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10-22-2007, 02:06 PM
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I'm very very glad that I chose to go to LA this weekend to have wild animal sex instead of seeing that game in person.
I will say, though, that that game is a mini demonstration of what it's like to be a Houston fan. Team sucks beyond the telling. Team miraculously shows amazing promise and gets everyone excited that maybe, possibly, this is our year. Team crashes and burns more dramatically than anyone previously thought possible leaving a more crushing void in the soul than if they just merely sucked.
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You just spent two lines talking about wild animal sex and seven lines talking about a ball game. What the hell is with this board? I wanna talk about tv and sex -- do I need to come back after the World Series is over? Or the Superbowl?
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10-22-2007, 02:10 PM
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You just spent two lines talking about wild animal sex and seven lines talking about a ball game. What the hell is with this board? I wanna talk about tv and sex -- do I need to come back after the World Series is over? Or the Superbowl?
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I had wild animal sex on Friday, and did not watch any sports.
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10-22-2007, 02:13 PM
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I had wild animal sex on Friday, and did not watch any sports.
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With the guy who wakes you up in the middle of the night? did he wake you up in the middle of the night for seconds? what kind of animal would your say your sex most closely approximated?
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10-22-2007, 02:17 PM
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With the guy who wakes you up in the middle of the night? did he wake you up in the middle of the night for seconds? what kind of animal would your say your sex most closely approximated?
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OK, let's stay in the happier area. He did not spend the night, so did not wake me up in the middle of the night. I was in a happy, satiated fog for all of Saturday.
I don't watch TV, and there aren't really many animals fucking in my area of LA, and I did not grow up on a farm, so I really don't know what kind of animal. Some animal that is in a happy, satiated fog for a really long time post-sex.
Sex is awesome.
Any other questions? This is kind of perking me up. I was feeling unperky.
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10-22-2007, 02:20 PM
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Cool pic
Cool pic of the wildfires in LA.
![](http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/NaturalHazards/Archive/Oct2003/California.TMOA2003299.jpg)
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10-22-2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will say, though, that that game is a demonstration of what it's like to be a Houston fan in four quarters. Team sucks beyond the telling. Team miraculously shows amazing promise and gets everyone excited that maybe, possibly, this is our year, game, decade, quarter, whatever. Team crashes and burns more dramatically than anyone previously thought possible leaving a more crushing void in the soul than if they just merely sucked.
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Ty and I felt this way until 3 years ago.
Now are pants are crusty.
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10-22-2007, 02:24 PM
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You just spent two lines talking about wild animal sex and seven lines talking about a ball game. What the hell is with this board? I wanna talk about tv and sex -- do I need to come back after the World Series is over? Or the Superbowl?
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My new favorite show is the Next Great American band, or whatever it's called. There was a band with a 12yo drummer that was pretty good. And Sheila E had a lot of nerve getting up on stage to upstage the female percussionist in the Latin band - but I guess she's missing it more than she thought. Or thought the other girl sucked. The band from Ohio had a really good lead singer - too bad his band sucked so hard.
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10-22-2007, 02:27 PM
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OK, let's stay in the happier area. He did not spend the night, so did not wake me up in the middle of the night. I was in a happy, satiated fog for all of Saturday.
I don't watch TV, and there aren't really many animals fucking in my area of LA, and I did not grow up on a farm, so I really don't know what kind of animal. Some animal that is in a happy, satiated fog for a really long time post-sex.
Sex is awesome.
Any other questions? This is kind of perking me up. I was feeling unperky.
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I'm not sure what animal that is. I may have to spend some time doing research this afternoon. Happy-satiated-fog sex sounds better than animal sex -- I may start using that term instead.
You don't watch tv, but you do watch dvds. Is it worth renting the first few seasons of Entourage? I've never watched it but it's one of those shows that everybody talks about and I feel like I've been missing something.
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10-22-2007, 02:29 PM
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My new favorite show is the Next Great American band, or whatever it's called. There was a band with a 12yo drummer that was pretty good. And Sheila E had a lot of nerve getting up on stage to upstage the female percussionist in the Latin band - but I guess she's missing it more than she thought. Or thought the other girl sucked. The band from Ohio had a really good lead singer - too bad his band sucked so hard.
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Hasn't this already been done a million times? (not that that means anything in the world of reality tv). What station is it on? Is there interpersonal drama? I like my reality crap shows to have interpersonal drama.
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10-22-2007, 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm not sure what animal that is. I may have to spend some time doing research this afternoon. Happy-satiated-fog sex sounds better than animal sex -- I may start using that term instead.
You don't watch tv, but you do watch dvds. Is it worth renting the first few seasons of Entourage? I've never watched it but it's one of those shows that everybody talks about and I feel like I've been missing something.
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I have liked the first two or three seasons of Entourage.
I am in a happy satiated fog after wild animal sex. Like the calm after the storm. A happy, satiated foggy calm.
I have the first disc of Season 1 of Friday Night Lights. Should I watch?
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10-22-2007, 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Any other questions? This is kind of perking me up. I was feeling unperky.
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Was it with the guy that you texted on Friday? Any cake?*
*sorry if you answered this one already.
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10-22-2007, 02:34 PM
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Was it with the guy that you texted on Friday? Any cake?*
*sorry if you answered this one already.
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Yes. No. I did not have any cake-type items at all this weekend, in fact.
ETA in a sort of amusing, uh, whatever, he had IM-ed me on Thurs night after I went to bed, and I didn't see it until after I IM-ed him on Friday morning. I think he thought my "come over and fuck my brains out" message was in response to his message, but it was not.
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10-22-2007, 02:36 PM
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I have liked the first two or three seasons of Entourage.
I am in a happy satiated fog after wild animal sex. Like the calm after the storm. A happy, satiated foggy calm.
I have the first disc of Season 1 of Friday Night Lights. Should I watch?
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I only saw two episodes so I can't give advice on that one.
RT, you are a big BG fan, right? As a fan, would you rather receive a box set of the previous seasons for Christmas this year or wait until the entire series is over and just get whatever boxed set eventually comes out with all the seasons?
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10-22-2007, 02:42 PM
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Speaking of which, I am having a big problem. So on Saturday we get together and have more wild animal sex until the wee hours, plus actually go out of my apartment to eat, which is a first. A very good time. Things are good.
Then this morning, I see him when I'm walking to the subway from the gym and he's walking to the gym and he comes over and we start talking, or rather, he says something and I just stand there looking like a deer in headlights and feeling like I'm going to vomit because he's so hot. This is happening all the time now. When I'm alone with him and we can actually make out and whatever, I feel fine. When I can't do that, I get all tongue-tied and feel like 14-yo gwinky with big glasses and braces and bad hair who doesn't know what to do because a boy is talking to her. I know I am not cool, but I have not felt this uncool in years. It's pissing me off.
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That is kind of an interesting reaction, given that you and he have done the whole sex that leaves you and your partner in a happy satiat. . . satie. . . uh, satisfied fog thingy.
I have to say that I know well the feeling of which you speak (well, not technically, because I never had big glasses, and I was never a 14-yp gwinky but work with me here). It's called a huge fucking massive crush here in Not Bobland, but I only recall suffering from it when I never exchanged sweet nothings with the object of my desire, never murmered "I'm really not that hungry for food" into her ear.
So. This is a puzzler. Sorry to be Not Helpful, but I am pondering. Perhaps a "Eureka!" moment will arrive. At any rate, in the meantime, make arrangements to only see him if you get a chance to pitch woo.
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10-22-2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Hasn't this already been done a million times? (not that that means anything in the world of reality tv). What station is it on? Is there interpersonal drama? I like my reality crap shows to have interpersonal drama.
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It's on Fox, brought to you by the same gazillionaires that brought you American Idol and American's got talent. The judges are not as vicious as Simon and the gang, but the premise is any band, any age, any style music. And for some reason, auditions were in the Las Vegas desert in 110 degree heat. I think they were hoping for someone to die. But still, some of the bands are very good and I like live music. So, not a lot of interpersonal drama yet - except for the Ohio band where the lead singer was hot and good, and his backup band was a pile of crap and he kind of got all arrogant on their asses when the judges gave them 1 more chance to be better.
eta - good god the official page is on myspace.
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