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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Ty and I felt this way until 3 years ago.

Now are pants are crusty.

I would just like to clarify that Burger and I don't usually share our pants. Carry on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I would just like to clarify that Burger and I don't usually share our pants. Carry on.

But you do sometimes? Please give more details. This could affect my crush on Burger.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But you do sometimes? Please give more details. This could affect my crush on Burger.

I tried to make it clear that the answer is never. I would have though it was clear from my use of a homynym instead of a possessive pronoun.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


eta - good god the official page is on myspace.

Doesn't fox own myspace? Is myspace fair and balanced yet?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Doesn't fox own myspace? Is myspace fair and balanced yet?

Technically News Corp owns both MySpace and Fox, so they are sister companies.

National Geographic is part of Fox -- weird, no? Not at all unfair and unbalanced, as far as I can tell. Of course, I don't watch TV.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I tried to make it clear that the answer is never. I would have though it was clear from my use of a homynym instead of a possessive pronoun.

These fancy words are confusing.

Friday night text-guy (uh, just to be clear, this is ENTIRELY NOT THE SAME PERSON as who I had dinner with, which dinner was not a date or anything, but for some reason the non-existent possibility of confusion is skeeving me out) liked the abundance of mirrored closet doors in my bedroom and whatever it was that allowed relaxation of my throat muscles.

Yeah, fine, I am shameless in trying to move the conversation back to sex that doesn't involve crunchy shared trousers.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But you do sometimes? Please give more details. This could affect my crush on Burger.

If Burger ever wants to borrow my pants, and promises to return them in good condition, I certainly will entertain the thought of lending them to him, especially if he asks on a no-pants day in my office.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If Burger ever wants to borrow my pants, and promises to return them in good condition, I certainly will entertain the thought of lending them to him, especially if he asks on a no-pants day in my office.

It just hit me that the fast food restaurants on the Simpsons and Spongebob both have "Krusty" in the title. How did I not pick up on this earlier? Is there something inherently funny about the word "Krusty"?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, let's stay in the happier area. He did not spend the night, so did not wake me up in the middle of the night. I was in a happy, satiated fog for all of Saturday.

I don't watch TV, and there aren't really many animals fucking in my area of LA, and I did not grow up on a farm, so I really don't know what kind of animal. Some animal that is in a happy, satiated fog for a really long time post-sex.

Sex is awesome.

Any other questions? This is kind of perking me up. I was feeling unperky.

praying mantis?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If Burger ever wants to borrow my pants, and promises to return them in good condition, I certainly will entertain the thought of lending them to him, especially if he asks on a no-pants day in my office.

I'm getting a really different vibe from you than from Burger on this topic. Do I need to warn you off my corner?

[Not Bob]

I think that this would make a most excellent avatar, punk.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I was just in the lobby of my building and I saw an unusual outfit. This woman with ginormous boobs was wearing a little teeny tank top with "chocolate pudding" spelled along the boob part, and then a very conservative below-the-knee straight boring black skirt and conservative shoes. She also had long poufy red hair.

It was like all boring business for the bottom half, and party for the top half. And chocolate pudding? What does that mean? Fwiw, she was possibly whiter than I am.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was just in the lobby of my building and I saw an unusual outfit. This woman with ginormous boobs was wearing a little teeny tank top with "chocolate pudding" spelled along the boob part, and then a very conservative below-the-knee straight boring black skirt and conservative shoes. She also had long poufy red hair.

It was like all boring business for the bottom half, and party for the top half. And chocolate pudding? What does that mean? Fwiw, she was possibly whiter than I am.

goodwill wardrobe? or varicose veins?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
That is kind of an interesting reaction, given that you and he have done the whole sex that leaves you and your partner in a happy satiat. . . satie. . . uh, satisfied fog thingy.

I have to say that I know well the feeling of which you speak (well, not technically, because I never had big glasses, and I was never a 14-yp gwinky but work with me here). It's called a huge fucking massive crush here in Not Bobland, but I only recall suffering from it when I never exchanged sweet nothings with the object of my desire, never murmered "I'm really not that hungry for food" into her ear.

So. This is a puzzler. Sorry to be Not Helpful, but I am pondering. Perhaps a "Eureka!" moment will arrive. At any rate, in the meantime, make arrangements to only see him if you get a chance to pitch woo.

translation: GWNC, i really like your hair-do!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm not sure what animal that is.

Less tender foreplay. More rutting.