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09-04-2003, 11:12 AM
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#21451
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thank you ncs for turning an innocent, tasteful discussion about severed heads into one about snuff films. And while we're on snuff films, let's not forget snuff music.
Copenhagen
Robert Earl Keen
Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.
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Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!
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The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.
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That brings me back to college...good stuff.
It's depressing that I've quit all of my wonderful vices. Booze and strippering are all I have left. God I miss smoking...
It may be time to reintroduce some recreational drugs to me...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-04-2003, 11:18 AM
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#21452
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Camp or Death
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
BTW, I saw "Faces of Death" at debate camp,* and even my 15 year old self knew it was a crock of shit.
I look at my post count, and am ashamed.
*Fuck you. You all went, too.
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I actually saw all of the Faces of Death films -- I can't believe that I am the only one, I thought everyone had seen at least one. Some of it is most definitely fake but a lot is just swiped news footage and independent video that they won't show on TV -- like they will show the car crash but not the burned bodies sticking out of the windshield on TV but you get it on FoD. The dude in the electric chair is nifty, real or not. Most of FoD is just *yawn* unless you are a 12 year old boy.
I never went to sleepaway camp. Absolutely refused to and folks thought it was kinda silly anyway. To this day I get distressed at the idea of spending a night away from home -- can't sleep or "potty" when anywhere but home. We had daytime hockey camp which was way cooler. You got to spend the day playing hockey and then go home to "potty" and sleep -- schweet.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-04-2003, 11:21 AM
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#21453
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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B(ob)B(arker)4?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
someone who doesnt date within her own race
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How dare she! Off with her head!
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-04-2003, 11:24 AM
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#21454
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prodigal poster
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Bilmore of the Day award
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Kill me now.
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You should hope to be as cool as he was at your age.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-04-2003, 11:26 AM
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#21455
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B(ob)B(arker)4?
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Originally posted by evenodds
How dare she! Off with her head!
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Yeah, don't you know it's hip to date outside your race nowadays?
It's like rebelling for the sake of rebellion.
Isn't it sardonic?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-04-2003, 11:27 AM
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#21456
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That brings me back to college...good stuff.
It's depressing that I've quit all of my wonderful vices. Booze and strippering are all I have left. God I miss smoking...
It may be time to reintroduce some recreational drugs to me...
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Coltrane, you need a vacation. One with culture and art and stuff. I think you should visit the Van Gogh museum. If you have time left over, well, I'm sure you'll find something to do.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-04-2003, 11:27 AM
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#21457
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Cake or Death
Speaking of Eddie Izzard, he has a new dvd premiering in the fall. I am not sure what it is called, but my father pre-ordered it for me from Amazon. You can do the same using our link.
Even(sales pitch and serial posting completed.)Odds
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-04-2003, 11:27 AM
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#21458
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Bilmore of the Day award
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Originally posted by evenodds
You should hope to be as cool as he was at your age.
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I meant "kill me now" in an endearing way.
Edited to add that Bilmore the person seems pretty cool (or as cool as a Republican can be).
But my version of "No Exit" would have me in a McMansion in the suburbs with 3 kids driving a suburban taking the little fuckers to some theme park, NTTAWWT.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 09-04-2003 at 11:38 AM..
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09-04-2003, 11:31 AM
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#21459
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bilmore of the Day award
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I meant "kill me now" in an endearing way.
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Much like "It's like rebelling for the sake of rebellion."
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-04-2003, 11:31 AM
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#21460
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Bilmore of the Day award
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Forget buger, you are Bilmore in 25 years.
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I was Billmore's Inner Conscience. How does that affect my future Billmorian (Billmorite?) status?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-04-2003, 11:32 AM
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#21461
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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QE
lawsuit!
After two episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Culture Guy Blair Boone was replaced by Jai Rodriguez. Now Blair is suing producers for $105,000, or the "$3,000-per-episode for a 'full production year' of 35 episodes" he would have received, the New York Post reports. His lawyer tells the Post "the show offered 'a little bit' of money for Boone to 'go away' before he filed suit in U.S. District Court." Earlier, producers replaced Culture Guy James Hannaham, who was featured in the unaired pilot; he wrote about his experience.
Also, thanks e/o for the 411 on the executive transvestite!
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09-04-2003, 11:37 AM
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#21462
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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B(ob)B(arker)4?
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Originally posted by evenodds
How dare she! Off with her head!
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Speaking of dating outside of one's race category, Lance is now available and outside all of y'all's race category, n.o. (=no offense, new acronymn of the week).
http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...v=ap&type=lgns
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-04-2003, 11:41 AM
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#21463
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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I am diverse enough to read about more than hockey and baseball
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/hruby/030...rtnersite=espn
Article about bad pro tennis fashion statements. Pics included.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-04-2003, 11:42 AM
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#21464
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Coltrane, you need a vacation. One with culture and art and stuff. I think you should visit the Van Gogh museum. If you have time left over, well, I'm sure you'll find something to do.
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Last time I was there, it was closed (1999?). I felt like I was at the entrance to WallyWorld. "Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose out front should have told you."
But that was probably b/c of the spacecakes.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-04-2003, 11:43 AM
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#21465
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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B(ob)B(arker)4?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cant bear to se someone who . . . doesnt date within her own race . . .
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