything I stand for. But there can be only one victor in this cosmic death struggle, and his Götterdämmerung is closer than he suspects.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is it with you two anyway? You're starting to sound like Fringey and Hank. (sorry Fringey)
Y'all have a spat or something?

Speaking of which, Fringey and I are on a break, but if anyone should be speaking or otherwise corresponding with her and my name should happen to come up, please give her my regards.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
Fringey and Hank? Please. Fringey and Hank throw dry cat-poo at each other in the dirty sandbox of their petty indignations, never really intending to wound and secretly angling to bed each other.

On the other hand, Flower hates me with the evil passion of a thousand burning suns and will never rest until I am destroyed, utterly and completely, along with everything I stand for. But there can be only one victor in this cosmic death struggle, and his Götterdämmerung is closer than he suspects.

So you are going to take up spinning.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ironweed
Fringey and Hank? Please. Fringey and Hank throw dry cat-poo at each other in the dirty sandbox of their petty indignations, never really intending to wound and secretly angling to bed each other.

On the other hand, Flower hates me with the evil passion of a thousand burning suns and will never rest until I am destroyed, utterly and completely, along with everything I stand for. But there can be only one victor in this cosmic death struggle, and his Götterdämmerung is closer than he suspects.

See, NFH? Where else on this board will you see Wagner references? Who else would give you a reason to Google "Götterdämmerung" to add to your useless cultural knowledge? Why, it's only from following this battle royale that I learned all the different definitions of "narcissism."

Originally posted by Penske_Account
So you are going to take up spinning.

It gave Flower that tight ass.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
It gave Flower that tight ass.

Yes, and I expect that will be much to your Götterdämmerung's delite. NTTAWWT.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
See, NFH? Where else on this board will you see Wagner references? Who else would give you a reason to Google "Götterdämmerung" to add to your useless cultural knowledge? Why, it's only from following this battle royale that I learned all the different definitions of "narcissism."

Then why am I suddenly hearing the music from "Sprokets" in my head?


Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
It gave Flower that tight ass.

At first I thought this said, "I gave Flower that tight ass."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
It gave Flower that tight ass.

I would think you would be looking to loosen up your ass a bit, so that you might have some luck removing that pole.

[NotFromHere]

My boy Brad's "my divorce is finally final" party is officially October 2. I volunteer to be official lap sitter at this event.

LOS ANGELES - A judge has signed off on the divorce of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, but under California law, the former golden couple’s split won’t be official until Oct. 2, according to court records obtained Monday.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would think you would be looking to loosen up your ass a bit, so that you might have some luck removing that pole.

How does this work, exactly? I mean, the pole got in there somehow, shouldn't it be extractable? Or is this akin to the dog-knot situation? (Is that the term? Am I using it correctly?)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Gattigap
See, NFH? Where else on this board will you see Wagner references? Who else would give you a reason to Google "Götterdämmerung" to add to your useless cultural knowledge? Why, it's only from following this battle royale that I learned all the different definitions of "narcissism."

I sat through Götterdämmerung (oooh, umlauts! Rock me Amadeus!!) two years ago. Cheap seats. Good stuff.