Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

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I can't believe Erika lost HOH and uglyman won because the tie break question had a fucking Price Is Right closest without going over rule. Erika's off by 6 hours, Robert is off by 600, and Robert wins. It's a cruel world.

Erika better win that veto, or she's going to be kicking herself whenever she thinks of that asshole driving his Carrera to his job at 7-11 after blowing the rest of the dough on stuff other than his kid.

I can't believe I even care. Back to billpay.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

http://www.salon.com/business/wire/2...irs/index.html[IRS employees give wrong answers about 1/2 the time]

New matter opportunity for ... class action lawyers?

No, luck for pony. 26 cfr 601.201(k)

[ias_39]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

No contest. Worse to be stuck with the head. Whatever they say about retrograde amnesia and the guillotine, I would never shake the thought that he was conscious for three minutes in there with me, and I don't like throwing up in front of other people. It's just a thing I have.

(Even doctors.)

You've seen Exorcist III too many times.

Priest possessed by the Devil:

"A decapitated head can continue to see for approximately twenty seconds. So when I have one that's gawking, I always hold it up, so that it can see its body. It's a little extra I throw in for no added charge. I must admit it makes me chuckle every time."

[ias_39]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Second, I believe the articles debunking their existence.

Ye of little faith. Try asking the SJ's office for the box they showed Brennan that made him turn white, then red, then white

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Has anyone ever actually seen a snuff film?

I saw Coming to America. That should count.

[ias_39]

today's Journal reports:

Howard Dananberg's Insolia Invisible Comfort System in Amalfi brand heels.
Taryn Rose has a patented arch design.
Stuart Weitzman's fall styles will for the first time contain a material used in sneakers that conforms to the shape of the feet.
Nine West Group Inc. is expanding comfort features into heels.

However, foot experts say creating a really comfortable heel that's higher than about 2 inches is next to impossible. High heels transfer weight to the ball of the foot and constrict toes in small, pointy spaces, leading to foot deformities such as corns, bunions, pinched nerves, claw toes, stress fractures and ingrown toenails.

Shoes your humble correspondent brc might test on behalf of her readers. I imagine PLF would be particularly appreciative. It can't be easy for a guy with feet that big and hairy to find comfortable heels for cross-dressing.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by bilmore

>>in response to the Attican Demimonde asking if anyone had seen a snuff film:

I saw Coming to America. That should count.

If you're going to change the subject to bad movies, this list isn't a bad start. I'd add "nuns on the run" I'd also caveat that some of the movies on the list have a good scene or two, like in "Jason Takes Manhattan" Jason looking up at the hockey billboard with a goalie mask subtitled, "Meet the competition" or his pacifying some street punks simply by lifting his mask or being asked for his best shot by a boxer and knocking off the boxer's head. Actually, in retrospect, that movie wasn't that bad at all, off the list it goes.

Title
1 Gigli (2003) 1.5 (4042 votes)
2 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 1.5 (2757 votes)
3 Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.6 (4757 votes)
4 Future War (1995) 1.7 (827 votes)
5 Space Mutiny (1988) 1.7 (1063 votes)
6 Eegah (1962) 1.8 (702 votes)
7 Hobgoblins (1987) 1.8 (1443 votes)
8 Troll 2 (1990) 1.8 (1125 votes)
9 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1.8 (912 votes)
10 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.9 (1763 votes)
11 Going Overboard (1989) 2.0 (703 votes)
12 Werewolf (1996) 2.1 (694 votes)
13 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.2 (3648 votes)
14 Glitter (2001) 2.2 (3240 votes)
15 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.2 (1251 votes)
16 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2.2 (718 votes)
17 Kazaam (1996) 2.3 (2070 votes)
18 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.3 (1684 votes)
19 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.4 (10403 votes)
20 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.4 (1675 votes)
21 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.4 (1940 votes)
22 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.4 (1493 votes)
23 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1748 votes)
24 Mitchell (1975) 2.6 (905 votes)
25 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2.6 (938 votes)
26 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.6 (3444 votes)
27 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.6 (819 votes)
28 Bolero (1984) 2.6 (957 votes)
29 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) 2.7 (917 votes)
30 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (2940 votes)
31 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.7 (1444 votes)
32 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.7 (1503 votes)
33 Vercingétorix (2001) 2.7 (832 votes)
34 Captain America (1991) 2.8 (813 votes)
35 Steel (1997) 2.8 (916 votes)
36 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (3473 votes)
37 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.8 (749 votes)
38 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.8 (838 votes)
39 Rollerball (2002) 2.9 (3012 votes)
40 Ringmaster (1998) 2.9 (993 votes)
41 Problem Child 2 (1991) 2.9 (2215 votes)
42 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 3.0 (1940 votes)
43 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (926 votes)
44 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1155 votes)
45 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (4926 votes)
46 Mr. Nanny (1993) 3.1 (780 votes)
47 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3494 votes)
48 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (4173 votes)
49 Jaws 3-D (1983) 3.1 (3303 votes)
50 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.1 (3628 votes)
51 Double Dragon (1994) 3.2 (746 votes)
52 Crossroads (2002) 3.2 (5170 votes)
53 Barb Wire (1996) 3.2 (3534 votes)
54 Bats (1999/I) 3.3 (1923 votes)
55 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.3 (4171 votes)
56 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.3 (2134 votes)
57 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.3 (2686 votes)
58 Mr. Magoo (1997) 3.3 (1606 votes)
59 Iron Eagle II (1988) 3.3 (736 votes)
60 Mac and Me (1988) 3.3 (699 votes)
61 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.3 (869 votes)
62 Best Defense (1984) 3.3 (901 votes)
63 FearDotCom (2002) 3.3 (2335 votes)
64 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 3.3 (8762 votes)
65 Grease 2 (1982) 3.3 (3682 votes)
66 Glen or Glenda (1953) 3.3 (928 votes)
67 Kangaroo Jack (2003) 3.3 (1827 votes)
68 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.3 (3783 votes)
69 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.3 (2306 votes)
70 Ticker (2001) 3.4 (917 votes)
71 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) 3.4 (1811 votes)
72 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 3.4 (6887 votes)
73 Mangler, The (1995) 3.4 (662 votes)
74 Mr. Wrong (1996) 3.4 (1164 votes)
75 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (8147 votes)
76 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.4 (1761 votes)
77 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 3.4 (5071 votes)
78 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 3.4 (1371 votes)
79 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1281 votes)
80 Caddyshack II (1988) 3.4 (2790 votes)
81 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.5 (5216 votes)
82 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (3034 votes)
83 Omega Code, The (1999) 3.5 (1510 votes)
84 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 3.5 (2571 votes)
85 McHale's Navy (1997) 3.5 (1137 votes)
86 Nothing But Trouble (1991) 3.5 (2582 votes)
87 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (1965 votes)
88 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 3.5 (2408 votes)
89 Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) 3.5 (1278 votes)
90 Endless Love (1981) 3.5 (754 votes)
91 Gone Fishin' (1997) 3.6 (1201 votes)
92 Pet Sematary II (1992) 3.6 (1267 votes)
93 Dudley Do-Right (1999) 3.6 (1107 votes)
94 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) 3.6 (948 votes)
95 Stupids, The (1996) 3.6 (989 votes)
96 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (20304 votes)
97 Leprechaun (1993) 3.6 (1431 votes)
98 Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) 3.6 (1201 votes)
99 On Deadly Ground (1994) 3.6 (2339 votes)
100 Look Who's Talking Now (1993) 3.6 (2538 votes)

edited because, dammit, rp can't have all the fun

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does the video of me and that chick who was "bored to death" count?

Forget buger, you are Bilmore in 25 years.

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Anyone ever been to Burning Man? (spree: article with links to pictures that might not be what you want on your screen when that partner storms in, but the article is OK) Should I regret that I've always been doing something else, or should I continue to feel cooler than the hipsters that flock to the playa?

I havent but numerous friends have, including the gay best friend from high school who just got back yesterday. I can ask him any questions you have. So far I know there were copious amounts of drugs and hair color involved, and I think a fluorescent orange tutu that he had custom made. I am working on getting a picture from him of it.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Several GA's kicked around the idea of going this year - and we all sort of decided we would only do it if we rented a Winnebago.

And that sort of kills the whole point, no?

not7yS

Um, don't you have any real friends?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
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I can't believe Erika lost HOH and uglyman won because the tie break question had a fucking Price Is Right closest without going over rule. Erika's off by 6 hours, Robert is off by 600, and Robert wins. It's a cruel world.

Erika better win that veto, or she's going to be kicking herself whenever she thinks of that asshole driving his Carrera to his job at 7-11 after blowing the rest of the dough on stuff other than his kid.

I can't believe I even care. Back to billpay.

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This does not bode well for the nonassholes, of whom only Erika is left. She is nomnated as is the sumo wrestler. Hopefully there will be another veto competition left (didnt they end early last year? ) Please let Erika win. Then she taks herself off and the bulldog goes up. who would erika save? Fatty McAllthat or the bulldog? Fucking robert is disgusting. I cant believe he didnt even mention putting some money away for his poor doomed child. Hopefully that Bitches, Sluts and Whores comment will make its way to the ladies and whoever goes against him wins.

If Erika is out I think I may have to stop watching. I cant bear to se someone who thinks of women that way, or someone who pronounces brie as "bry" or someone who doesnt date within her own race, thinks she is hot when she isnt and has squandered 10K on shoes to win. Go Boobjob Lady!

[ias_39]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

<re perfect chest hair think> champagne glass

Apropos of perfect chest hair, Sean Connery gets Esquire's vote.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ias_39
Originally posted by paigowprincess



Apropos of perfect chest hair, Sean Connery gets Esquire's vote.

Ugh. Chimp thatch.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Forget buger, you are Bilmore in 25 years.

Kill me now.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just true stories involving actual gore. Difference between Return of the Living Dead and a snuff film.

Thank you ncs for turning an innocent, tasteful discussion about severed heads into one about snuff films. And while we're on snuff films, let's not forget snuff music.

Copenhagen
Robert Earl Keen

Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.

Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!

Chorus:

The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.