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11-20-2003, 12:50 PM
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#2131
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't be afraid of your thirties, kid. Nobody will force you to buy a minivan and the house in the suburbs with that girl you've convinced yourself is "the one" despite the fact that she hasn't sucked you off since before the wedding. You'll want to do it. Really. Just like the frog who wants to stay in the nice, warm water ...
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And don't be afraid of that mini-van and the house in the 'burbs with the girl who is "the one".
Anyone want to talk more about kids?
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11-20-2003, 12:51 PM
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#2132
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane, your old lady jokes are about as tired as the order takers at NV Perricone's fulfillment center. Perhaps you could take the act to the discussion board populated by 22 year old supermodels who want nothing more than to blow midwestern lawyers while their roommates look on.
Don't be afraid of your thirties, kid. Nobody will force you to buy a minivan and the house in the suburbs with that girl you've convinced yourself is "the one" despite the fact that she hasn't sucked you off since before the wedding. You'll want to do it. Really. Just like the frog who wants to stay in the nice, warm water ...
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Three points, out of five. For full credit, you would have needed to talk about the way the 35 year old spinster comment was really about Paigow. |
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11-20-2003, 12:51 PM
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#2133
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Three points, out of five. For full credit, you would have needed to talk about the way the 35 year old spinster comment was really about Paigow.
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It was? You're fucking kidding me. Wow, I really whiffed on that one. |
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11-20-2003, 12:52 PM
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#2134
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was? You're fucking kidding me. Wow, I really whiffed on that one.
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No, actually, it was more of a 1. But your forlorn basketed dog stirs up the emotion in me, and I gave you a couple of mercy points. |
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11-20-2003, 12:53 PM
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#2135
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Didn't you invent stabbing? I mean seriously, I thought you came up with it. Or is it now so November 10, 2003?
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I believe the current (and timeless) term is "boning".
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11-20-2003, 12:53 PM
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#2136
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And don't be afraid of that mini-van and the house in the 'burbs with the girl who is "the one".
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I hear the minivan is convenient for a the wife-swapping parties that go on our there. Is that why they all have dvd players now?
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11-20-2003, 12:54 PM
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#2137
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by mmm3587
No, actually, it was more of a 1. But your forlorn basketed dog stirs up the emotion in me, and I gave you a couple of mercy points.
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If I earn enough mercy points can I redeem them for a pity stab? |
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11-20-2003, 12:55 PM
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#2138
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And don't be afraid of that mini-van and the house in the 'burbs with the girl who is "the one".
Anyone want to talk more about kids?
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Avoiding 'em? Sure. For example, results of a recent informal poll of drunken women on relying on guys to take the new male pill ranged from "are you fucking insane?" to "sure, if I force-feed it to him while he clutches his crotch in terror."
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11-20-2003, 12:55 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Porn!
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I like the cross-marketing possibilities. We should probably maintain superficial separation between the businesses, keeping the sex-toy shops a bit more wonder-bread for the middle-american mall set. But the films can feature product, and the shops can act as a retail distributor of videos.
Kids, I think we have a viable business plan. I've got an old friend who has a film production company that mainly does local commercials and in-house training videos - if we can find some out of work actors without performance anxiety and someone who can pretend to direct, I don't think we need to worry about scripts....
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I have an old friend who has an international sales/distribution company directed at B/straight to video stuff. Does a lot of back end financing, no pun intended, of films through pre-sales of rights (I'm not sure if that flies with porn)..................
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11-20-2003, 12:56 PM
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#2140
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hear the minivan is convenient for a the wife-swapping parties that go on our there. Is that why they all have dvd players now?
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Look, there are certain things a gentleman doesn't talk about.
But I just ask you all to remember, that back in the day, the coolest kid in the neighborhood always had a van. The rich kid without any friends had the sportscar. Remember?
Yeh.
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A wee dram a day!
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11-20-2003, 12:59 PM
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#2141
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I earn enough mercy points can I redeem them for a pity stab?
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Yes. Number of points necessary for redemption is on a sliding scale taking the position of Venus, alcohol consumed, your breasts, and the day of the week into account. |
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11-20-2003, 01:00 PM
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#2142
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
the discussion board populated by 22 year old supermodels who want nothing more than to blow midwestern lawyers while their roommates look on.
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Cite please.
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11-20-2003, 01:01 PM
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#2143
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alright, I'm going to have to defend myself here. We would NEVER eat Pizza Hut. This is Chicago. That's like walking into a party with hot 22-yr old co-eds and taking home the 35 yr. old spinster.
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Spinster? Does Sequels know you are a misogynist? I suggest you cut her loose bc otherwise she herself will be a 35 yo spinster if she continues to waste time with you. Poor thing.
I cannot banter with misogynists. Goodbye! |
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11-20-2003, 01:02 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot banter with misogynists. Goodbye!
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Wait. You banter with Slave all the time.
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11-20-2003, 01:04 PM
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#2145
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Affairs of the Sky
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot banter with misogynists. Goodbye!
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Bu-bye
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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