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dtb · 09-04-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I would consider it entirely appropriate to throw up at work (... never in the morning so no one says "pregnant mommy-tracker").

Two things:

1. Morning sickness is a misnomer -- pregnancy related vomiting can happen at any moment of the day (or night). Which brings me to my second point:

2. "Pregnant mommy-tracker" or "Pregnant non-mommy-tracker", there is simply no holding down hormone-related vomit. I suppose you could always just do it in your trash can if you're really that concerned that those you work with would illegally discriminate against you for being pregnant (which I believe is what you were implying with that statement, but YMMV, FWIW). Oh, and NTTAWWT.

Connect_the_Dots · 09-04-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I don't want your mix tape, unless [it] has "Forever Young" somewhere in between. Only that will crack my emotional armor and get you to the squishy insides.

Ummm. Dude. You just admitted that you like Alphaville--in public. Seriously. That is some fucked up shit right there. Not only that, you admitted that Alphaville makes you emotional.

Don't you have like a sensitive-person support group for people who love the earth thing to go to or something.

C(Foreeeeever Young, I want to beeeee Forever Young...)tD

NotFromHere · 09-04-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Yes. It would suck . . . the man weighs his food. Cyclists are geeky and obsessive and Lance is their king.

Also, and I hate to say this, there have been strong rumors of adultery here in town.

Yeah, but think of the stamina.

So, I didn't know you had to be obsessive/compulsive to be a full time biker?

ThrashersFan · 09-04-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sure. Keep telling yourself that. And then when he's 14 and brings one of those little ho bags home to meet mommy and he asks you for some condoms since the first one broke and she hasn't had a period in 4 months so what does that mean?

Bite your tongue. Despite the protestations of my husband, I pray to all higher entities on a daily basis that my son is gay. I can handle a boyfriend easier than some bitch-ho.

purse junkie · 09-04-2003, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Of him cheating or of her cheating? Or both?

His. But she should still keep following the pro tour. There are some amazingly hot guys there, if she can pry them off their bikes long enough for some action.

purse junkie · 09-04-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, but think of the stamina.

So, I didn't know you had to be obsessive/compulsive to be a full time biker?

They're also pain freaks, if you're into that. They keep insisting it's an adrenaline rush.

09-04-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I was more offended the night I had to share a hotel room at a conference and she decided it was ok to change in front of me, taking off her shirt casually while we were talking. Facing me, and, of course, no bra.

Pssh. You women are too sensitive. That wouldn't have offended me at all.

NotFromHere · 09-04-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Bite your tongue. Despite the protestations of my husband, I pray to all higher entities on a daily basis that my son is gay. I can handle a boyfriend easier than some bitch-ho.

Yeah, and on top of that you won't be a babysitting grandma by the time you're 40.

robustpuppy · 09-04-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No doubt there were teen girls who dressed like Madonna in 1986. But I think the difference is that in 1986, a larger percentage of suburban parents were in the "You're not going outside wearing that!" school of thought. The parents who tut-tutted about the sexualization of prepubescent girls weren't pitied as prudes, as they are today.

This is silly. The real difference is that in 1986 you were 17 years younger (on a side note, I was only 10 years younger), could still distinguish between musical acts in the same genre, and were not a parent.

Seven of Nine · 09-04-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you ever totally eaten too much crap off the conference room table and then felt like you would bill better if you had less schmeg in your stomach? I dont know if this would be appropriate or not.

Ah, Piags. Uncle Google has the tool for you. To get rid of that bloaty feeling, try a schmeg pole: a ten foot long hollow metal pole with giant sucking capabilities.

Link Here.

Prego.

Seven.

Atticus Grinch · 09-04-2003, 06:04 PM

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders.

These are their portraits.

Law & Order: Artistic Intent.

Anttwat · 09-04-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Pssh. You women are too sensitive. That wouldn't have offended me at all.

You don't know that for sure.

It's always the women with saggy breasts that will do that in front of you.

Replaced_Texan · 09-04-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Bite your tongue. Despite the protestations of my husband, I pray to all higher entities on a daily basis that my son is gay. I can handle a boyfriend easier than some bitch-ho.

Encourage him to come out early. It's much less of a pain for the family to have to go through adolescence once.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-04-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Bite your tongue. Despite the protestations of my husband, I pray to all higher entities on a daily basis that my son is gay. I can handle a boyfriend easier than some bitch-ho.

And as an added bonus, at least somebody in the family would be getting some anal action.

Atticus Grinch · 09-04-2003, 06:16 PM