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11-16-2004, 12:54 PM
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#2146
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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WTF???????
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK???
How the hell did that happen???????????
I think I need a paper bag to breathe into.
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I look forward to the many contributions to the recipe board.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-16-2004, 01:01 PM
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#2147
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WTF???????
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I look forward to the many contributions to the recipe board.
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I am not cooking this year.
Shocking, I know, given my reputation of all-around domestic goddess.
I am glad I am not sunny, b/c my hands and wrists hurt from painting and I think I would be unable to give a hand job if my life depended on it.
ETA if someone would bring me a small (but not THAT small) bowl of whatever they use to fill the chocolate croissants at Starbucks, I would appreciate it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 11-16-2004 at 01:06 PM..
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11-16-2004, 01:17 PM
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#2148
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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WTF???????
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK???
How the hell did that happen???????????
I think I need a paper bag to breathe into.
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Are you serving pompano Pontchartrain en papillotte? Word of advice: don't eat the bag.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-16-2004 at 01:20 PM..
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11-16-2004, 01:19 PM
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#2149
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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And here I thought her 15 minutes were up.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That bra looks scratchy and uncomfortable. And any matching other underthings would probably be even more scratchy and uncomfortable.
I want chocolate.
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What's that word for book deals that never sell enough copies to cover the advance? Does the author have to pay back a portion of the advance in that situation? |
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11-16-2004, 01:20 PM
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#2150
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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This has absolutely nothing to do with the size of Matt Hasselbeck's penis
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Originally posted by Fugee
Norwegian Bachelor Farmer.
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That really only applies to manspinsters from the upper Midwest.
Coot, maybe?
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11-16-2004, 01:24 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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And here I thought her 15 minutes were up.
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Originally posted by mmm3587
What's that word for book deals that never sell enough copies to cover the advance?
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Painful, Agonizing Failure
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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11-16-2004, 01:27 PM
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#2152
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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And here I thought her 15 minutes were up.
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Does the author have to pay back a portion of the advance in that situation?
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Usually not, but it depends on the contract.
"Guarantee" would be a better term than "advance" |
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11-16-2004, 01:27 PM
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#2153
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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And here I thought her 15 minutes were up.
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Originally posted by mmm3587
What's that word for book deals that never sell enough copies to cover the advance? Does the author have to pay back a portion of the advance in that situation?
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a) failure
b) not unless its a special imprint being funded by the author. |
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11-16-2004, 01:34 PM
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#2154
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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WTF???????
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am not cooking this year.
Shocking, I know, given my reputation of all-around domestic goddess.
I am glad I am not sunny, b/c my hands and wrists hurt from painting and I think I would be unable to give a hand job if my life depended on it.
ETA if someone would bring me a small (but not THAT small) bowl of whatever they use to fill the chocolate croissants at Starbucks, I would appreciate it.
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Dammit. I'm not cooking either. I was hoping for an invite to the newly painted place. Probably just as well, since you didn't hire a hot guy to paint the place and paint fumes give me a raging headache.
So, how did it turn out?
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11-16-2004, 01:36 PM
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#2155
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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WTF???????
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dammit. I'm not cooking either. I was hoping for an invite to the newly painted place. Probably just as well, since you didn't hire a hot guy to paint the place and paint fumes give me a raging headache.
So, how did it turn out?
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It's not done. It's going well. I'm really sick of paint.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-16-2004, 01:41 PM
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#2156
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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For the FB Guys
Car (not the girl) for sale on Ebay.
- Certified Preowned Loaded V-12 BMW 750iL in excellent condition, low mileage, aerospace engineer owned, garage kept, dealer maintained and still under warantee. Recently serviced with new tires, new brakes, navigation, clear corner lights and M-Parallel chrome wheels. Home remodel forces sale, my loss is your gain. If you agree with me that the new 7 series looks like a Maxima then this is your chance to own the best example of an e38 body style you will ever find. Originally priced at over $92,000! Before I owned this car I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now, I am dating a beautiful Russian model. No more Star Trek conventions and Dungeon's and Dragons for me!
Wonder if the Russian chick will leave him after the auction.
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11-16-2004, 01:43 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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WTF???????
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not done. It's going well. I'm really sick of paint.
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Then what you're saying is that it's going about as well as can be expected.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-16-2004, 01:50 PM
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#2158
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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WTF???????
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not done. It's going well. I'm really sick of paint.
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There's still time to hire a guy. How about this one?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 11-16-2004 at 01:54 PM..
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11-16-2004, 01:50 PM
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#2159
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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WTF???????
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not done. It's going well. I'm really sick of paint.
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You have much work left to do.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-16-2004, 02:09 PM
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#2160
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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of relationships and movies
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
old skool str8 post re: six (or two) degrees of separation between him and someone maybe kinda sorta famous
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Okay, I'll admit it. I missed you.
eta: p.s., I once stood at a line of urinals with David Manning.
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