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09-04-2003, 05:24 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ok, so, if you have a party at which you and your colleagues run around nude here are a couple of pieces of advice.
1. Do not invite your much younger, coworker, who at the time was your employee.
1(a) The younger coworker will wisely refuse
2. Do not take pictures
3. If you do take pictures, do not put them on the Internet
3a Do not bring pictures to work and forget to remove the nude pictures
5. If you do put your pictures on the Internet make sure you don't let anyone at work know you did so.
Just my thoughts for the day.
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09-04-2003, 05:24 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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six of one, half dozen the other, tell that to the captain's brother
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mr. Secretary: Perhaps, but my balls sure are sweaty.
"Our lawyers know what they're doing. They're not afraid to take on a midsized African country."
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Yay! I posted something that made it into the lizard's sig line! |
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09-04-2003, 05:33 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Ho-wear
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Originally posted by purse junkie
But kids could wear those strappy tanks when I was little precisely because it was widely understood there was nothing sexual about it. Now the message is definitely tartier.
Recently, I saw a barely-pubescent middle schooler wearing a "Playboy" tank top, and badly wanted to beat the shit out of the stupid subservient little tool and her stupid subservient tool of a mom. Why not just drop her out of school and sell her to a pimp right now?
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That's another thing. One of the hottest selling items in the junior section of most department stores is the Playboy clothing. Any mom/dad that would let their daughter run around in playboy wear is sick in the head. It's not "cute" it's clothing promoting a business that's run by a 70 year old dinosaur in love with himself so much that he said "OK, lets make some bunny wear in junior sizes."
Edited to add that if Hef said that he'd probably add, "only skank it up a bit so we'll sell more."
Last edited by NotFromHere; 09-04-2003 at 05:36 PM..
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09-04-2003, 05:34 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok, so, if you have a party at which you and your colleagues run around nude here are a couple of pieces of advice.
1. Do not invite your much younger, coworker, who at the time was your employee.
1(a) The younger coworker will wisely refuse
2. Do not take pictures
3. If you do take pictures, do not put them on the Internet
3a Do not bring pictures to work and forget to remove the nude pictures
5. If you do put your pictures on the Internet make sure you don't let anyone at work know you did so.
Just my thoughts for the day.
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You post such a thing without a link? |
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09-04-2003, 05:34 PM
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#21605
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok, so, if you have a party at which you and your colleagues run around nude here are a couple of pieces of advice.
1. Do not invite your much younger, coworker, who at the time was your employee.
1(a) The younger coworker will wisely refuse
2. Do not take pictures
3. If you do take pictures, do not put them on the Internet
3a Do not bring pictures to work and forget to remove the nude pictures
5. If you do put your pictures on the Internet make sure you don't let anyone at work know you did so.
Just my thoughts for the day.
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ACK! Were there partners involved?
Because just the thought of that is making me queasy. |
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09-04-2003, 05:37 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Ho-wear
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Recently, I saw a barely-pubescent middle schooler wearing a "Playboy" tank top, and badly wanted to beat the shit out of the stupid subservient little tool and her stupid subservient tool of a mom. Why not just drop her out of school and sell her to a pimp right now?
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On my last trip to the galleria, someplace other than Hot Topic was selling a tank top that said "Lolita." I bought one for each Olsen twin.
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09-04-2003, 05:39 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACK! Were there partners involved?
Because just the thought of that is making me queasy.
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Somewhere, a plaintiff's employment lawyer is popping a bottle of champagne. Someone at that office must've been offended!
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09-04-2003, 05:39 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Ho-wear
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Recently, I saw a barely-pubescent middle schooler wearing a "Playboy" tank top, and badly wanted to beat the shit out of the stupid subservient little tool and her stupid subservient tool of a mom. Why not just drop her out of school and sell her to a pimp right now?
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Direct your anger at the geniuses who started marketing "Porn Star" branded clothing to the same crowd about three years ago. These people should be pummelled toothless, and then forced to fight the young girls' absentee parents to the death.
Confidential to PLF: Save it. I know you're worried, but I don't want your mix tape, unless it's from the heart --- that is, it starts and ends with Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" and has "Forever Young" somewhere in between. Only that will crack my emotional armor and get you to the squishy insides. |
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09-04-2003, 05:41 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Lance Armstrong
I know this was mentioned earlier, but now that Lance is going to be a single man, any interest in him? Would having a relationship with arguably one of the finest athletes in the world be so bad? Would it suck to be a bike widow? Free trip to France every year?
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09-04-2003, 05:44 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
You post such a thing without a link?
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There is no link to post, as this event happened several years ago. I had forgotten about it and was reminded of it over lunch. It amused me so I thought I would share.
Apparently, since I was the much younger, innocent coworker in question, I was able to fill in some blanks people had wondered about.
You see what happened is the person came back to work after this party, at which apparently, much nudity happened. She had a card and gave it to me and another lesbian in the office (the person who had the party is a lesbian too, it was a party of women only.) On the card was a link to the web site she had created.
Before I knew what the site led to (I hadn't looked at it yet) I left the card on my desk. Someone saw it. Rest is history.
But also, I learned today, apparently she brought in some photos and shared them with a male member of the office, who came across some nude photos. As far as we know, she didn't realize they were there.
And to answer the other question, yes, partner level, or what would pass for one where I work. We don't have partners per se. |
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09-04-2003, 05:46 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Lance Armstrong
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I know this was mentioned earlier, but now that Lance is going to be a single man, any interest in him? Would having a relationship with arguably one of the finest athletes in the world be so bad? Would it suck to be a bike widow? Free trip to France every year?
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Yes. It would suck . . . the man weighs his food. Cyclists are geeky and obsessive and Lance is their king.
Also, and I hate to say this, there have been strong rumors of adultery here in town.
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09-04-2003, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Dick Size
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh dear lord another Clamato fan. I've had a glass or two with a couple who loves it. It's advertised on billboards on the south side of Chicago...
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Blech. Must be an East Coast thing... You folks will eat or drink anything out of the ocean, won't you??
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Yes, those Chicagoans are known for their love of the ocean. That's why they live so close to it.
Clamato gets advertised on billboards around here, but it's in spanish and I don't speak spanish so I don't know what they are saying is so great about it. |
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09-04-2003, 05:48 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Somewhere, a plaintiff's employment lawyer is popping a bottle of champagne. Someone at that office must've been offended!
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I was more offended the night I had to share a hotel room at a conference and she decided it was ok to change in front of me, taking off her shirt casually while we were talking. Facing me, and, of course, no bra. |
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09-04-2003, 05:48 PM
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Lance Armstrong
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Yes. It would suck . . . the man weighs his food. Cyclists are geeky and obsessive and Lance is their king.
Also, and I hate to say this, there have been strong rumors of adultery here in town.
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YOU HOMEWRECKING WHORE! And with a white man no less. |
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09-04-2003, 05:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Lance Armstrong
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Also, and I hate to say this, there have been strong rumors of adultery here in town.
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Of him cheating or of her cheating? Or both? |
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